Opinion Number one scalp 2018

[Hello Kitty]

We won’t lose a game this year.

Adelaide - Rory Sloane won’t want to play too well against his future teammates, and let’s be honest. Tex Walker completely shitting the bed in the GF has shown the whole league what a pissweak campaigner he truly is (as is their entire senior list) Adelaide are pretenders and well flog then confortably.

Brisbane - all I need to really say here is “Brisbane” and I think you guys understand.

Carlton - see Brisbane reasoning but replace “Brisbane” with “Carlton”

Collingwood - as much as recruiting a one paced midfield with filthy disposal skills (see Adams, Aish et el) is a blueprint for success, Gaz, Danger, Sel and Mitch will beat them like an ugly red headed step child. Add in the fact that their
Forward line revolves around a Full back with hamstrings made of weathered twine, and a white hope in Moore - who can’t actually figure out his position, and the pies are exposed as a VFL standard team.

Essendon - desperation - You can smell it. It has a stench like dead maggots living inside a dead fish head. And as I drove past the Bombers training facility on my Way to Melbourne airport recently, u smelled that stench. When you throw draft picks at a bloke who’s proven damaged goods - so much so that his old club would have taken a bag of twisties for him - and pin your hopes on him, that’s desperation. And let’s be honest. Their midfields garbage. Zaharakis is a good battler. Do they have an elite midfielder? We have so many elite midfielders that if they were to bring all their mvps, Brownlows, b&fs and All Australian trophy’s to the club all at once, we’d need to build new stand to house them. They have Daniher. He’s a good kid. But how’s he gonna kick bags when his midfield are being busted open for 120 Minutes straight? I mean there’s always blood doping - and they’re probably into that already. But even if they are they still
Wouldn’t be good enough.

Freo - hahaha if ever there was a club that personified the word “loser” It’s this mob. You’d think that Colin Sylvia would have taught them. Or Shane yarran. But to watch old mate Harley Bennell unravel every 3 weeks is just amazing. They’ll be lucky to win 6 games.

Gold Coast - see Brisbane

GWS - the reason the mighty ducks succeeded was because they played with heart. The same reason - and lack of heart - is why this mob will NEVER succeed when it counts. Remember last year? The night we had a bunch of players out injured - but still ran them to a draw on their dunghill! They collectively have a heart like a split pea.

Hawthorn - it’s actually sad watching this mob regress into a mediocre outfit, propped up with hacks like sicilly and Brand. Burgoyne going around at 43 years of age reeks of desperation. Watch us kick 16 goals in the first quarter on Easter Monday, then play VFA style - with 16 on the ground - for the last 3 quarters to rest up for the following week - and still win by at least 20 Goals.

Melbourne - “don’t wanna go on that camp. It’s too hard”

Do I need to elaborate? What a bunch of soft weak sooky campaigners they are.

Norf - if ever there was an arguement for the relegation system, this mob are the poster child for it. They’d struggle to beat St josephs on a good day. Personally I think they’re tanking, Ao that when they swoop in and take Hawforns Launceston games and become the tassie Rios, they’ll get even better concessions.

Poort - 119. We will forever own this mob. That, plus the fact that
Their forward line revolves around a bloke so dumb he can’t see a countdown on a massive screen - hahaha were all Good with this bag of filth.

Richmond - the sun even shines on a dogs arse once and a while. And for this mob that one day of sunshine was on preliminary final day last year. We’ve smacked them for a decade. We smacked them last year - without key players available. One swallow does not a Summer make, and one prelim final upset does not an owning break.

St Kilda - have this mob ever actually been decent? They drew a GF playing Ross the Toss’s filthy game plan that’s since been proven to have zero chance of kicking enough goals to win a flag, but without The albino CHF genius who just retired, they’re cooked. Middle of the road side who we could beat with all of our rookies playing.

Sydney - they’re going into the season one down thanks to Kurt walking away. Buddy is one overdose away from retirement. McVeigh is a geriatric - and still going. It’s embarrassing. I can’t see them beating any good side, especially the mighty Cats.

Western bulldogs - last year showed ya where they truly sit. The Bont is a great player. But sadly, their list is full of sprayers like johannesen and plodders like liberatore. They haven’t beaten us since before Gaz had to shave.

West coast - when you have our cast offs holding up the ruck - it speaks volumes. I don’t think a club has been so reliant on one player - as the weagles are on NicNat - since the saints had Plugger. And how is a tall, mobile ruckman who’s game is his leap and athleticism a gonna go after a reco? A filthy midfield and blokes like Darling (let’s just remember how he was in the GF when he went to water like a bitch) holding up your forward line is a worry.



So in conclusion. I don’t see one of these s**t truck clubs getting within 5 goals of us this year.

Wonder what odds I could get on an unbeaten season. My super needs topping up.

Another fantastic post CatsMan! Your analogies are hilarious!

 

[jim boy]

Heart says the Hawks - bunch of insufferable supporters with a heightened sense of privilege.

Head says - I dont care, just get enough wins for the granny

Just on Collingwood - quite like playing them, form just goes out the window and you just know what to expect. Their supporters might be toothless old crones, but they are passionate about their team and somewhat circumspect about where they sit in the footy world

 

[Hello Kitty]

LOL - Best write-up in ages... Loved every second of it!

Catsmaninamerica has been in smoking hot form this Summer, has to be right up there for POTY

 

[Hello Kitty]

Really thought how they pushed us to the very last seconds down at skilled in that arm wrestle of a match actually made me feel somewhat uncomfortable about potentially playing them again last year to be honest. Not many teams have been able to do that to us at skilled.

They have A very good midfield that has underperformed a lot in my opinion, think this year their midfield will be the best it will ever be with this group, boak wines ebert Hartlett Polec Powell pepper Robbie Grey Sam Grey all rotating through a midfield is quite elite, plus paddy Ryder feeding it down... it is the best midfield in the AFL or equal best at that.

I think (hoping) this is the best Midfield in 2018

 

[you pick one]

They will push each other for top dog status too, our own fab 4.

 

[CatRiot]

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I think (hoping) this is the best Midfield in 2018

Looks like Duncan was photo-shopped in as an after thought

 

[steady2]

Poos and Wees, Pies, Crows, Tiges and Swans just to rub it in.

 

[JackFlash]

Tigers...

 

[Hello Kitty]

Looks like Duncan was photo-shopped in as an after thought

Hahaha!

I did PhotoShop Duncan - it's very obvious, but that was about the best pic I could find to fit into the original image. But he was not an after thought, Duncan is firmly ensconced in our Midfield - as you pick one called them 'our fab four'.

 

[nananana catman]

Prelim Final

 

[Anthony Geelong]

Its gotta be Swans, Richmond, Adelaide in that order

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Mirrors broken is it?


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I admire you. Having the ability to post on here while you have a dick in your mouth is amazing. Talented. Cos clearly - you’re an enormous coksucker

 

[Cataholic]

I admire you. Having the ability to post on here while you have a dick in your mouth is amazing. Talented. Cos clearly - you’re an enormous coksucker

Only one flaw in your posting CIA........you too often leave us readers in the dark, trying to read between the lines and decipher what you’re trying to say.

Just a suggestion.......use clear, simple language in a way us simple folk can understand.

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Only one flaw in your posting CIA........you too often leave us readers in the dark, trying to read between the lines and decipher what you’re trying to say.

Just a suggestion.......use clear, simple language in a way us simple folk can understand.

Sorry man. Stuck in yet another airport lounge with delayed flights and complimentary vodka. U know...

 

[David the Cat]

Sorry man. Stuck in yet another airport lounge with delayed flights and complimentary vodka. U know...

Mate...you make things difficult sometimes. I dont have to tell you that your previous post is a step over the line....a day off for you...

Happy flying.

 

[Goggin Our Best]

Collingwood by a mile ( couldnt care less about any of the others - and by the way Geel have won the last 4 against Hawthorn - including the 86pt romp )

I want Geel for once - to come out against thje Magpies and play confident football - and lead all the way and win by about 6-7 goals

Instead of coming out like nervous nellies - and watching Darcy Moore - and their big ruckman look like superstars

That win last year against the Pies ( late in the season and an important win ) was a shocking unconvincing win

If Geel beat Coll by 6-7 goals this year - then it might suggest that Geel have actually improved

 

[romeohwho]

Want everyone’s scalp this year.

 

[Willo_]

Want everyone’s scalp this year.

I agree

Let's just beat all of them

 

[Hello Kitty]

Collingwood by a mile ( couldnt care less about any of the others - and by the way Geel have won the last 4 against Hawthorn - including the 86pt romp )

I want Geel for once - to come out against thje Magpies and play confident football - and lead all the way and win by about 6-7 goals

Instead of coming out like nervous nellies - and watching Darcy Moore - and their big ruckman look like superstars

That win last year against the Pies ( late in the season and an important win ) was a shocking unconvincing win

If Geel beat Coll by 6-7 goals this year - then it might suggest that Geel have actually improved

In the last ten matches, Collingwood has won six times!

Only slightly more our bogey team than Sydney, who've beaten us seven times out of ten.





Strangely, we've kicked more goals!

We're more efficient with Disposals Per Goal + Disposals Per Scoring Shot.

More accurate at Conversion.

Better at Contested Marks, Tackles I50, Centre Clearances, less Turnovers, Rebound 50s,

More: Frees For + Frees Against; Scoring Shots

Interesting to compare.

 

[cub]

We won’t lose a game this year.


Richmond - the sun even shines on a dogs arse once and a while. And for this mob that one day of sunshine was on preliminary final day last year. We’ve smacked them for a decade. We smacked them last year - without key players available. One swallow does not a Summer make, and one prelim final upset does not an owning break.
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Smacked? um oh OK then...and why so salty on us beating GWS?
Sound pretty clueless to me
Living in the present over here

 

[Willo_]

Smacked? um oh OK then...and why so salty on us beating GWS?
Sound pretty clueless to me
Living in the present over here

How about you live on your own board

 

[Ricky Vaughn]

Smacked? um oh OK then...and why so salty on us beating GWS?
Sound pretty clueless to me
Living in the present over here

Come over to another teams board, only to be offended by some harmless banter?

You've got to be better than that, mate.

 

[Mad_Hatter]

Smacked? um oh OK then...and why so salty on us beating GWS?
Sound pretty clueless to me
Living in the present over here

I’ll be really nice here champ, how about you trundle off to your own board of chicken Littles?

 

[Goggin Our Best]

In the last ten matches, Collingwood has won eight times!

Only slightly more our bogey team than Sydney, who've beaten us seven times out of ten.
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Strangely, we've kicked more goals!

We're more efficient with Disposals Per Goal + Disposals Per Scoring Shot.

More accurate at Conversion.

Better at Contested Marks, Tackles I50, Centre Clearances, less Turnovers, Rebound 50s,

More: Frees For + Frees Against; Scoring Shots

Interesting to compare.

Well that says it all

Its interesting with Collingwood - when the West Coast Eagles had their daunting ( state like team ) in the 1st half of the 90s - Collingwood were one of the few teams who wernt daunted - didnt fear them - dont know what the win/loss record was - but they allways played well against them

Best example is 94 at the WACA - that 1st final - Mick McGuane holds onto that chest mark - then there is a very good chance that the Magpies win - which is a seriously good effort - because we saw in the GF ( unfortunately ) a few weeks later - how powerfull the Eagles were

 

[dazbroncos]

Smacked? um oh OK then...and why so salty on us beating GWS?
Sound pretty clueless to me
Living in the present over here

Looks around.. sees blue and white and Geelong memories everywhere..

Pretty sure it’s the GFC board....
By all means add something useful but coming here and talking s**t won’t serve you well.

So be constructive - add to the discussion or go back and clean up your yellow and black s**t that I’m sure it still all messed up after 2017.

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