Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 4: Coney Island Warriors vs Mount Buller Demons at Van Cortlandt Park

[RelaxMax]

did go with the ex to a town in Wales called Cockermouth (true). I suggested "when in Rome ..."

tumbleweeds ...

No bath before bedtime? That's a shame

 

[cooney]

Lol settle down.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

We lost the remote on pre season camp

And his on/off switch broke .

 

[BLERN]

They say you can lead an idiot to drink but you can’t make him water.

Or something like that: I don’t really understand the saying.

I thought it had a horse in it?

You can lead a horse to an idiot... something something something, punch line!

 

[sausageroll]

For the usual fee
Plus expenses

Confidential information?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I thought it had a horse in it?

You can lead a horse to an idiot... something something something, punch line!

The only horse that we have around the club rooms is brucetiki

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I thought it had a horse in it?

You can lead a horse to an idiot... something something something, punch line!

You can lead a horse to an idiot but you can never... uh... make it reason with it? No, scrap that. You can lead a horse to an idiot but you can't make it kick it. That'll do for now.

 

[Headless]

Im bloody knackered. Somebody please highlight for me the best moments of #fanfare in this thread.

#Headless295

 

[cooney]

None so far

 

[Tarkyn_24]

None so far

We’re saving all the fanfare up so that you can have one big fanfare moment rather than lots of underwhelming little ones.

 

[BLERN]

You can lead a horse to an idiot but you can never... uh... make it reason with it? No, scrap that. You can lead a horse to an idiot but you can't make it kick it. That'll do for now.

You can lead a horse to an idiot and you can lead an idiot to a horse. If either of them drink water, its probably because they were thirsty

 

[BLERN]

A horse, an idiot and water are in a bar. The idiot turns to water and says 'gagf, waters for idiots!'

Water looks at him and says 'you're 60% right there', the horse neighs and water laughs uncontrollably, although nobody noticed because water cant speak

 

[Tarkyn_24]

A horse, an idiot and water are in a bar. The idiot turns to water and says 'gagf, waters for idiots!'

Water looks at him and says 'you're 60% right there', the horse neighs and water laughs uncontrollably, although nobody noticed because water cant speak

This sense made absolutely no joke. I like you

 

[BLERN]

This sense made absolutely no joke. I like you

I couldnt figure out how to put in a line stating that a horse is 65-76% water.

Im such a failure. Although i am reasonably pleased with my terrible joke

 

[sausageroll]

I couldnt figure out how to put in a line stating that a horse is 65-76% water.

Hmmm.

Maybe you could just say something along these lines... "a horse is 65-76% water"

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

A horse, an idiot and water are in a bar. The idiot turns to water and says 'gagf, waters for idiots!'

Water looks at him and says 'you're 60% right there', the horse neighs and water laughs uncontrollably, although nobody noticed because water cant speak

A horse and an idiot walk into a bar. The bartender asks,

"Why the long face?"

The horse says,

"I'll have H2O"

So the bartender gives it water. The idiot says,

"I"ll have H2O too"

He dies.

 

[cooney]

We’re saving all the fanfare up so that you can have one big fanfare moment rather than lots of underwhelming little ones.

Nah I’m good with how I’m going

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Nah I’m good with how I’m going

Poor Headless

 

[BLERN]

A horse and an idiot walk into a bar. The bartender asks,

"Why the long face?"

The horse says,

"I'll have H2O"

So the bartender gives it water. The idiot says,

"I"ll have H2O too"

He dies.

I hate it when tania hird survives

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I hate it when tania hird survives

She died after the drink as horses can't tolerate alcohol like humans can. She then gets turned into glue.

 

[Headless]

Poor Headless

Genuinely was a bit of a barb.

 

[cooney]

Poor Headless

He loves it!

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

A horse and an idiot walk into a bar. The bartender asks,

"Why the long face?"

The horse says,

"I'll have H2O"

So the bartender gives it water. The idiot says,

"I"ll have H2O too"

He dies.

An oldie but a goody!!

 

[cooney]

Classic

 

[BLERN]

She died after the drink as horses can't tolerate alcohol like humans can. She then gets turned into glue.

Much better ending