Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 6: Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

[rickety]

My eyes!

My poor eyes!!!

 

[por_please_ya]

You do know that we only have 27 on our list at the moment? Who are the extra 4?

Future players.... how unfortunate.

 

[Firestarter]

Do flashing lights make it worse?

Well my headache is back. Sad face.

 

[rickety]

Well my headache is back. Sad face.

Maybe Jen can help

 

[Firestarter]

Maybe Jen can help

Oww

 

[rickety]

Well my headache is back. Sad face.

 

[cooney]

Almost Friday

 

[jackenny]

I've clearly made the Half-Back my second home.

 

[McEvoy]

Hasn't been on BF for a year. You wouldn't believe the lengths I've gone to to try and track him down.

Best I can tell, he is Cheval's favourite toy.

I sent him on his way after a particularly torrid couple of days almost a year ago.

I offered him sunscreen for his bare bottom (he was resplendent in his favourite chaps) but he said he was going straight back to the Underground.

I never saw him again

 

[McEvoy]

There is a fineprint in my contract that says I am obligated to be connected to the bosom of Cheval whenever she sees fit. If she doesn't see fit then I am free to be miserable away from said bosom.

My bosom will always be a place for you to call home Duggan.

 

[rickety]

My bosom will always be a place for you to call home Duggan.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

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Wow... Duggan looks different out of the batsuit...

 

[rickety]

B: larrikin - Noobz0r - Milera2Betts
HB: jackenny - brahj - Papa Juggs
C: NinjaSwan - Agent93 - por_please_ya
HF: Karnezis_13 - Biggie - Loonerty
F: William Wonka - BRAB - Marklar_33
R: YearOfTheRoos - The Filth Wizard - spookism
INT: Egga - go you pups

Changes:
El Dubya: HBF -> OUT
Papa Juggs: OUT -> HBF​

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Future players.... how unfortunate.

Oh. That's ummm, well, not very nice really.

 

[larrikin]

larrikin I think Ant Bear is missing you.

Ant Bear can go * himself for all I care.

Oh, I should put a smilie on that

 

[philreich]

Gotta leave some fish in the ocean

When I was single, my parents used to assure me that there were plenty of fish left in the ocean. I replied, "Yeah, but how come I keep getting the ones that John West rejects?"

 

[McEvoy]

Wow... Duggan looks different out of the batsuit...

ShaunDuggan looks more like this IRL than poo man up there ^^

 

[rickety]

ShaunDuggan looks more like this IRL than poo man up there ^^
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Poor poo man is ET

 

[GotTheGoodes]

ShaunDuggan looks more like this IRL than poo man up there ^^
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Oh... I thought there was finally someone in the team I could hang with that I looked like. *sigh* Oh well...

 

[philreich]

Do flashing lights make it worse?

It is with much regret that I feel I must inform you that there are times when you're about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!!!!

 

[GotTheGoodes]

It is with much regret that I feel I must inform you that there are times when you're about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!!!!

#sackantbear

 

[philreich]

Ask and he appears...I've emerged for the dungeons of the Tassie electoral office and vote counting and rearing to go!

I think I saw Jaquie Lambe 'heading' over to Will Hodgman's bunker!

I'm reliably informed that Jackie Lambie's dog won't play with her unless she ties a pork chop around her neck.

 

[spookism]

It is with much regret that I feel I must inform you that there are times when you're about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!!!!

Only at times?

 

[philreich]

Only at times?

That's right - it's only on days of the week that end in "Y".

 

[Ant Bear]

It is with much regret that I feel I must inform you that there are times when you're about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!!!!

Looks useful.