Unofficial Preview Round 3 vs Norf - The List Manager Who Shagged Me - Opposition Supporters Welcome

[Norfs Recruiter]

This tale is eerily accurate, right down to the smallest detail.
I've constantly asked Bucks to beef up security at club meetings to keep out opposition spies, but thus far have been unable to find any security guards willing to work in exchange for free memberships.

 

[Proper Gander]

This tale is eerily accurate, right down to the smallest detail.
I've constantly asked Bucks to beef up security at club meetings to keep out opposition spies, but thus far have been unable to find any security guards willing to work in exchange for free memberships.

Were you offering free memberships of North Melbourne Football Club? See there’s your problem

 

[Norfs Recruiter]

Were you offering free memberships of North Melbourne Football Club? See there’s your problem

The only problem is giving away something so valuable.
What other club is generous enough to offer 11 games for the price of 3 and guaranteed seats at the Grand Final Breakfast ?

 

[North Viking]

After decades of AFL handouts; priority picks; AFL assisted emergency coach appointments; tanking for picks; horendously bad club administration, bad coaches and bad on field leadership; soft players that revolt if training camps are too hard.....

The MFC are finally ready to leave the SVU (Special Victims Unit). The ‘basket case’ of the AFL competition may finally play finals football for the first time in 12 years!






As if,
They will s**t their bed again and finish a credible 9th!!

 

[Bigeasy]

Au contraire, baby.
The North Melbourne who entered the league were the end product of a number of mergers between North and Albert Park, Hotham, West Melbourne and Essendon Association FC.
North were prepared to merge with the Bombers in order to enter the VFL.
North were ready to merge with Fitzroy around the same time before the AFL stepped in.
Brayshaw was ready to send the Roos to the Gold Coast but for an unfavourable stadium deal.

That was the club not the supporters. We subsequently kicked out the board that tried to merge us with Fitzroy

 

[Groin guru]

There’s only two things I hate. People who are intolerant of opposition team’s coaches - and Brad Scott

 

[Thetrader15]

After decades of AFL handouts; priority picks; AFL assisted emergency coach appointments; tanking for picks; horendously bad club administration, bad coaches and bad on field leadership; soft players that revolt if training camps are too hard.....

The MFC are finally ready to leave the SVU (Special Victims Unit). The ‘basket case’ of the AFL competition may finally play finals football for the first time in 12 years!



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As if,
They will s**t their bed again and finish a credible 9th!!

How long has Jake had the beard for?

 

[North Viking]

Were you offering free memberships of North Melbourne Football Club? See there’s your problem

As opposed to free lift passes at Mt Buller?

 

[Bigeasy]

Where's Biffinator you pussy. Come out to play

 

[harry000]

As opposed to free lift passes at Mt Buller?

We still get more peope to games during snow season.. what are norfies doing? Too busy banging each others wives to watch the game?

 

[LeverPuller]

We still get more peope to games during snow season.. what are norfies doing? Too busy banging each others wives to watch the game?

Sisters, they're Tasmanian now.

 

[Thetrader15]

We still get more peope to games during snow season.. what are norfies doing? Too busy banging each others wives to watch the game?

Melbourne supporters banging on about their crowds...cute

 

[North Viking]

We still get more peope to games during snow season.. what are norfies doing? Too busy banging each others wives to watch the game?

So this is the one thing you have over our great club. More supporters, and that’s it.

Give me a great of culture, great administration and leadership. Club innovation and a spirit. The shinboner spirit.
Oh and we’ve never had shake the tin and beg for help cause we can’t dress ourselves or tie up our own shoelaces.

Think I would take less members any day!

 

[domiroo]

How many coaches has Melbourne had during this 12 year 17 going on 18 game winning streak .. Look Dees fans don't despair you have your theripist you can turn to after this weekend ..... Maaaaa haaaaaaa ..

 

[harry000]

So this is the one thing you have over our great club. More supporters, and that’s it.

Give me a great of culture, great administration and leadership. Club innovation and a spirit. The shinboner spirit.
Oh and we’ve never had shake the tin and beg for help cause we can’t dress ourselves or tie up our own shoelaces.

Think I would take less members any day!

Such great culture and leadership..

Wayne Carey.. not going to bother listing his indiscretions.

Brent Harvey.. selfish player.. selfish human..

The biggest legends of your football club fail in both culture and leadership. The shinboner spirit is not even a thing anymore. Do you even know what it means? Feel free to google if you need to lol

 

[PerfectFooty]

Odd i thought we where playing North Melbourne this week, not Adelaide

 

[Tempy Tiger]

Au contraire, baby.
The North Melbourne who entered the league were the end product of a number of mergers between North and Albert Park, Hotham, West Melbourne and Essendon Association FC.
North were prepared to merge with the Bombers in order to enter the VFL.
North were ready to merge with Fitzroy around the same time before the AFL stepped in.
Brayshaw was ready to send the Roos to the Gold Coast but for an unfavourable stadium deal.

Bob Ansett was very fond of the Sydney Kangaroos too.
And realistically you will be merging with a club, they just won’t be an existing AFL club. It will be a powerhouse club from the Tassie Footy League. You know this is true in your heart too.

 

[DeesFanTheMan]

Odd i thought we where playing North Melbourne this week, not Adelaide

To be fair it says opposition supporters welcome, doesn't state which club.

So this is the one thing you have over our great club. More supporters, and that’s it.

Give me a great of culture, great administration and leadership. Club innovation and a spirit. The shinboner spirit.
Oh and we’ve never had shake the tin and beg for help cause we can’t dress ourselves or tie up our own shoelaces.

Think I would take less members any day!

If I recall correctly mate, you took a leaf out of our book with the "box on" campaign, wiped $3 million in debt by "shaking the tin" so jog on!

 

[Snake_Baker]

Au contraire, baby.
The North Melbourne who entered the league were the end product of a number of mergers between North and Albert Park, Hotham, West Melbourne and Essendon Association FC.
North were prepared to merge with the Bombers in order to enter the VFL.
North were ready to merge with Fitzroy around the same time before the AFL stepped in.
Brayshaw was ready to send the Roos to the Gold Coast but for an unfavourable stadium deal.

You're confusing mergers with takeovers.

 

[domiroo]

Such great culture and leadership..

Wayne Carey.. not going to bother listing his indiscretions.

Brent Harvey.. selfish player.. selfish human..

The biggest legends of your football club fail in both culture and leadership. The shinboner spirit is not even a thing anymore. Do you even know what it means? Feel free to google if you need to lol

Do you know what finals feel like ..

 

[Sando22]

Do you know what finals feel like ..

It has been a while.
But please tell us how it feels to win the first 9 games of a season then get pumped by 10 goals in the first final. That sounds heaps fun!

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

Great culture? Please, Norf's repeated tanking efforts over the years, Carey's shenanigans, Scott's 'VANILLA FTW!" recruiting and gameplan have destroyed all of that.

I expect that Melbourne will be roped in to Good Friday next year, probably against Essendon, to bring some credibility to the fixture for the AFL.

 

[Bluelegs]

You're confusing mergers with takeovers.

Which is exactly what Melbourne would have done to Hawthorn...

 

[Spirit of 26]

Bob Ansett was very fond of the Sydney Kangaroos too.
And realistically you will be merging with a club, they just won’t be an existing AFL club. It will be a powerhouse club from the Tassie Footy League. You know this is true in your heart too.

Bob Ansett asked his kid wanted he want for his birthday. “A cowboy outfit Dad” he enthusiastically replied.

So Bob bought him the North Melbourne Football Club

True story.

 

[Socrates2]

What's going on with Hibbard? He's a clean ball user but they seem to be playing him out of position.