Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 12 Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval (MOTR)

[KohPhi]

another 15 disposals and 50 dt points coming up sir

On fire.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Mate I am not even going to begin to share with you what KohPhi TheCoach16 and CALL ME SNAKE where discussing in that PM.

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Its like an end of season footy trip.

What happens in the Qooty PM
STAYS in the Qooty PM

 

[Reardo]

Last week I didn’t touch the footy once and we won. Expect more of the same this week.

 

[Matty411]

Lol pass. Just saying itd be great to play on the person who introduced me to SFA.

So we have you to blame, eh nahnah ?

 

[KohPhi]

Last week I didn’t touch the footy once and we won. Expect more of the same this week.

How did you alter your training to reflect such a heavy workload?

 

[Matty411]

Man, the photos you have of fitzroybowiedog must be amazing, Reardo

 

[Reardo]

How did you alter your training to reflect such a heavy workload?

I upped my beer consumption and lowered my salad intake.

 

[Reardo]

Man, the photos you have of fitzroybowiedog must be amazing, Reardo

I’m more of a mascot rather than an actual player, they keep me around out of pity.

 

[KohPhi]

I upped my beer consumption and lowered my salad intake.

I hope to one day reach the lofty preparation standards you have set as a Qootballer. You inspire me.

 

[Matty411]

I’m more of a mascot rather than an actual player, they keep me around out of pity.

 

[KohPhi]

I’m more of a mascot rather than an actual player, they keep me around out of pity.

Our mascot is an abusive ex circus performing Capuchin monkey that has a 40 a day cigarette habit and flings his own s**t at you if you come to close.



I'd feed the little prick to my goats but goddam look at those eyes..

 

[Matty411]

He's adorable, we'll give him that. Who could forget the day he met his soulmate...

I hear these days that their relationship is pretty rocky - between the smoking habit and her single-handedly raising their 20 offspring. But he continues to get away with it. Bloody little legend.

 

[Matt_352]

Our mascot is an abusive ex circus performing Capuchin monkey that has a 40 a day cigarette habit and flings his own s**t at you if you come to close.

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I'd feed the little prick to my goats but goddam look at those eyes..

Positively terrifying I'm sure

 

[KohPhi]

He's adorable, we'll give him that. Who could forget the day he met his soulmate...

I hear these days that their relationship is pretty rocky - between the smoking habit and her single-handedly raising their 20 offspring. But he continues to get away with it. Bloody little legend.

Look at his tiny monkey penis. So cute.

 

[Matty411]

Look at his tiny monkey penis. So cute.

I'm sure the sarcasm Matt_352 has shown is secretly because he relates to our beloved mascot in this regard.

 

[BEEG]

Where's the Roys team sheet?

Trying to fill the 15 free spots before you guys can post.

Minnow club.

 

[BEEG]

Mmmm.... baaaaacon.

 

[Reardo]

Trying to fill the 15 free spots before you guys can post.

Minnow club.

You’re onto us.

 

[BEEG]

You’re onto us.

Just make fake accounts like the Furies.

 

[TheCoach16]

There's a certain change you really should've made I reckon.

Not this again! Look, I’m doing my best. Yes, I contribute very little.
Yes, I’m undisciplined.
Yes, I rock up to training late, or not at all.
Yes, I hit on everyone’s wife(s).
Yes, I make everyone uncomfortable in the showers.
And, yes, overall, I’m largely just a campaigner.

But calling for me to be dropped every week, hurts my feelings...

 

[TheCoach16]

Mate I am not even going to begin to share with you what KohPhi TheCoach16 and CALL ME SNAKE where discussing in that PM.

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The best way to describe it is, “insightful”, yet utterly disturbing...

 

[BEEG]

Not this again! Look, I’m doing my best. Yes, I contribute very little.
Yes, I’m undisciplined.
Yes, I rock up to training late, or not at all.
Yes, I hit on everyone’s wife(s).
Yes, I make everyone uncomfortable in the showers.
And, yes, overall, I’m largely just a campaigner.

But calling for me to be dropped every week, hurts my feelings...

That's all we ask for at the Bombers, keep expectations low and results high.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Trying to fill the 15 free spots before you guys can post.

Minnow club.

That was a really good post. if i squinted and held up one of KohPhi's posts in front of it.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Not this again! Look, I’m doing my best. Yes, I contribute very little.
Yes, I’m undisciplined.
Yes, I rock up to training late, or not at all.
Yes, I hit on everyone’s wife(s).
Yes, I make everyone uncomfortable in the showers.
And, yes, overall, I’m largely just a campaigner.

But calling for me to be dropped every week, hurts my feelings...

 

[BEEG]

That was a really good post. if i squinted and held up one of KohPhi's posts in front of it.

He was one of my great mentors #inkohphiwetrust