Rance diving again

[BF Tiger]

Mate.

We use anemas these days for our drugs.

Aha. That's why you prefer the dark shorts.

 

[Mister B]

So Franklin got a fine for an open handed shove to the shoulder/neck area. I look forward to Dustin Martin getting fined every week for any fend off's that go high.

 

[Andronicus]

If it was an Essendon player we'd be seeing the needle tracks on that arm.

Yawn.

Thread is about Rance. If you need to deflect, you are suggesting the issue is one you can't deal with.

 

[BF Tiger]

Yawn.

Thread is about Rance. If you needle to inject, you are suggesting the issue is one you can't deal with.

Auto-correct is a bitch.

 

[Andronicus]

Adult discussion is a bit hard for me. I can't really deal with the fact that Rance is a diving squib so I'll deflect instead.

Fair enough.

 

[BF Tiger]

Fair enough.

Whatever it takes.

 

[bungee]

Yep you can see Rance with his arm on Franklin's throat from this photo.

The umpire should have paid a free for Rance jamming his elbow into Buddy's throat. If he'd done his duty Franklin wouldn't have had to try to push Rance off. The fake groaning by Rance stopped immediately the free was paid. Alex Rance is a disgrace to the game. As weak as piss. Luke Parker takes a smash to the face that leaves a great welt and difficulty seeing but brushes it off as only a genuinely tough footballer can. Meanwhile, Reiwoldt losing any respect for his huge talent by whining continuously for frees and even Softwick joins in for a whine at the presser. What an embarrassment to the AFL. Anyone watching our game for the first time would question whether these men have balls.

 

[BF Tiger]

The umpire should have paid a free for Rance jamming his elbow into Buddy's throat. If he'd done his duty Franklin wouldn't have had to try to push Rance off. The fake groaning by Rance stopped immediately the free was paid. Alex Rance is a disgrace to the game. As weak as piss. Luke Parker takes a smash to the face that leaves a great welt and difficulty seeing but brushes it off as only a genuinely tough footballer can. Meanwhile, Reiwoldt losing any respect for his huge talent by whining continuously for frees and even Softwick joins in for a whine at the presser. What an embarrassment to the AFL. Anyone watching our game for the first time would question whether these men have balls.

 

[JD888]

Has anyone posted this yet?
http://m.afl.com.au/video/2018-06-30/that-was-a-rancey-dive

 

[Vindicater]

Has anyone posted this yet?
http://m.afl.com.au/video/2018-06-30/that-was-a-rancey-dive

Nah. It is just tall poppy syndrome.

Rance has never dived.

 

[bungee]

Has anyone posted this yet?
http://m.afl.com.au/video/2018-06-30/that-was-a-rancey-dive

Good but not even close to a Rance dive. No drama, no sense of theatre. Rance would have leapt 3 metres forward, with a double somersault and a half twist finishing in the pike position. He'd have rolled on the grass, eating mouthfuls of dirt, grasping all of his organs in turn and pretending to cough up his lungs. Only the awarding of a free kick would see him make a miraculous recovery. Rance makes Italy's soccer team look tough.

 

[BF Tiger]

Good but not even close to a Rance dive. No drama, no sense of theatre. Rance would have leapt 3 metres forward, with a double somersault and a half twist finishing in the pike position. He'd have rolled on the grass, eating mouthfuls of dirt, grasping all of his organs in turn and pretending to cough up his lungs. Only the awarding of a free kick would see him make a miraculous recovery. Rance makes Italy's soccer team look tough.

And to think the great man Rance just extended his contract to 2021. He’ll be annoying you for a while yet.