Media The Rookie Round Table - Season 26 Edition

[TJASTA]

Autocorrect itself is the epitome of stupid sometimes

True.

 

[Matty411]

We shall see, most of my passion later went into video editing. I will go and find my old tablet.

I bet you could create the s**t out of a gif. Missed calling if you ask me.

 

[Tommycash]

Oh you rookies! I look forward to you all becoming more recognisable than me by round 5.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

True.

When are you releasing The (Better) Rookie Round Table thread, looking forward to a quality engaging current thread as only the flathead can post

 

[TJASTA]

When are you releasing The (Better) Rookie Round Table thread, looking forward to a quality engaging current thread as only the flathead can post

kdavva74 has not piss me off yet.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

kdavva74 has not piss me off yet.

So it won't be long then

 

[TJASTA]

So it won't be long then

Yep.

 

[por_please_ya]

2017 called, they want their meme back.

Have you seen how many followers that guy has on Instagram?! He will never die.

 

[TJASTA]

Have you seen how many followers that guy has on Instagram?! He will never die.

Knew that would get a rise out of you

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Have you seen how many followers that guy has on Instagram?! He will never die.

.......you know that's a punching right?

 

[por_please_ya]

.......you know that's a punching right?

Sure you wanna do that? He's got very sharp knives....

 

[por_please_ya]

Well done on the thread, kdavva74, and helloooo to all the new ones. Good luck this season, I hope the SFA is all you imagined it to be and more.
Also nice to see another lady in our fold CinnaMay

 

[KohPhi]

Great thread kdavva74 and welcome S.26 rookies.

You may know of me already, my name is KohPhi.. I get called Kofe, K, Sex Machine, Koh and Koph so for now, you can all call me KohPhi.

I am the Captain of the most relevant, funny, antagonistic and sexually deprived Club in the Sweet FA, the Baghdad Bombers.

It's fair to say I'm a pretty big deal around here and I wont bore you with my achievements..... because they are far from boring..

Premiership Captain..
Expert banterer..
Two time back to back Premiership player..
Dual Club Best and Fairest..
Gif master..
Consecutive Top 3 and runner up Best Poster in the SFA..
Dumpling God..
Seeker of world peace..
All SFA ruckman..
The SFA's Premier media performer..
Bon Vivant..
TFLUA Medalist S.25..

But most of all, friend and confidante to all rookies. It wasn't that long ago that I joined the SFA as a humble son of an Iraqi oil baron, a footloose and fancy free scoundral who stumbled upon an old Bomber, Harolad when he entered one of my 34 7/11 stores in Baghdad and Mosul.

There I was, giving one of my illegal Yemeni store workers a good 'seeing to' for asking for a meal break after working 12 hours straight. Harolad walked up to me, smiled and said "with hands as quick as those, I can make you a star".

I pulled up my pants, put back on my Fido Dido Tshirt and followed him to Abdu Prison.. The rest is history.

Anyway, enough about me. I'll leave that to S.25 rookies The Jesus, GotTheGoodes, BLERN, Matty411, por_please_ya and U2tigers to tell stories of my influence.

So again, welcome and if I may be so bold as to pass on one piece of advice to those that may struggle to find their 'schtick' and that is..

"If you can't blind them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit"

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Great thread kdavva74 and welcome S.26 rookies.

You may know of me already, my name is KohPhi.. I get called Kofe, K, Sex Machine, Koh and Koph so for now, you can all call me KohPhi.

I am the Captain of the most relevant, funny, antagonistic and sexually deprived Club in the Sweet FA, the Baghdad Bombers.

It's fair to say I'm a pretty big deal around here and I wont bore you with my achievements..... because they are far from boring..

Premiership Captain..
Expert banterer..
Two time back to back Premiership player..
Dual Club Best and Fairest..
Gif master..
Consecutive Top 3 and runner up Best Poster in the SFA..
Dumpling God..
Seeker of world peace..
All SFA ruckman..
The SFA's Premier media performer..
Bon Vivant..
TFLUA Medalist S.25..

But most of all, friend and confidante to all rookies. It wasn't that long ago that I joined the SFA as a humble son of an Iraqi oil baron, a footloose and fancy free scoundral who stumbled upon an old Bomber, Harolad when he entered one of my 34 7/11 stores in Baghdad and Mosul.

There I was, giving one of my illegal Yemeni store workers a good 'seeing to' for asking for a meal break after working 12 hours straight. Harolad walked up to me, smiled and said "with hands as quick as those, I can make you a star".

I pulled up my pants, put back on my Fido Dido Tshirt and followed him to Abdu Prison.. The rest is history.

Anyway, enough about me. I'll leave that to S.25 rookies The Jesus, GotTheGoodes, BLERN, Matty411, por_please_ya and U2tigers to tell stories of my influence.

So again, welcome and if I pass on one piece of advice to those that may struggle to find their 'schtick' and that is..

"If you can't blind them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit"

Short version:

Hi, I'm KohPhi and I'm a registered sex offender, and I'm a Baghdad Bomber. Sorry about being a bomber, please don't hold that against me

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Great thread kdavva74 and welcome S.26 rookies.

You may know of me already, my name is KohPhi.. I get called Kofe, K, Sex Machine, Koh and Koph so for now, you can all call me KohPhi.

I am the Captain of the most relevant, funny, antagonistic and sexually deprived Club in the Sweet FA, the Baghdad Bombers.

It's fair to say I'm a pretty big deal around here and I wont bore you with my achievements..... because they are far from boring..

Premiership Captain..
Expert banterer..
Two time back to back Premiership player..
Dual Club Best and Fairest..
Gif master..
Consecutive Top 3 and runner up Best Poster in the SFA..
Dumpling God..
Seeker of world peace..
All SFA ruckman..
The SFA's Premier media performer..
Bon Vivant..
TFLUA Medalist S.25..

But most of all, friend and confidante to all rookies. It wasn't that long ago that I joined the SFA as a humble son of an Iraqi oil baron, a footloose and fancy free scoundral who stumbled upon an old Bomber, Harolad when he entered one of my 34 7/11 stores in Baghdad and Mosul.

There I was, giving one of my illegal Yemeni store workers a good 'seeing to' for asking for a meal break after working 12 hours straight. Harolad walked up to me, smiled and said "with hands as quick as those, I can make you a star".

I pulled up my pants, put back on my Fido Dido Tshirt and followed him to Abdu Prison.. The rest is history.

Anyway, enough about me. I'll leave that to S.25 rookies The Jesus, GotTheGoodes, BLERN, Matty411, por_please_ya and U2tigers to tell stories of my influence.

So again, welcome and if I may be so bold as to pass on one piece of advice to those that may struggle to find their 'schtick' and that is..

"If you can't blind them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit"

The Filth Wizard The Sex Machine is stealing your schtick

 

[Dav]

Great thread kdavva74 and welcome S.26 rookies.

You may know of me already, my name is KohPhi.. I get called Kofe, K, Sex Machine, Koh and Koph so for now, you can all call me KohPhi.

I am the Captain of the most relevant, funny, antagonistic and sexually deprived Club in the Sweet FA, the Baghdad Bombers.

It's fair to say I'm a pretty big deal around here and I wont bore you with my achievements..... because they are far from boring..

Premiership Captain..
Expert banterer..
Two time back to back Premiership player..
Dual Club Best and Fairest..
Gif master..
Consecutive Top 3 and runner up Best Poster in the SFA..
Dumpling God..
Seeker of world peace..
All SFA ruckman..
The SFA's Premier media performer..
Bon Vivant..
TFLUA Medalist S.25..

But most of all, friend and confidante to all rookies. It wasn't that long ago that I joined the SFA as a humble son of an Iraqi oil baron, a footloose and fancy free scoundral who stumbled upon an old Bomber, Harolad when he entered one of my 34 7/11 stores in Baghdad and Mosul.

There I was, giving one of my illegal Yemeni store workers a good 'seeing to' for asking for a meal break after working 12 hours straight. Harolad walked up to me, smiled and said "with hands as quick as those, I can make you a star".

I pulled up my pants, put back on my Fido Dido Tshirt and followed him to Abdu Prison.. The rest is history.

Anyway, enough about me. I'll leave that to S.25 rookies The Jesus, GotTheGoodes, BLERN, Matty411, por_please_ya and U2tigers to tell stories of my influence.

So again, welcome and if I may be so bold as to pass on one piece of advice to those that may struggle to find their 'schtick' and that is..

"If you can't blind them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit"

We don't know him. He kinda just hangs around like a bad smell.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Short version:

Hi, I'm KohPhi and I'm a registered sex offender, and I'm a Baghdad Bomber. Sorry about being a bomber, please don't hold that against me

Well done; you've turned bomber bullsh!t into Furie facts!

 

[KohPhi]

Short version:

Hi, I'm KohPhi and I'm a registered sex offender, and I'm a Baghdad Bomber. Sorry about being a bomber, please don't hold that against me

Lies...

I'm not registered.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The Filth Wizard The Sex Machine is stealing your schtick

That's one tiny resume.

 

[KohPhi]

We don't know him. He kinda just hangs around like a bad smell.

I ride to training on a camel ffs! What do you expect?

 

[Tommycash]

That's one tiny resume.

That's a strange name for it.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Great thread kdavva74 and welcome S.26 rookies.

You may know of me already, my name is KohPhi.. I get called Kofe, K, Sex Machine, Koh and Koph so for now, you can all call me KohPhi.

I am the Captain of the most relevant, funny, antagonistic and sexually deprived Club in the Sweet FA, the Baghdad Bombers.

It's fair to say I'm a pretty big deal around here and I wont bore you with my achievements..... because they are far from boring..

Premiership Captain..
Expert banterer..
Two time back to back Premiership player..
Dual Club Best and Fairest..
Gif master..
Consecutive Top 3 and runner up Best Poster in the SFA..
Dumpling God..
Seeker of world peace..
All SFA ruckman..
The SFA's Premier media performer..
Bon Vivant..
TFLUA Medalist S.25..

But most of all, friend and confidante to all rookies. It wasn't that long ago that I joined the SFA as a humble son of an Iraqi oil baron, a footloose and fancy free scoundral who stumbled upon an old Bomber, Harolad when he entered one of my 34 7/11 stores in Baghdad and Mosul.

There I was, giving one of my illegal Yemeni store workers a good 'seeing to' for asking for a meal break after working 12 hours straight. Harolad walked up to me, smiled and said "with hands as quick as those, I can make you a star".

I pulled up my pants, put back on my Fido Dido Tshirt and followed him to Abdu Prison.. The rest is history.

Anyway, enough about me. I'll leave that to S.25 rookies The Jesus, GotTheGoodes, BLERN, Matty411, por_please_ya and U2tigers to tell stories of my influence.

So again, welcome and if I may be so bold as to pass on one piece of advice to those that may struggle to find their 'schtick' and that is..

"If you can't blind them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit"

Can vouch for the Fido Dido Tshirt... Also the unregistered sex offender bit.

Some are #sickofit. The majority aren't though...