Media Sterge's Sweet F.A s**t trucks

[Sterge]

In this ongoing media piece we will look at the biggest s**t trucks in the sweet fa each round.
Find out who for whatever reason was complete garbage for the current sweet fa round and who will be crowned Sterge's official s**t truck of the season and win the grand prize of an actual s**t truck kindly donated by the city of Chicago.

s**t Truck of the week
Round 1: _Cayz_
Round 2: Kdavva74
Round 3: Every Captain & Cloud_
Round 4: NaturalDisaster
Round 5: Golumless
Round 6: Sterge
Round 7: (reformed) s**t Truck BRAB​

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Noobz0r, come on down...

 

[Sterge]

Round 1

When NaturalDisaster disaster removes you from the non existent leadership group what's worse than throwing a tantrum and demanding a trade only to find out no one wants you?
The answer is finally finding a suitor demanding a midfield position and then only getting 4 kicks and 6 handballs on debut at rover. 10 possessions in a complete capitulation by the bombers sees _Cayz_ find himself named sterge's round 1 s**t truck of the week and in the running to win the fantastic yellow s**t truck, that one will be fantastic to take to games when the Ferrari is in the shop _Cayz_

Honorable mentions
Baghdad bombers fc, second lowest score ever, only kicking 16 points in a joke.
Wonders fc letting your opponent kick 30 goals is also a joke.
Noobz0r had the chance to win the game with 50 seconds left put it wide and the hawks go on to lose.

 

[_Cayz_]

Round 1

When NaturalDisaster disaster removes you from the non existent leadership group what's worse than throwing a tantrum and demanding a trade only to find out no one wants you?
The answer is finally finding a suitor demanding a midfield position and then only getting 4 kicks and 6 handballs on debut at rover. 10 possessions in a complete capitulation by the bombers sees _Cayz_ find himself named sterge's round 1 s**t truck of the week and in the running to win the fantastic yellow s**t truck, that one will be fantastic to take to games when the Ferrari is in the shop _Cayz_

Honorable mentions
Baghdad bombers fc, second lowest score ever, only kicking 16 points in a joke.
Wonders fc letting your opponent kick 30 goals is also a joke.

I touched a nerve I see old fella?

 

[Blacky]

Good thread Byron.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Round 1

When NaturalDisaster disaster removes you from the non existent leadership group what's worse than throwing a tantrum and demanding a trade only to find out no one wants you?
The answer is finally finding a suitor demanding a midfield position and then only getting 4 kicks and 6 handballs on debut at rover. 10 possessions in a complete capitulation by the bombers sees _Cayz_ find himself named sterge's round 1 s**t truck of the week and in the running to win the fantastic yellow s**t truck, that one will be fantastic to take to games when the Ferrari is in the shop _Cayz_

Honorable mentions
Baghdad bombers fc, second lowest score ever, only kicking 16 points in a joke.
Wonders fc letting your opponent kick 30 goals is also a joke.

Mate if I don’t win this at seasons end you should hand your badge in.

 

[Sterge]

Noobz0r, come on down...

Late entry for the honorable mentions
For spraying the winning goal wide with under a minute to go Noobz0r is only saved by the inept performances of others. Better luck in round 2 noobz

 

[_Cayz_]

I'm glad I could inspire such quality media Sterge.

 

[Sterge]

I'm glad I could inspire such quality media Sterge.

But it is quality though, hope you find your mojo in round 3

 

[_Cayz_]

But it is quality though, hope you find your mojo in round 3

I never said it wasn't.

I was played out of position.

 

[TheCoach16]

I’ve achieved so much in this league, in such a short time...

If I can win this, it will be my greatest accomplishment.

 

[_Cayz_]

I’ve achieved so much in this league, in such a short time...

If I can win this, it will be my greatest accomplishment.

Hard to see me losing this with old mate at the helm.

Being a massive flog helps too I guess.

 

[TheCoach16]

Hard to see me losing this with old mate at the helm.

Being a massive flog helps too I guess.

Wait. I’m a huge flog !

Don’t get ahead of yourself. I reckon I’m a good chance at this...

 

[_Cayz_]

Wait. I’m a huge flog !

Don’t get ahead of yourself. I reckon I’m a good chance at this...

I was talking about you.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I never said it wasn't.

I was played out of position.

Get ready for a rinse and repeat performance when you earn your second nomination next week

Don't worry though, as a former fury I will give you some specially blended loser goon while I'm handing your arse to you

 

[TheCoach16]

I was talking about you.

I appreciate the support...

 

[Wosh]

Subscribed for Sterge and Cayz

 

[Noobz0r]

I’ve achieved so much in this league, in such a short time...

If I can win this, it will be my greatest accomplishment.

This would literally be your first individual accolade.

 

[TheCoach16]

This would literally be your first individual accolade.

You mean apart from the Bombers B&F, right?...

 

[Noobz0r]

You mean apart from the Bombers B&F, right?...

I have an U/10s Teeball participation trophy with more weight than that

 

[TheCoach16]

I have an U/10s Teeball participation trophy with more weight than that

Cool story, but it doesn’t change your incorrect use of the terms “literally” and “first”...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I have an U/10s Teeball participation trophy with more weight than that

Don’t rub it in mate.

 

[Noobz0r]

Cool story, but it doesn’t change your incorrect use of the terms “literally” and “first”...

Congratulations on the Bomber B&F you hack.

 

[Noobz0r]

Don’t rub it in mate.

I also have an U12 District Cricket bowling award. Averaged 3.5 for the season.

 

[TheCoach16]

Congratulations on the Bomber B&F you hack.

That’s two time premiership player, and B&F winning hack to you, Noobz...