Media Sweet F.A Make A Qish Foundation

[Sterge]

Members of the Sweet FA it is with great sadness that I learned last night that one of our very own has been struck down by the cruelest of ailments in the ‘prime’ of his career.

Shut up flog nuts

Hey Sterge... EAD flog

After somehow coming 14th in the season 25 Beez Medal Sweet F.A. doctors have diagnosed haydo with Terminalibus Liquescens or as the French call it Le Grande Cri. haydo's career has unfortunately been given 6 games at most due to Terminal Melting. As a sign of just how bad things are he has turned to alternative medicine methods, ideas most often pushed as facts on anti vax Qacebook groups, I’m talking about the much maligned tag everyone and hope they can save you

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Rather than sit back and watch as an average qooty career melts away I thought to myself how can I help, what can Sterge do in this situation and then it came to me. I realized that through my tireless work at the Make A Qish foundation where Sterge holds the record for most wishes granted with over 500 Qishes and over 500 people who have had to opportunity to meet their hero Sterge. It was through Make A Qish that I thought I could try to make a difference.

Here is one of the Make A Qish Foundations latest qishes, a fan who wanted to see the Fred Medal in person and since Dingster was unavailable we sent BRAB instead. Look how happy the young fella is.

But I digress, whilst the Make A Qish Foundation was set up mainly to help children I through we could make an exception and come together as the Sweet F.A to help out haydo and the Wonders. So Sweet F.A I am asking you to pledge something of value match worn jumpers, signed qootballs or even your precious time, I’m thinking we could arrange a tribute concert and maybe haydo can meet some of his Sweet F.A heros.

Thank you Sweet F.A I’m sure haydo will really appreciate it.

Pledge List
TJASTA - Signed TJASTA Qooty Card
SarahSmiles - Signed Wonders Jumper
Rfctiger74 - Half Vat of Expired Goon* (Make a Qish takes no liability for any illness caused by consumption)
Tony Lynn 15 - Signed Club 10 Calander
OES - Basket of Puppies
Yakker - Flathead Fillets
Tony Lynn 15 - Club 10 Coffee Mug & Trucker Cap

 

[TJASTA]

Sure thing, here is a signed qooty card.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I'll give him my signed Wonders jumper.

 

[TJASTA]

I'll give him my signed Wonders jumper.

I thought you gave him something else too, maybe a like

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I'm happy to donate half a vat of expired goon to this worthy cause

We have to put aside team alligences and help out our SFA brothers and sisters when they risk falling victim to the disease of irrelevancy

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Hey Sterge I am sure the most powerful marketing machine in the SFA, the Club 10 could come up with something. Happy to get the calendar signed.

Let me know when you can.

Tony xx

 

[LiterallyNobody]

I'd like to donate this basket of puppies:



get well soon haydo

From one Serial Melter to another

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Hey Sterge I am sure the most powerful marketing machine in the SFA, the Club 10 could come up with something. Happy to get the calendar signed.

Let me know when you can.

Tony xx

Finally, a worthwhile use for you bunch of freaks

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Finally, a worthwhile use for you bunch of greatest and strongest posters in the SFA

EFA.

 

[Yakker]

Here's some flathead head fillets

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I think I can speak for everyone at the Hawks when I say we have a position for haydo at Waverly. I hope I'm not speaking out of turn here Loonerty










Our cleaner just gave notice, when can he start?

 

[brahj]

Quiche is s**t.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Quiche is s**t.

Yeah but to be fair real men don't eat s**t.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Quiche is s**t.

Dude were trying to help him out

Let him eat quiche!

 

[brahj]

Yeah but to be fair real men don't eat s**t.

Don't drop any on your skirt xo

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Don't drop any on your skirt xo

Wicked burn.

 

[brahj]

Wicked burn.

Gnarly melt.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Gnarly melt.

Sad react....thanks for reliving these beautiful memories.

 

[haydo]

You tag yourself in your own threads? * you're the biggest flog ever known to this league

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Sterge this is much more serious than I expected. I would like to add in an SFA Club 10 coffee mug and trucker cap in addition to the signed calendar.

 

[Sterge]

You tag yourself in your own threads? **** you're the biggest flog ever known to this league

I'm sorry to say it looks like the doctors were wrong, at this rate of progression haydo's Terminalibus Liquescens he won't see the week out.

Sterge is saddened by this news

 

[This Is Anfield]

I'll knit him a Wonders jumper from my excess nose and ear hairs.

 

[Sterge]

Sterge this is much more serious than I expected. I would like to add in an SFA Club 10 coffee mug and trucker cap in addition to the signed calendar.

Signed I hope, after we subtract admin fees every dollar will be critical in providing for haydo

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Signed I hope, after we subtract admin fees every dollar will be critical in providing for haydo

Not only signed but drank from and worn.

 

[Broken]

I have a paper bag on fire which I'll put on your door step.