Proper Gander
Owl whisperer and secret agent
Plonker is excellent. Very “Only fools and horses”.Well that escalated quickly
Speaking of the word "git" and other British insults I quite fancy plonker, pillock, smeg-head, dur/der-brain* etc
* methinks a monocle, a fake mo, a pipe, a smoking jacket and a nice spirit is the appropriate attire/look when saying said insults