Media #PhenoMedia Presents: A Very SFA Christmas Countdown

[PhenomenalV1]

Ho ho ho, SFA!



Welcome one and all to my SFA Christmas Countdown for 2018!

I know my thread last year with all the Christmas song parodies only got to the 3rd last year, but hey, it's hard to rewrite songs to be about the SFA on a daily basis, I'm not Weird Al Yankovic.

Besides, this year will focus on my specialty: slightly above average photoshops! At least for the most part...

What else can you expect from this thread? Well, we'll have sing-alongs, a special Christmas qooty match, a tour of the city of Sweet's Christmas lights, an interview with the birthday boy himself The Jesus, a special preview of Christmas dinner, a visit from TJASTA Claus, and much, much more!

Come back tomorrow for the first installment: the Dragon Island Christmas Windows!​

 

[TJASTA]

But I like Werid Al

 

[PhenomenalV1]

But I like Werid Al

So do I, hence why I mentioned that I'm not as good as him.

 

[Pugsley]

 

[Barrybran]

Come back tomorrow for the first installment: the Dragon Island Christmas Windows!

You did well to have the windows repaired so quickly after Wayne's-World smashed them up on the way out

 

[SarahSmiles]

But. But. I'm Jewish. Can I have a daily Chanukah alternative (Chanukah starts tonight so chop chop)

 

[Barrybran]

But. But. I'm Jewish. Can I have a daily Chanukah alternative (Chanukah starts tonight so chop chop)

I thought they did that at birth?

 

[SarahSmiles]

I thought they did that at birth?

You're thinking of a Bris where we actually go chop chop (To boys only)
Chanukah is where we eat fried s**t and then celebrate not getting killed and get presents. My family also tends to meet up with friends and play a massive game of cricket.

 

[Pugsley]

You did well to have the windows repaired so quickly after Wayne's-World smashed them up on the way out

It's a parting gift that cures boredom.

 

[Pugsley]

But. But. I'm Jewish. Can I have a daily Chanukah alternative (Chanukah starts tonight so chop chop)

Slice and dice.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Ho ho ho, SFA!

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Welcome one and all to my SFA Christmas Countdown for 2018!

I know my thread last year with all the Christmas song parodies only got to the 3rd last year, but hey, it's hard to rewrite songs to be about the SFA on a daily basis, I'm not Weird Al Yankovic.

Besides, this year will focus on my specialty: slightly above average photoshops! At least for the most part...

What else can you expect from this thread? Well, we'll have sing-alongs, a special Christmas qooty match, a tour of the city of Sweet's Christmas lights, an interview with the birthday boy himself The Jesus, a special preview of Christmas dinner, a visit from TJASTA Claus, and much, much more!

Come back tomorrow for the first installment: the Dragon Island Christmas Windows!​

Better get this done before Christmas is banned.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

You did well to have the windows repaired so quickly after Wayne's-World smashed them up on the way out

That's incorrect .....the Dragons Security staff "peacefully" escorted me from the club

 

[PhenomenalV1]

DECEMBER 2ND

THE DRAGON ISLAND CHRISTMAS WINDOWS


As we come towards the end of the year, it's time to look back on the seasons that were in the SFA for 2018.

To celebrate, we here at Dragon Island have prepared a few celebratory windows of the events and posters who have made the last two seasons some of the most memorable in SFA history!

Unfortunately, we were on a budget, so there's only 3...


Enjoy!

















Tomorrow: The Christmas Lights of the Northern regions of Sweet City!​

 

[SarahSmiles]

DECEMBER 2ND

THE DRAGON ISLAND CHRISTMAS WINDOWS


As we come towards the end of the year, it's time to look back on the seasons that were in the SFA for 2018.

To celebrate, we here at Dragon Island have prepared a few celebratory windows of the events and posters who have made the last two seasons some of the most memorable in SFA history!

Unfortunately, we were on a budget, so there's only 3...


Enjoy!



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Tomorrow: The Christmas Lights of the Northern regions of Sweet City!​

Do I get a badge?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Do I get a badge?

No, and at this rate you'll get a lump of coal.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

No, and at this rate you'll get a lump of coal.

I was gunna just punch him in the neck, but to each his own

 

[This Is Anfield]

No, and at this rate you'll get a lump of coal.

Polar Bear killer!!!!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

DECEMBER 3RD

THE ROYALS, GUMBIES, AND FURIES CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

Let's go for a joyride and visit the clubs based out of the north region of Sweet City and see what their Christmas lights are like!


First up, we're off to Gold City, where the Royals have unsurprisingly spared no expense in their extraordinarily lavish displays.

Pictured: What having wealthy connections looks like

...Bloody hell Blacky, how much did this lot cost?




Anyway, moving onto the Gumbies, it seems that everyone's getting right into the Christmas spirit!

Joy to the world?

I guess BRAB was on lights duty immediately after last night's match...


Anyway, let's wrap things up with the Furies light display, which according to rumour, was designed by Tigerturbulance, any truth to that TT?

Tigerturbulance: Yes, definitely!

Alright, where are the lights?

Tigerturbulance: They're all around that palm tree.

Let's check it ou-oh Jesus Christ...

Pictured: An image that hopefully won't give me a strike. I mean, c'mon, KohPhi and the Furies list post s**t like this on a daily basis

...You do realise what that looks like, right?

Tigerturbulance: Absolutely!

This segment is over.




Tune in tomorrow for our first Christmas sing-along! And there's a special guest star who I think you all know!​

 

[Pugsley]

DECEMBER 3RD

THE ROYALS, GUMBIES, AND FURIES CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

Let's go for a joyride and visit the clubs based out of the north region of Sweet City and see what their Christmas lights are like!


First up, we're off to Gold City, where the Royals have unsurprisingly spared no expense in their extraordinarily lavish displays.

Pictured: What having wealthy connections looks like

...Bloody hell Blacky, how much did this lot cost?




Anyway, moving onto the Gumbies, it seems that everyone's getting right into the Christmas spirit!

Joy to the world?

I guess BRAB was on lights duty immediately after last night's match...


Anyway, let's wrap things up with the Furies light display, which according to rumour, was designed by Tigerturbulance, any truth to that TT?

Tigerturbulance: Yes, definitely!

Alright, where are the lights?

Tigerturbulance: They're all around that palm tree.

Let's check it ou-oh Jesus Christ...

Pictured: An image that hopefully won't give me a strike. I mean, c'mon, KohPhi and the Furies list post s**t like this on a daily basis

...You do realise what that looks like, right?

Tigerturbulance: Absolutely!

This segment is over.




Tune in tomorrow for our first Christmas sing-along! And there's a special guest star who I think you all know!​

He unleashes his fury as a bear now.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

He unleashes his fury as a bear now.

That's only a ruour...

 

[Pugsley]

That's only a ruour...

Thought so. If it was a tabloid, it'd sell more magazines than the No Idea to 60 year old ladies.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

DECEMBER 4TH

CHRISTMAS SING-ALONG: PART ONE


Welcome back to the Christmas Countdown! Tonight, we've got a special musical treat for all you piano fanatics out there!

The SFA's very own Elton Johns Wig is going to perform a medley of Christmas hits! Take it away, Wigman!





Elton! It's wonderful seeing you getting into the festive season!

EJW: For *s sake, you idiot, I'm a ******* wig! I can't sing for s**t...

Elton, pictured seeing himself yet again tagged in a Phenom media thread

Oh sure you can't...fire up the piano again, I feel a duet coming on!

EJW: Jesus Christ...



Ah, wasn't that fun?

EJW: ...Nope...

Yeah, yeah...reckon you could play one more Elton Christmas classic?

EJW: Oh for gods sake...



EJW: There, are you ******* happy?!?!

Elton, seen after yelling that last sentence

Yes, Elton, yes I am...Merry Christmas!

EJW: Wig out...



Tomorrow: Home Alone: SFA Edition!​

 

[Barrybran]

Tomorrow: Home Alone: SFA Edition!

I can see it now. The SFA family is rushing around like headless chooks trying to organise everything for the family Christmas holiday to France. We get to the big day, everyone piles out and into the vans. A quick head count and we're on our way. Get to the airport, get our boarding passes, get on the plane. Time to relax. But something's not right. We're forgetting something. Surely not. No, we're definitely forgetting something....

Spoiler

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I am enjoying this seasonal thread, good job PhenomenalV1 nice to see the spirit of qmas alive and flourishing in the SFA

 

[Damp Squarie]

Ho ho ho, SFA!

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Welcome one and all to my SFA Christmas Countdown for 2018!

I know my thread last year with all the Christmas song parodies only got to the 3rd last year, but hey, it's hard to rewrite songs to be about the SFA on a daily basis, I'm not Weird Al Yankovic.

Besides, this year will focus on my specialty: slightly above average photoshops! At least for the most part...

What else can you expect from this thread? Well, we'll have sing-alongs, a special Christmas qooty match, a tour of the city of Sweet's Christmas lights, an interview with the birthday boy himself The Jesus, a special preview of Christmas dinner, a visit from TJASTA Claus, and much, much more!

Come back tomorrow for the first installment: the Dragon Island Christmas Windows!​