Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[Wojcinski]

Kodee
Bohdan
Mayjer

*.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Bohdan is legible.

I think it's either German or Czech.

 

[FRUMPY]

**** selfish parents like this.

You just want to slap them across the face, *silly people

 

[drd23]

Bohdan is legible.

I think it's either German or Czech.

Wiki says its either an alternative spelling of the Slavic name Bogdan, the name of a bus manufacturer in Ukraine or a small town in Poland

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohdan

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

Saw a ‘Tyrhys’ on Facebook the other day...

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Presumably meant to be Tyrus?

 

[drd23]

It's a bogan version of Tyrese imo. Probably inspired by the Fast and the Furious movies...

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Abcde (pronounced Ab-city)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...agent-mocked-epileptic-girl-called-Abcde.html

So the name actually exists, I always considered it an urban legend. If only that was really the case.

 

[Andrew Birch]

Saw a ‘Tyrhys’ on Facebook the other day...

It sounds like a disease/illness

 

[Cleavy]

https://www.kidspot.com.au/birth/ba...h/news-story/a6459aaf3f973eefd7ec25ed81d0302a

sorry Squire Sebastian Senator, no baby shower for you!

 

[drd23]

I wonder if Squire fails the "no titles" test for Australian naming?

 

[Andrew Birch]

https://www.kidspot.com.au/birth/ba...h/news-story/a6459aaf3f973eefd7ec25ed81d0302a

sorry Squire Sebastian Senator, no baby shower for you!

My favourite bit

No this is not his full name. "Squire Sebastian Senator" is only his first name. This is how it will be. He will not be allowed to have a nickname, he is to be called by his full and complete name!

 

[Neese]

Impending Squire has no hope

 

[drd23]

My favourite bit

No this is not his full name. "Squire Sebastian Senator" is only his first name. This is how it will be. He will not be allowed to have a nickname, he is to be called by his full and complete name!

She's so crazy that she doesn't even understand that someone can't have 3 "first" names

 

[Andrew Birch]

She's so crazy that she doesn't even understand that someone can't have 3 "first" names

His mates will call him TripleS or Trips

It's a bit like Hunter Hurst Helmsley. When the character first appeared on WWE, the TV commentators would call him by his full name. It wasn't long before he was TripleH

 

[Quivorir]

It's a bit like Hunter Hurst Helmsley. When the character first appeared on WWE, the TV commentators would call him by his full name. It wasn't long before he was TripleH

To be fair that was because of a character/gimmick change, not commentator laziness.

 

[HawkerHurricane]

how's the parents thinking they're clever using Roman Numerals...
geezus...
spare a thought for KVIIIlyn (Caitlyn)

 

[PT Bar None]

Le-a (Ledasha)

Could be a good story arc for a Dexter type show

• Serial Killer knocking people with no obvious connection
• Police baffled
• Turns out victims were all parents who gave their children stupid ******* names
• Killer is a public servant from Office of Births, Deaths and Marriages who has gone postal

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

She has set her child up for a life of being mocked. Every time her name is read out at school. Every time she puts her name on a job application. Every time someone checks her ID. I guarantee she changes her name by age 24.

**** selfish parents like this.

"You don't even know the alphabet"
"Sure I do, she's in my class" and it only gets worse after grade 1.

 

[tigertigertiger]

She has set her child up for a life of being mocked. Every time her name is read out at school. Every time she puts her name on a job application. Every time someone checks her ID. I guarantee she changes her name by age 24.

**** selfish parents like this.

Can be done at 16, abcde would be ready by then

 

[Neese]

Le-a (Ledasha)

Could be a good story arc for a Dexter type show

• Serial Killer knocking people with no obvious connection
• Police baffled
• Turns out victims were all parents who gave their children stupid ******* names
• Killer is a public servant from Office of Births, Deaths and Marriages who has gone postal

I'd watch that

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Abcde (pronounced Ab-city)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...agent-mocked-epileptic-girl-called-Abcde.html

I was talking to a mate about this last weekend and he looks at me stone-faced and says "my missus has one in her class".

 

[CazC30]

I'm currently heavily pregnant with my first so really need to look into baby names have thought about Emma my mum's name or Criag my dad's name. But I have thought about Dominic for obvious reasons!!! x

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Loxley Nash. Brother of Alaska Luxe.

 

[drd23]

Loxley Nash. Brother of Alaska Luxe.

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