Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2018

Player #16 - Tomas Bugg

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Pictured: On field manscaping at it's zenith. Chest freshly waxed, face unshaven.

Tomas Bugg is known mostly for two things - missing a 'h' in his first name, and belting a kid behind play:



This year Bugg played a measly three games, coinciding with Melbourne being good again after his 10 game season last year (cut short by a six week suspension for the hit on Mills, although DanWA will soon be along to say he only meant to get him in the chest).

In one of his games this year Bugg kicked four goals against North Melbourne, which underlined why nobody thinks North will do much damage in September in the near future (although he did have 5 clangers in that game from 16 touches). In the other two games Bugg was about as prominent as a gummy smile in a Collingwood cheer-squad photo. If he didn't constantly make a goose of himself on and off field he'd be completely forgotten.

There was the time he called out JJ (a Norm Smith medallist) on instagram with his good mate Jack "T&S" Watts:
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Pictured: Two ex-Demons

Or the time he was fined in 2016 for pushing Jack Riewoldt after Jack was already injured. He later apologised that game for his stupid post-goal celebration (seriously). In essence, Buggs is Jason Akermanis with less verbal ability and none of the talent.

Previous to his time with Melbourne he was at GWS where he was involved in MRP incidents every few weeks and earned a reputation as a 'niggler', as well as being involved in the last head-knock Jonathan Brown would receive (he immediately retired on medical advice), a dodgy bump on Kieran Jack described by Tony Shaw as 'pretty ordinary' and a collision with Nick Riewoldt which forced medicos to take Nick to the vet for scans.
Of course, being an ex-GWS boy he obviously made it to Carlton this year after the Demons cut him from their list. Clearly he's the kind of guy you want a young developing list learning from.

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Pictured: A better teacher than Bugg

Any. Anyway Tomas I'm sure Carlton will do the right thing by you and give you a chance to qualify for next years' list. In the meantime welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2018.
 
Player #16 - Tomas Bugg

G121448D5.2-1.jpg

Pictured: On field manscaping at it's zenith. Chest freshly waxed, face unshaven.

Tomas Bugg is known mostly for two things - missing a 'h' in his first name, and belting a kid behind play:



This year Bugg played a measly three games, coinciding with Melbourne being good again after his 10 game season last year (cut short by a six week suspension for the hit on Mills, although DanWA will soon be along to say he only meant to get him in the chest).

In one of his games this year Bugg kicked four goals against North Melbourne, which underlined why nobody thinks North will do much damage in September in the near future (although he did have 5 clangers in that game from 16 touches). In the other two games Bugg was about as prominent as a gummy smile in a Collingwood cheer-squad photo. If he didn't constantly make a goose of himself on and off field he'd be completely forgotten.

There was the time he called out JJ (a Norm Smith medallist) on instagram with his good mate Jack "T&S" Watts:
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Pictured: Two ex-Demons

Or the time he was fined in 2016 for pushing Jack Riewoldt after Jack was already injured. He later apologised that game for his stupid post-goal celebration (seriously). In essence, Buggs is Jason Akermanis with less verbal ability and none of the talent.

Previous to his time with Melbourne he was at GWS where he was involved in MRP incidents every few weeks and earned a reputation as a 'niggler', as well as being involved in the last head-knock Jonathan Brown would receive (he immediately retired on medical advice), a dodgy bump on Kieran Jack described by Tony Shaw as 'pretty ordinary' and a collision with Nick Riewoldt which forced medicos to take Nick to the vet for scans.
Of course, being an ex-GWS boy he obviously made it to Carlton this year after the Demons cut him from their list. Clearly he's the kind of guy you want a young developing list learning from.

School-of-Rock-at-15-700x350.jpg

Pictured: A better teacher than Bugg

Any. Anyway Tomas I'm sure Carlton will do the right thing by you and give you a chance to qualify for next years' list. In the meantime welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2018.


Should replace Jed Lamb's output :thumbsu:
 
Jul 22, 2013
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Should replace Jed Lamb's output :thumbsu:

Incorrect, and cruel.

Tom Boyd never has to play another good game to be worth his massive contract after being moral Norm Smith medalist for a side that had only a small percentage of supporters actually born yet when they won their last flag.

Jed Lamb, a journeyman at best - or even a talentless hack if you like, should hold a special place in every right thinking footy supporters heart.

How precious to us all was it to see the pseudo tough guy Sissily exposed as the ballerina he really is. The very worst breed of gutless, sniping, soft**** sook possible. The type who dishes it out, turns to water when he gets a little bit back.
 
Fun fact:
Bugg kicked 4 goals against Norf this year.
His new club managed a total of three against the same opposition this year.
Can't wait to see Bugg, Fasolo and Casboult strike fear into opposition backlines next year.
Bugg will probably win their goalkicking award next year if he learns to kick straight.
 
Player #16 - Tomas Bugg

G121448D5.2-1.jpg

Pictured: On field manscaping at it's zenith. Chest freshly waxed, face unshaven.

Tomas Bugg is known mostly for two things - missing a 'h' in his first name, and belting a kid behind play:



This year Bugg played a measly three games, coinciding with Melbourne being good again after his 10 game season last year (cut short by a six week suspension for the hit on Mills, although DanWA will soon be along to say he only meant to get him in the chest).

In one of his games this year Bugg kicked four goals against North Melbourne, which underlined why nobody thinks North will do much damage in September in the near future (although he did have 5 clangers in that game from 16 touches). In the other two games Bugg was about as prominent as a gummy smile in a Collingwood cheer-squad photo. If he didn't constantly make a goose of himself on and off field he'd be completely forgotten.

There was the time he called out JJ (a Norm Smith medallist) on instagram with his good mate Jack "T&S" Watts:
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Pictured: Two ex-Demons

Or the time he was fined in 2016 for pushing Jack Riewoldt after Jack was already injured. He later apologised that game for his stupid post-goal celebration (seriously). In essence, Buggs is Jason Akermanis with less verbal ability and none of the talent.

Previous to his time with Melbourne he was at GWS where he was involved in MRP incidents every few weeks and earned a reputation as a 'niggler', as well as being involved in the last head-knock Jonathan Brown would receive (he immediately retired on medical advice), a dodgy bump on Kieran Jack described by Tony Shaw as 'pretty ordinary' and a collision with Nick Riewoldt which forced medicos to take Nick to the vet for scans.
Of course, being an ex-GWS boy he obviously made it to Carlton this year after the Demons cut him from their list. Clearly he's the kind of guy you want a young developing list learning from.

School-of-Rock-at-15-700x350.jpg

Pictured: A better teacher than Bugg

Any. Anyway Tomas I'm sure Carlton will do the right thing by you and give you a chance to qualify for next years' list. In the meantime welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2018.

Nick to the vet :tearsofjoy:
 
Fun fact:
Bugg kicked 4 goals against Norf this year.
His new club managed a total of three against the same opposition this year.
Can't wait to see Bugg, Fasolo and Casboult strike fear into opposition backlines next year.
Bugg will probably win their goalkicking award next year if he learns to kick straight.
That's a big if!
 
Incorrect, and cruel.

Tom Boyd never has to play another good game to be worth his massive contract after being moral Norm Smith medalist for a side that had only a small percentage of supporters actually born yet when they won their last flag.

Jed Lamb, a journeyman at best - or even a talentless hack if you like, should hold a special place in every right thinking footy supporters heart.

How precious to us all was it to see the pseudo tough guy Sissily exposed as the ballerina he really is. The very worst breed of gutless, sniping, soft**** sook possible. The type who dishes it out, turns to water when he gets a little bit back.

Um... I meant he will replace Jed Lambs niggle factor.

Lamb did nothing else on the field.
 
Do Champion provide a niggle factor stat? Career ending injuries would have to be almost an elite niggler.

Buggy would be up there with elite trolls.

Throwing a Collingwood player's boot away was a personal favorite.

As well as causing the entire Richmond team and crowd to simultaneously melt.
 
Mar 10, 2007
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As well as causing the entire Richmond board to simultaneously melt.

Mofra will do that with Rance at #1 this year..... The poor hamster will be struggling to cope with the meltdown in here...
 
Buggy would be up there with elite trolls.

Throwing a Collingwood player's boot away was a personal favorite.

As well as causing the entire Richmond team and crowd to simultaneously melt.
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Crobro
 
Mofra will do that with Rance at #1 this year..... The poor hamster will be struggling to cope with the meltdown in here...
With his new team mate Tom Lynch at #2.
Although you could interchange the two players for the same result
 
Mar 10, 2007
52,545
98,134
Melbourne
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Charlton Athletic, Roys FFC
With his new team mate Tom Lynch at #2.
Although you could interchange the two players for the same result

Joint #1’s ????? Two ‘winners’ from the same club...

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Fun fact:
Bugg kicked 4 goals against Norf this year.
His new club managed a total of three against the same opposition this year.
Can't wait to see Bugg, Fasolo and Casboult strike fear into opposition backlines next year.
Bugg will probably win their goalkicking award next year if he learns to kick straight.
At which stage he’ll promptly be dropped and picked up by the exers
 
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Difference between inheriting a top team and running it down, to inheriting a crap team.
You are entitled to your own opinion but not your on facts.

Longmire had 13 wins in his first season in 2011. He then had 19 in 2012, 2014 and 2016. That is 3 seasons with 19 wins!

Seriously.

Richo inherited a s**t team and has made them shitter.
 
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