Doctor Feel
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No. His body composition was disgraceful.
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No. His body composition was disgraceful.
I get the feeling way more time is spent on what to do without the ball these days but it kinda gives the perception of guys hanging on their heels reacting instead of instigating play.
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Shits me off even more. Pathetic.
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Ridiculous
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It's the change he needed. Nothing he is being told is different to what he was told at Port. This is all him.
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Which makes it hard to wish him well. I hope Hawks don’t see a final for ten years.
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Impossible! Clarko must have enforced a strict no-Cadburys rule. There's no way Chad made a decision to improve himself without being managed in the most understanding way as to not upset his unique personality type.
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Just imagine a ruckman getting a clean tap out to a rover, who gets a clean kick away to a flanker, that then hits up a forward that marks and goals, which required only two contested possessions, no intercept possessions, and no run and spread because everybody was already spread out by nature of the structure.
He'd have a meltdown.
It's almost like a stale atmosphere doesn't inspire people I'm shocked.
Not on his pat malone rocking up to a Port pre-season a few kegs over the pallet.
Not on his pat malone rocking up to a Port pre-season a few kegs over the pallet.
Doctor Feel
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Let's be honest, going to a club with an aura like Hawthorn with a coach like Clarko would be a great kick in the motivation reserves.
Sure but I'm more concerned with old mate beige Hinkles inspiring our blokes this is beyond Wingard.
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Gotta say if I had that workery hardery for longery s**t ringing in my ears for months on end I'd probably reach for a snack or two and a bevy or ten instead of a fresh garden salad.
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Yeah I would treat my body like s**t whilst expecting to be in the top 5% of players paid too. Totally reasonable attitude.
I love getting bites with sarcasm bait.
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It's almost as if your sarcasm is in line with all the other stuff in this thread.
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Hi, my name is Chad. I was a fat lazy campaigner at Port but since taking a pay cut to move to Hawthorn I’ve decided to pull my finger out. Peace.
PS * Port.
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Wingard has lost 7kg because he’s trying to convince Clarkson that he should be in the midfield.
Watch it balloon out again once Clarko realises he’s too slight and gets beaten up inside too much.
Watch it balloon out again once Clarko realises he’s too slight and gets beaten up inside too much.
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This is too balanced an opinion for this thread
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Chad Wingard was 85 kg last year and moved like a three toed sloth. Travis Boak was 85 kg and could run all day.
It wasn’t the weight that was the issue. If he’s lost 7kg it’s probably from his fat head.
It wasn’t the weight that was the issue. If he’s lost 7kg it’s probably from his fat head.
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Exactly.
Why would you need a gameplan for offence? Play what’s in front of you. You don’t need someone to hold your penis for you when you go to the urinal do you?
I want fluidity in offence. Formlessness. If they are pressing, move the ball quick to find an out. If they are sitting back, move slow and methodical and find a mismatch. One on one, kick to the advantage of the players with the best marking capability.
Once you have the three things mentioned, the rest becomes easy.
Or he's just followed a program given to him by the Hawthorn fitness staff it could be as staggeringly simple as that.
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What is? If Port don’t win the flag then honestly it really makes no difference to us who does. It may as well provide some off-season laughs.
It becomes a problem if it's overload you know worrying too much about the oppo as opposed to just getting the ball first.. letting go of the penis and too focused on the other guys penis etc.
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He probably lost 5kg with a bad case of jungle squirts on Kokoda.
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