Mega Thread Things that s**t me the Thirteenth

[BotsMaster]

My bucks is soon. There will be no strippers (I believe), but my mrs or me do not care either way. They're just ****.

You're more of an arse man?

 

[peternorth]

receiving unsolicited SMS from clive palmer party

 

[Beerfish]

receiving unsolicited SMS from clive palmer party

They're clearly chasing the biggest dicks.

 

[peternorth]

They're clearly chasing the biggest dicks.

why thank you

 

[L_W_P]

Quaint that they still provide pr0n in an era where most people carry around more pr0n in their pocket than a 1990s supercomputer could have handled.

Sent from mTalk

http://www.cracked.com/article_18817_5-reasons-future-will-be-ruled-by-b.s..html

If I gave you a budget of zero dollars and said, "Get me as much Internet pr0n as you can for that amount of money," how much pr0n would you come back with?

I'm thinking the answer is, "All of the pr0n."

 

[Hawthorn United]

receiving unsolicited SMS from clive palmer party

Just got mine. We can Make Australia Great by getting rid of you. Prick.

 

[edgie]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18817_5-reasons-future-will-be-ruled-by-b.s..html

If I gave you a budget of zero dollars and said, "Get me as much Internet pr0n as you can for that amount of money," how much pr0n would you come back with?

I'm thinking the answer is, "All of the pr0n."

I don't know. Some pay sites do have better s**t.

Sent from mTalk

 

[Beerfish]

I've heard..

 

[Scotland]

LOL @ anti vaxxers and climate change skeptics being binary opposites.

Climate change is real, the science is or can be complicated. You can be an anti vaxxer and believe or not believe in climate change, but there's about a 0% chance you understand it one way or the other.

 

[MatthewB]

Just got mine. We can Make Australia Great by getting rid of you. Prick.

Just got it aswell and heard the ad on the radio at the same time

 

[Gough]

Just got it aswell and heard the ad on the radio at the same time

He might as well stand out the front of Parliament and burn $100 notes. It will have the same result.

 

[Cruyff14]

You're more of an arse man?

I like both.

 

[dales.girl38]

receiving unsolicited SMS from clive palmer party

I thought SMS's like that needed to include an "opt out" message, ie. Reply STOP to unsubscribe. Very annoying.

 

[norway blue]

I hate to admit it at xmas i had a vb (parents house, only choice) for the first time in 20 years and it was actually okay.

I like VB.


On iPhone using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[MrKK]

Why would anyone think that unsolicited SMS spam would encourage people to vote for you?

 

[HahnPremium]

Why would anyone think that unsolicited SMS spam would encourage people to vote for you?

Working on the "click but dont think" principle perhaps?
Its rife.

 

[Off The Couch]

My first reaction was wtf and then delete

Actually I sent a stop not realising there was no opt out. Should of sent a * off instead

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Waiting to hear if you have a job interview after submitting a job application. I’m trying to be patient but.....

In today's climate they may not tell you anything if they don't want an interview. And blame IT/email systems if you follow up.

 

[peternorth]

I thought SMS's like that needed to include an "opt out" message, ie. Reply STOP to unsubscribe. Very annoying.

so strange there was no opt out

 

[FRUMPY]

Group of peoplr sitting around a table at a restautant and one perskn looks at their phone and not join in a conversation. Then, obviously looking at Facebook or some need feed, start just telling everyone about something they have scrolled upon. Nothing to do with anything that people are talking about and expect others to join in about crap they are reading on their phone.

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[Gralin]

So No one liked your Facebook story?

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Just got it aswell and heard the ad on the radio at the same time

The funny thing about his adverts is they're clearly not checked. I heard one a while back declaring that Labor and Liberal spend 50 thousand million dollars on the NBN.

 

[RelaxMax]

Steady on!

You'll do yourself some damage going from no to whoa, throw a few meanders in between first.

Then treat yourself and finish with a mosey

 

[Cruyff14]

The funny thing about his adverts is they're clearly not checked. I heard one a while back declaring that Labor and Liberal spend 50 thousand million dollars on the NBN.

Yeah I remember that.

 

[Shell]

Yeah was talking about rich family members before and not being jealous.

I am now jealous

Spoiler: where the rich pricks are atm

Maldives.