Rumour Best football related rumour you have heard from someone you trust

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[Tetley Tigers]

an ex-hawthorn premiership captain liked taking massive dumps and not disposing of them.

Can confirm this. Took one at a party in Elwood in the hosts walk in wardrobe.


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[Saint12]

Can confirm this. Took one at a party in Elwood in the hosts walk in wardrobe.


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Shame Crawford?

 

[NSWCROW]

Thank god that's an S

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Shame Crawford?

Crawford is not a Premiership Captain.

 

[BG32]

By fellow journo or ex player turned commentator?

Latter

 

[Silent Alarm]

Shame Crawford?

Love how random this suggestion is hahah

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Latter

Dixon?

 

[GUMBLETRON]

On that theme, a colourful Carlton power forward took a s**t as a teenager on the back seat of a schoolbus.

Sauce: son of the bus driver.

 

[CoDkiller]

On that theme, a colourful Carlton power forward took a s**t as a teenager on the back seat of a schoolbus.

Sauce: son of the bus driver.

Fev. On the bus to Berwick.

 

[Masher]

On that theme, a colourful Carlton power forward took a s**t as a teenager on the back seat of a schoolbus.

Sauce: son of the bus driver.

Disgusting

 

[DrLucienSanchez]

Work with a guy who was Hamill's long term partner (the one referenced in a few pages back as long term +1 at club events). Anyone remember that article a while back from Joel Creasey talking about a player who would play their home games at Etihad, and then shack up with him afterwards? That would be why they're no longer together.

There were plenty of Hawthorn blokes who had far bigger debts to the Tripps than Fev ever had. Some (Guerra) have become public, others not so much.

My favourite non-story is the one about one of the Cloke brothers knocking up his sister and they agreed to keep it until it turned out very deformed and somewhat your typical product of incest, so Cloke snr put a fence pailing with a nail into it.

 

[Silent Alarm]

My favourite non-story is the one about one of the Cloke brothers knocking up his sister and they agreed to keep it until it turned out very deformed and somewhat your typical product of incest, so Cloke snr put a fence pailing with a nail into it.

This is soooomething ******* else. My lord.

 

[GreyCrow]

My favourite non-story is the one about one of the Cloke brothers knocking up his sister and they agreed to keep it until it turned out very deformed and somewhat your typical product of incest, so Cloke snr put a fence pailing with a nail into it.

Aaand becoming fact in 3, 2 1

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

That is such bullshit. Probably.

 

[gambino125]

Love how random this suggestion is hahah

A multiple choice clue. After completing the dump, did said ex-Hawks captain:
a) Loudly proclaim "That's what I'm talking about!"
b) Make a funny face and pretend to inject his arm
c) Wait for the nearest person running past and collect them with a round arm to the jaw.
d) Drive home slightly inebriated.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

^ to be fair, captain (c) could also the same person as be captain (d).

 

[DrLucienSanchez]

Was it ever confirmed that some of the incriminating evidence seized by police post-Kim Duthie raiding Sam Gilbert's computer included a video of Zac Dawson losing a bet and having to put a condom on Nick Riewoldt with his mouth?

 

[gambino125]

^ to be fair, captain (c) could also the same person as be captain (d).

I do believe c) usually targeted those directly in the play. A few soft-utensil Kangaroos players come to mind.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

I do believe c) usually targeted those directly in the play. A few soft-utensil Kangaroos players come to mind.

Yeah "directly in play".

Same degree of misrepresentation as "slightly inebriated".

He even apologised to Swallow for the off-the-ball s**t act.

 

[gambino125]

Yeah "directly in play".

Same degree of misrepresentation as "slightly inebriated".

He even apologised to Swallow for the off-the-ball s**t act.

2m from a ball up is "off the ball"? right-e-o

 

[LuvtheKangas]

2m from a ball up is "off the play?" right-e-o

It was at a stoppage. A cheap shot for which he apologised.

Not nearly as bad as the pathetic lack of sanction against him for drunk driving, though. Fair lack of balls from the Family Club on that one.

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[Andronicus]

2m from a ball up is "off the ball"? right-e-o

Practically a legal tackle.......

 

[regpies]

Was it ever confirmed that some of the incriminating evidence seized by police post-Kim Duthie raiding Sam Gilbert's computer included a video of Zac Dawson losing a bet and having to put a condom on Nick Riewoldt with his mouth?

How many latent gay stories can St Kilda have.

When is Kim Duthie going to get an Order of Australia for her services to tabloid news and Big Footy hilarity. It would be well deserved and long overdue.

 

[Big Fresh]

Was it ever confirmed that some of the incriminating evidence seized by police post-Kim Duthie raiding Sam Gilbert's computer included a video of Zac Dawson losing a bet and having to put a condom on Nick Riewoldt with his mouth?

Heard this from someone who worked at the Herald Sun.

 

[bengrina]

An ex-player told me Glen Archer smoked cigarettes throughout his whole career.

Unsure whether that is true or not but my mate was at the north 96 a couple of years back and he went out front and had a dart with arch. Apparently Dennis pagan walked out and archer threw the smoke away , shitting himself . When pagan walked off my mate said archer just looked at him and goes ‘I’m still scared of that bloke’ haha