Banter Banter thread Part 2 - Opposition fans welcome

[Procrastinator35]

11 spoons in the clubs first forty years, you are definitely due. Surprised you have avoided it for so long.

Those 11 spoons have served as fertile humus, in which the Mayblooms have flourished upon the mighty Hawthorn Family tree.

13 Premierships & 19 Grand Final appearances later; Our cup doth runneth over indeed....A veritable cornucopia of Haw berries & flowering buds....Watch out for the thorns but.

 

[Bamboo Harvester]

Carlton would still be wooden-spooners…..Only They'd be even bluer about it.

hahaha....I didn't realise you were so funny, keep up the good work.

Do you by chance have the same comedy writer as Dave Hughes or Mick Molloy, or do you write your own stuff?

 

[Procrastinator35]

hahaha....I didn't realise you were so funny, keep up the good work.

Do you by chance have the same comedy writer as Dave Hughes or Mick Molloy, or do you write your own stuff?

I'm a horse-whisperer....So I tend to consult the one & only oracle himself: Mr Ed.

 

[Bamboo Harvester]

I'm a horse-whisperer....So I tend to consult the one & only oracle himself: Mr Ed.

Damn, that is kind of funny!!!

Keep up the good work anyway, but looking forward to giving your mob getting windburn as we're flying up the ladder

 

[Procrastinator35]

Damn, that is kind of funny!!!

Nawh…..Wilbur!

Kennett is our Premier....So ad lib is our forte.

 

[Bamboo Harvester]

Nawh…..Wilbur!

Kennett is our Premier....So ad lib is our forte.

Oh yeah....I absolutely loved Jeff election night on the ABC. Looked like he'd swallowed a turd.

 

[CazC30]

2010 was a great year. Hope we see it again soon.

Maybe on VHS.

 

[AceAndy]

Maybe on VHS.

VHS was rubbish, I was a BetaMax kinda guy.

 

[vjknight]

2010 was a great year. Hope we see it again soon.

you might know the guy on the right.

 

[Blue Pulse]

Oh yeah, he's that bloke who did that thing that time, oh what's his name, um, doesn't matter.

 

[Robertio]

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you might know the guy on the right.

He's the bloke Jimmy Bukley punched the s**t out of.

 

[AceAndy]

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you might know the guy on the right.

Clearly i was talking about the bottom of the ladder in 2010 doofus.

I have recollection of the gentlemen on the right.

 

[vjknight]

He's the bloke Jimmy Bukley punched the s**t out of.

With a motor vehicle ? Not this guy.

 

[vjknight]

 

[Metalcrusher]

Bit late to the party VJ …… btw cheers for FAZ too …… ripper pick up ….

 

[norway blue]

Bit late to the party VJ …… btw cheers for FAZ too …… ripper pick up ….

I picked Faz to leading goal kick with 40 ish . Get back Alex . I support you .


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[Procrastinator35]

That's what pre-season is for....Ironing the bugs out.

 

[Bamboo Harvester]

He's the bloke Jimmy Bukley punched the s**t out of.

With a motor vehicle ? Not this guy.

Nope, with his head/chest.
Malthouse attempted to coathanger Jimmy in the 1982 semi final, and only succeeded in dislocating his shoulder.
Missed the grand final after being given a rather vigorous fitness test by Francis Bourke.
Says he still has arthritis in that shoulder to this day.
So sad.

 

[THE_GUN]

Nope, with his head/chest.
Malthouse attempted to coathanger Jimmy in the 1982 semi final, and only succeeded in dislocating his shoulder.
Missed the grand final after being given a rather vigorous fitness test by Francis Bourke.
Says he still has arthritis in that shoulder to this day.
So sad.

Typical St Kilda flog, Always crying about something

 

[Procrastinator35]

Here's an interesting wee tid-bit of historical info & fact.

Carlton currently sit in their longest Premiership drought in their storied VFL/AFL history.....Ouch.

Their previous record drought had stood at 23 years, stretching from 1915 till 1938.....They now stand at 24 years from 1995 - 2019 inclusive.

I'm just happy to keep you Blues updated with your history.

 

[Coona Blues]

Here's an interesting wee tid-bit of historical info & fact.

Carlton currently sit in their longest Premiership drought in their storied VFL/AFL history.....Ouch.

Their previous record drought had stood at 23 years, stretching from 1915 till 1938.....They now stand at 24 years from 1995 - 2019 inclusive.

I'm just happy to keep you Blues updated with your history.

Don't get ahead of yourself - 2019 ain't over yet

 

[Jabba73]

Here's an interesting wee tid-bit of historical info & fact.

Carlton currently sit in their longest Premiership drought in their storied VFL/AFL history.....Ouch.

Their previous record drought had stood at 23 years, stretching from 1915 till 1938.....They now stand at 24 years from 1995 - 2019 inclusive.

I'm just happy to keep you Blues updated with your history.

Still setting records, * we are good, even when we are bad.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Don't get ahead of yourself - 2019 ain't over yet

You don't count so good....Are you typical of the Blues demographic?

I put in 2019 as the best case scenario.....And even if you salute this year, which -lets face is - is a near on impossibility, then you've still broken the old record by a year.

Geez.....Having to explain the math is so exhausting.....Just doing my communal service to the poor down & outs is all.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Still setting records, **** we are good, even when we are bad.

It would appear your record setting ways of the 21st Century are coming thick & fast....Spoons & droughts on tap.....Blame it on climate change, everyone else does.

 

[Coona Blues]

You don't count so good....Are you typical of the Blues demographic?

I put in 2019 as the best case scenario.....And even if you salute this year, which -lets face is - is a near on impossibility, then you've still broken the old record by a year.

Geez.....Having to explain the math is so exhausting.....Just doing my communal service to the poor down & outs is all.

Thanks so much for your condescending crap.
A little education for the poo and wee brigade.
Flag in '95. Drought commenced '96, 2019 not yet played out, care to revise your arrogant, misguided and totally uneducated crap.