Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[Run n Spread]

Haha well funnily enough, was reading in the NT News that one of the local pubs is doing a singles night, and there is a 5-1 ratio of females to males that have registered. Completely unheard of up there!

Having said that, is anybody in here doing any blind dating/singles parties for Valentines this week? Hopefully we get some quality stories in here

Beeeennnnn there........done that.......

 

[Run n Spread]

Was excited to see this thread had returned.

4 pages of disappoint.

This thread never disappoints. May have a couple of my own coming in the next few days.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Went to a few parties where the fellas would play "Spit The Pig", where they would compete to see who could find someone to spit roast the quickest. Never understood the appeal of standing eye to eye with a mate whilst doing the business but each to their own I guess

I call bullshit on that.

Surely the men's legs would touch in that scenario. And there is nothing worse in a threesome, than the men touching..

In a sexual 'spit roast' the roastee is on all fours giving oral while the other bloke works away at the other end. Legs don't touch at all. Are you thinking of double penetration, Shell?

 

[Shell]

In a sexual 'spit roast' the roastee is on all fours giving oral while the other bloke works away at his own end. Legs don't touch at all. Are you thinking of double penetration, Shell?

Yes i was

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

lol, fair enough!

 

[Shell]

Thanks for educating me GS

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

I'm just your friendly neighbourhood Sicko

 

[Billy ray]

Yes i was

Niice

 

[the_interloper]

Was excited to see this thread had returned.

4 pages of disappoint.

I don't know, DP is being discussed, maybe it's making a comeback!

 

[drd23]

I don't know, DP is being discussed, maybe it's making a comeback!

Careful, Shell might think you're talking about a dinner party

 

[the_interloper]

Careful, Shell might think you're talking about a dinner party

I'm sure it's one version of a dinner party.

 

[Shell]

Wait i thought DP was two dicks in a vagina

 

[Shell]

Geelong_Sicko pls confirm

 

[Hawk Dork]

I call bullshit on that.

Surely the men's legs would touch in that scenario. And there is nothing worse in a threesome, than the men touching..

I think the high 5 is traditional

 

[drd23]

That's not the typical use of the term Shell but technically it can be

 

[HairyO]

Wait i thought DP was two dicks in a vagina

Each find their own home. DVDA is the El Dorado.

Im running dry on awkward stories. But I may have more soon.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

I think the high 5 is traditional

Eiffel Tower!

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Geelong_Sicko pls confirm

There is double vag AND double anal, but one in each is plain old 'vanilla' D.P, Shell.

Anything else need mopping up?

EDIT: HairyO is all over it. El Dorado!

 

[Shell]

There is double vag AND double anal, but one in each is plain old 'vanilla' D.P, Shell.

Anything else need mopping up?

No im good, thanks


Ill let you know if i think of anything tho

 

[Perth gal]

Ewww

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

^^ Someone needs to try something other than vanilla

 

[Shell]

^^ Someone needs to try something other than vanilla

I just had chcolate/vanilla/peanut butter/cookie dough

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

I just had chcolate/vanilla/peanut butter/cookie dough

Variety's the spice of life, Shell! As it is inside all things...

 

[Shell]

Im talking ice cream GS.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Im talking ice cream GS.

Yeah, and what did you have? A variety of flavours! Inside you!! And it was good!!!