Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 1: West Coast Wonders vs Las Vegas Bears @ The Colosseum

[Its Manbearpig]

You're different

Well thankyou, I'd rather not be the same as everyone else

 

[Cactus_]

A bye week in Rd 1?
That's different..

Bingo.

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Two years in a row. In a 12-team league, no less.

Funny how that works out.

 

[Dav]

Sorry about being so angry this morning, we're playing the Wonders.

 

[Matera92]

Hello there Wonders.

Today, I built a fence.

On Sunday, I'm going to deconstruct your poor excuse for a QOOTY team using nothing but a hand plane.

Think about it.

 

[haydo]

Cool. We just need to win by 30 goals to square the ledger. We’re added okeydoke7 since the start of last season and he’s probably going to kick 30 by himself.

Plus we're playing SSwans2011 at FB. That automatically brings us 28 goals closer

 

[Matera92]

What is the fascination with that flog? Hasn't he played like 40 games or something and never responds when you tag him. Hey Jezmiester40 You flog, come out and play

How'd you like my hand print on your cheek and the taste slapped right out of your garbage dribbling mouth.

Jez is a stud and a genetic marvel.

 

[haydo]

How'd you like my hand print on your cheek and the taste slapped right out of your garbage dribbling mouth.

Jez is a stud and a genetic marvel.

Can I have you on one side and xenxen touching the other ass cheek?

 

[Matera92]

As was predicted, Jez Lotto is already being tampered with.

I demand a Royal Commission.

 

[Matera92]

Can I have you on one side and xenxen touching the other ass cheek?

Have your people call my people.

 

[Test Tickle]

Sorry about being so angry this morning, we're playing the Wonders.

You do seem to be swearing a bit more lately, do you think that's a result of our strenuous off season training program?

 

[Dav]

You do seem to be swearing a bit more lately, do you think that's a result of our strenuous off season training program?

I'm just really bitter about losing that EKA.

 

[byebyexenxen]

Can I have you on one side and xenxen touching the other ass cheek?

Pretty sure you meant to tag Doctor Gero there. You can only get Matera and Gero as a set.

 

[Test Tickle]

I'm just really bitter about losing that EKA.

You play your best qooty when your angry.

 

[Dav]

You play your best qooty when your angry.

Having to make my debut next to haydo was the main reason I blew up and kicked 8.

 

[haydo]

Have your people call my people.

I don't have people, I just have a PVF

Pretty sure you meant to tag Doctor Gero there. You can only get Matera and Gero as a set.

Doctor Gero, you in?

 

[haydo]

Having to make my debut next to haydo was the main reason I blew up and kicked 8.

I have that effect on people, you're welcome

 

[Matera92]

I don't have people, I just have a PVF


Doctor Gero, you in?

I don't want to talk to PVF.

 

[haydo]

I don't want to talk to PVF.

You probably should, the old fella gets a little lonely in the change rooms

 

[Art Vandelay_]

What is the fascination with that flog? Hasn't he played like 40 games or something and never responds when you tag him. Hey Jezmiester40 You flog, come out and play

Discussions have been had and kane249 has given me 1 kilo of coke from the stash for whoever is first to knock Hayden out on Sunday. 2 if you do it before Sunday.

The stipulation is that he must leave the ground in the whambulance. Never ever diss Jez you inbred swine.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Have your people call my people.

You have “people”?
We’ve officially found the most depressing job on earth.

 

[haydo]

Discussions have been had and kane249 has given me 1 kilo of coke from the stash for whoever is first to knock Hayden out on Sunday. 2 if you do it before Sunday.

The stipulation is that he must leave the ground in the whambulance. Never ever diss Jez you inbred swine.

You're talking about the bloke who has the deadliest elbows in the game. My frees against on Sunday will set a SFA record

 

[Test Tickle]

Lets Go Bears

 

[U2tigers]

A bye week in Rd 1?
That's different..

BINGO

 

[U2tigers]

Bingo.

Damn beat me to it.