- Aug 13, 2015
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Gimpy even the grey white sharks stop swimming and applaud when you emerge from the salty waters glistening in your manhood.
Young men rushing to place their face towels on your masculine sinews.
It is a sight to behold.
I’ve never been back to Rye. Once seen, gimpness in its majesty, my mere being can no longer cope, not no more.
Neither has Harold Holt