Mega Thread Things that s**t me the Thirteenth

[Neese]

People who buy near an airport then complain about the plane noise

and people who buy an apartment in the city then whine about live music.
Arseholes

 

[revival_mode]

Kate beckinsale shacking up with youngsters.

jelly

the world isn't fair.

 

[peternorth]

Marge Simpsons new voice is horrible!!

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what? she has a new voice?

 

[Smoooothy]

another new starter at work. this time instead of him leaving, he turned out to be a massive racist and got himself instantly dismissed

probably not a great idea to share your reclaim australia type ideologies with the team that has a couple of immigrants (and functioning members of society) in them

need HR to weed these *ers out

 

[Cuzz09]

what? she has a new voice?

Dunno. Just saw a new episode and she sounded weird. Like someone new had tried to do the old voice.

Got used to it by the end

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[Billy ray]

geez Smoooothy
not having luck!

you should tell him to post on the casual racism thread....

 

[Cruyff14]

another new starter at work. this time instead of him leaving, he turned out to be a massive racist and got himself instantly dismissed

probably not a great idea to share your reclaim australia type ideologies with the team that has a couple of immigrants (and functioning members of society) in them

need HR to weed these ******s out

What is your line of work?

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Dunno. Just saw a new episode and she sounded weird. Like someone new had tried to do the old voice.

Got used to it by the end

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Everyone on The Simpsons sounds so old now. Because they are.

 

[Beerfish]

What is your line of work?

Immigrant outreach centre worker.

 

[edgie]

Never really relevant.

lol coming from you


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[edgie]

I can’t afford a new car waahhhh

Blessing in disguise.

No one in my family has had a new car since 1985. Throughly overrated and unnecessary expenditure.


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[Smoooothy]

What is your line of work?

IT

 

[Smoooothy]

to be fair, you'd probably get instantly fired for threatening to spit on any indian that you were going to work with. the fact he was working next to a Pakistani didn't help things though

 

[Hawk Dork]

to be fair, you'd probably get instantly fired for threatening to spit on any indian that you were going to work with. the fact he was working next to a Pakistani didn't help things though

Lets hope he doesnt get a chance to breed

 

[peternorth]

What is your line of work?

Southern cross flag maker

 

[Off The Couch]

another new starter at work. this time instead of him leaving, he turned out to be a massive racist and got himself instantly dismissed

probably not a great idea to share your reclaim australia type ideologies with the team that has a couple of immigrants (and functioning members of society) in them

need HR to weed these ******s out

I work for an Aboriginal organisation and during a recent round of interviews we had a guy apply for a role with us that was currently employed at the company that we won the tender from.

The role involved working with people who were coming up for pre and post release from prison. He was so blatantly racist throughout the interview that we were shocked that he had never been reported during his time with the previous organisation. He even used the sentence “I’m nit racist but.....”

 

[SaltPeter]

I can’t afford a new car waahhhh

Have you considered a novated lease? Car payments deducted from your pay pre-tax. Essentially reducing your taxable income. In some cases these leases will include servicing and other maintenance costs. The secret is to make sure you have a degree of job security

 

[Beerfish]

Have you considered a novated lease? Car payments deducted from your pay pre-tax. Essentially reducing your taxable income. In some cases these leases will include servicing and other maintenance costs. The secret is to make sure you have a degree of job security

And drive enough kilometres a year iirc.

 

[SaltPeter]

And drive enough kilometres a year iirc.

No .. from memory you really just need to calculate the kms you'll drive each year

 

[Beerfish]

No .. from memory you really just need to calculate the kms you'll drive each year

Ok.

 

[SaltPeter]

Ok.

 

[Beerfish]

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Well I did say iirc. It's been a long time since I looked at one because the two I looked at didn't suit me and I'm pretty sure it came down to the km/year though it was a long time ago so maybe they have changed or maybe idrc. I'm happy to defer to your clearly felt superior knowledge on the subject with no embarrassment.

 

[SaltPeter]

Well I did say iirc. It's been a long time since I looked at one because the two I looked at didn't suit me and I'm pretty sure it came down to the km/year though it was a long time ago so maybe they have changed or maybe idrc. I'm happy to defer to your clearly felt superior knowledge on the subject with no embarrassment.

No please sir, never defer to me. I just threw an idea up in the air. If it sounds like fun, or even remotely plausible, go and buy your accountant a coffee and drift the idea past them

 

[Beerfish]

No please sir, never defer to me. I just threw an idea up in the air. If it sounds like fun, or even remotely plausible, go and buy your accountant a coffee and drift the idea past them

No need my good man. I don't require a novated lease currently so that would be quite the waste of time indeed.

 

[SaltPeter]

No need my good man. I don't require a novated lease currently so that would be quite the waste of time indeed.

Outstanding. I'm very pleased to hear that you aren't needy. Time wasting does seem to be your forte though .. <shoulder shrug>

Any thoughts on "the" JLT?