Official Team Thread The Roys FFC Season 27 Community Rooms - CONGRATS 3KZ IS FOOTBALL BROKEN MEDALLIST S27!

[Mobbs]

For those that don't visit match threads because they're too long and usually full of s**t:

Season 27, Round 04 :
Roys FC 11.2.68 wdb Gold City Royals 12.9.81 @ Renown Park.

Match Commentary :
Match Commentary starts with this introduction ( thanks to NaturalDisaster ) :

                       GCR
A Bit High                  Reardo                   Klim
grumbleguts                 The Filth Wizard         Gentlemen

RU_                         Mobbs                    Matt_352
fumbler                     Quivorir                 miggs

Allikat                     3KZ is Football          JackNah_8
McEvoy                      Blacky                   brahj

Barrels                     nahnah                   Runk
Cloud_                      ShaunDuggan              MrPremiership

royboy2                     Mooch                    _Mike_
Smartys Power               Rodney Dangerfield       CakeEater
                            ROY

ROY Foll : Roylion, Broken, TedDougChris
GCR Foll : GreyCrow, Paddles_, Noobz0r

ROY INT : fitzroybowiedog, Azarole
GCR INT : Ulahoopski, Rack Watts

Full commentary of game follows HERE.


Match Stats :

ROY SENIORS Vs GCR SENIORS
ROY               3    0        6    1        9    2        11   2    68       
GCR               5    3        6    4        11   7        12   9    81       
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  GCR         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
A Bit High  0  2  1  3  0  1  0  0  0   16  CakeEater    0  1  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   14
Reardo      0  4  3  8  1  1  1  0  0   39  Rodney Dan   0  3  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   20
fitzroybow  0  2  0  0  1  1  0  0  0   11  The Filth    0  2  1  0  2  0  1  1  1   21
RU_         0  1  5  4  1  1  2  0  0   25  MrPremiers   0  6  6  7  0  0  0  0  0   50
Mobbs       0  7  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   32  ShaunDugga   0  7  5  3  0  1  1  0  0   40
Matt_352    0  5  2  1  0  1  1  0  0   21  Cloud_       0  7  5  3  0  0  0  0  0   42
Allikat     0  4  3  10 1  0  1  1  0   48  brahj        0  19 7  10 0  1  0  1  1  106
3KZ is Foo  0  8  3  11 1  1  1  0  0   57  Blacky       0  7  5  7  1  0  3  1  0   51
JackNah_8   0  5  2  10 5  0  2  0  0   55  Quivorir     0  6  2  4  1  0  0  2  0   48
Barrels     0  4  1  3  2  0  0  0  0   29  miggs        0  3  2  3  0  2  1  1  1   27
Runk        0  1  1  0  0  0  0  1  0   12  McEvoy       0  5  4  6  0  1  1  0  0   37
_Mike_      0  4  0  3  0  0  0  1  0   24  fumbler      0  4  4  8  1  2  2  1  0   46
royboy2     0  0  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    2  Gentlemen    0  3  1  1  0  0  3  2  1   18
Mooch       0  4  0  0  0  0  0  4  0   36  Rack Watts   0  2  0  1  2  0  2  2  0   22
Azarole     0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9  grumblegut   0  2  1  0  1  0  1  0  2   12
Roylion     10 6  0  7  0  2  0  0  1   45  GreyCrow     9  10 0  7  4  1  0  1  0   76
Broken      0  7  0  4  2  3  1  2  0   49  Paddles_     0  3  0  5  5  3  0  0  1   43
nahnah      0  4  0  5  1  0  1  1  0   29  Ulahoopski   0  2  0  1  0  0  0  0  1    9
Klim        0  3  1  2  0  1  1  0  0   14  Noobz0r      0  6  0  2  1  2  0  0  1   29
TedDougChr  0  10 0  4  4  3  2  0  1   52  Smartys Po   0  1  1  1  0  0  0  0  0    8

Full After-Match stats can be found HERE.


Ladder :
Thanks to Ljp86 :

Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase
Coney Island Warriors  4   4   -   -    -    454   294   154.42   16     4W    WWWW     -     Ldr     -
Mount Buller Demons    4   4   -   -    -    481   369   130.35   16     4W    WWWW     -      -      -
Sin City Swamprats     4   3   1   -    -    437   385   113.51   12     1W    WWLW     -     -1      -
Dragons FFC            4   3   1   -    -    421   432    97.45   12     2W    WLWW    +1     -1      -
Gumbies FFC            4   2   2   -    -    406   415    97.83    8     2L    WWLL    -1     -1      -
Gold City Royals       4   2   2   -    -    366   378    96.83    8     1W    LWLW    +2     -2      -
Baghdad Bombers        4   1   2   1    -    360   367    98.09    6     1L    LWDL    -1     -2.5    -
East Side Hawks        4   1   3   -    -    349   343   101.75    4     1L    LLWL    -1     -3     Ldr
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
West Coast Wonders     4   1   3   -    -    402   449    89.53    4     1L    LLWL    +1     -3.5    -
Las Vegas Bears        4   1   3   -    -    327   402    81.34    4     3L    WLLL    -1     -3.5    -
Fighting Furies        4   1   3   -    -    347   475    73.05    4     1W    LLLW    +1     -3.5    -
Roys FFC               4   -   3   1    -    290   331    87.61    2     1L    LLDL    -1     -3.5   -0.5

Full End-of-round write-up can be found HERE.

Next 5 matches :
Rd5 - Roys FFC vs Fighting Furies at BJO
Rd6 - Roys FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at BJO
Rd7 - West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC at The Colosseum
Rd8 - Roys FFC vs East Side Hawks at BJO
Rd9 - Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair

 

[TedDougChris]

Good goal kicking everyone (except me of course), now just need to have more shots (except me of course)....

 

[Mobbs]

We're a goddamned disgrace. Who the hell is coaching this rabble?

 

[TedDougChris]

We're a goddamned disgrace. Who the hell is coaching this rabble?

Judging on last week, I’m not doing goal kicking coaching !!! Which is good !!

 

[Mobbs]

I think we're slow. I reckon we need Dyson More Pacy.

 

[Broken]

Given the run of accuracy and muddy tracks, I reckon we're due for a hard tracker this week where we have 55 scoring shots for a score of 18 goals 37 behinds.

 

[TedDougChris]

Given the run of accuracy and muddy tracks, I reckon we're due for a hard tracker this week where we have 55 scoring shots for a score of 18 goals 37 behinds.

And lose when I run into an open goal with three seconds left and kick it out on the full....

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Fast Facts


• Roys FFC's tally of 14 behinds after four rounds is the lowest any club has scored after four rounds of an SFA season.
• The Roys' goal ratio percentage of 328.57% after four rounds is also the highest since this statistic was first recorded in Season 16.

Apparently we good shot at goal. when we actually get a chance to shoot.

 

[Mooch]

Given the run of accuracy and muddy tracks, I reckon we're due for a hard tracker this week where we have 55 scoring shots for a score of 18 goals 37 behinds.

Can't we do it the other way around?

 

[nahnah]

If this 14 minute inspirational speech from an athlete that got off scot-free for murder doesn't inspire us to victory this week nothing will

 

[Broken]

If this 14 minute inspirational speech from an athlete that got off scot-free for murder doesn't inspire us to victory this week nothing will

As long as we don't have to do his stupid pre game dance.

 

[nahnah]

As long as we don't have to do his stupid pre game dance.

oh fine

 

[Mobbs]

Poker Night:
Winners for our Round 4 Poker night extravaganza were a little difficult to pick! Because we all played a s**t game, collectively, like a hive mind of terrible, there were few decent hands to play.

In fact, the best hand anybody got AT ALL, was three ones. And just to make it a little more complex, 8 players achieved that three of a shitty kind!

So prize money will be split over these 8 players, who were Reardo , RU_ , Matt_352 , Allikat , 3KZ is Football , Runk , nahnah and Klim . Connotreallygratulations! Each of you win 11 ClarkeMonies.

Of the other 1 players, JackNah_8 had two pair (5's and 2's), Mooch and TedDougChris each had a pair of 4's , Broken had a pair of 2's, A Bit High , fitzroybowiedog and Azarole each a pair of 1's. Each get a return of 1CM. Mobbs, Barrels , _Mike_ , royboy2 and Roylion failed to scrape up even a pair and get nothing at all . 5CM gets added to end of season trip fund, which may or may not be Ultime Thule.

Financial standings will be posted later tonight. Got to go make the missus do some exercises.

 

[Broken]

Ultime Thule huh? Better bring a coat.

 

[Mobbs]

Ultime Thule huh? Better bring a coat.

If more people play shitty poker the kitty will expand and maybe we can afford something closer.

 

[Mobbs]

GAME STATS POKER - STANDINGS AFTER ROUND 4 :

Blue = winnings for the round.
Black = your current balance is in the black.

When you play your first match for the season, you get 100CM which is to be spent on poker nights at $5CM per round in which you are named in the team. This is exactly enough to play every round including 4 weeks of finals - if you win 0 every time you will walk away with exactly 0. You can double or triple your stake for a round if you let me know prior to the game being played - but if you run out of money you won't be able to take part to win it back.

 

[TedDougChris]

Blue = winnings for the round.
Black = your current balance is in the black.

When you play your first match for the season, you get 100CM which is to be spent on poker nights at $5CM per round in which you are named in the team. This is exactly enough to play every round including 4 weeks of finals - if you win 0 every time you will walk away with exactly 0. You can double or triple your stake for a round if you let me know prior to the game being played - but if you run out of money you won't be able to take part to win it back.

I need to borrow some ClarkeMonies already Mobbs !!

 

[Mobbs]

I need to borrow some ClarkeMonies already Mobbs !!

I'm not doing much better than you!

 

[TedDougChris]

I'm not doing much better than you!

_Mike_ is the only one I can see doing worse the me....

Barrels - lend me some ClarkeMonies !!!

 

[Mobbs]

_Mike_ is the only one I can see doing worse the me....

Barrels - lend me some ClarkeMonies !!!

Mike and royboy2 are the only ones to have played every week and won 0. Poor rb2 is really in the success wars this week!

 

[Mobbs]

Yes and you didn't even acknowledge my post!

Ok here I am.

Though I didn't vote for you because I wasn't a fan of your fake story

All stories here are fake! I'll let you in a little secret about these games:

next week...furies lol

The Furies are lol'ing this week? This is a bold prediction!

 

[JackNah_8]

Ok here I am.


All stories here are fake! I'll let you in a little secret about these games:

The Furies are lol'ing this week? This is a bold prediction!

Thank you for your delayed reply.

 

[Allikat]

So does this get paid out in real money?

 

[Mobbs]

So does this get paid out in real money?

Ony if it's paid in with more real money.

 

[Mobbs]

CM won by (or remaining after) end of poker season is converted to bar tokens at our end-of-season destination of choice (read: where we can afford to go)

1 CM is currently 0.86AUD btw

So anyone with CM100 essentially has $86 to spend on chudshakes during the trip.

(don't ask me how I know this, or what is wrong with me that I would create a way to calculate it. ClarkeM can probably confirm (that my head is frightening (and not only visually)))

Currently our trip kitty has CM5 which means we can go anywhere a single trip tram ticket will take us, that offers free entry. So probably the Waterside. Let's hope we can at least afford to get out of town by the end of the season!