Preview 2019 Round 1: Richmond v Carlton, MCG 7:20pm Thursday 21/3

[TheLoungeLizard]

I stretch out.

Oohh that feels good.

I stand a continue my stretch, pulling up my back and then bringing it back low.
I lick my hands and rub my face before blinking slowly.

I start to move around and I see myself in the reflection.

I am a cat.

I slowly walk around my house, fighting the inevitability of time to find another sun spot.

I spot a crack in the wall and I go over to investigate.
Is this crack a slug?
No, it is not.

The crack runs up the wall, nothing major, some house movement most likely.

What else can I spot?
A mouse toy.
I like him.

I glance back behind me, did I see a bird?

I walk towards the window and peer out.
All good, no bird.

I extend my claws in case.

I think it's safe, I am the ruler, the protector.

I walk back towards the couch and I stretch and claw at it.
Oohh yeah that feels good.
Real good.

I jump up and I spin around 8 times.
Always 8.

I lay down and curl up into a ball.

What a day.

As I close my eyes I think to myself.
A very important thought.

"Tigers by 86 points"

 

[Gethelred]

I stretch out.

Oohh that feels good.

I stand a continue my stretch, pulling up my back and then bringing it back low.
I lick my hands and rub my face before blinking slowly.

I start to move around and I see myself in the reflection.

I am a cat.

I slowly walk around my house, fighting the inevitability of time to find another sun spot.

I spot a crack in the wall and I go over to investigate.
Is this crack a slug?
No, it is not.

The crack runs up the wall, nothing major, some house movement most likely.

What else can I spot?
A mouse toy.
I like him.

I glance back behind me, did I see a bird?

I walk towards the window and peer out.
All good, no bird.

I extend my claws in case.

I think it's safe, I am the ruler, the protector.

I walk back towards the couch and I stretch and claw at it.
Oohh yeah that feels good.
Real good.

I jump up and I spin around 8 times.
Always 8.

I lay down and curl up into a ball.

What a day.

As I close my eyes I think to myself.
A very important thought.

"Tigers by 86 points"

Cheers Kevin.

 

[biaseddustyfan]

Tigs by 98

 

[biaseddustyfan]

Lynch and Jiewoldt 7 goals each

 

[Tiger Toffee]

I wouldn't mind starting on a saturday night for once, thursday night's suck. This is why the AFL becomes stale when they keep playing the same teams in the same slots year after year. Playing Carlton in round 1 just does not excite me, play the scats first up and i would be jumping out of my skin for us to send Chris Scott into a rage. Carlton are no bigger than norrf.

 

[Shazza_]

how many 100 metre penaltys will the umps gift the blooze in the first quarter ?

 

[RFCGloryJC]

Maverick Weller played well in JLT, a classy snap goal, two goals in 49 minutes.
We need a blend of developing players and readymades for the journey.
Caddy, Castagna, Grigg, injured in the medium term, creates opportunities.

 

[Drunken Wookie]

Carlton by 20 free kicks.

 

[biaseddustyfan]

how many 100 metre penaltys will the umps gift the blooze in the first quarter ?

3, plus a bullshit holding free against Rance that sends him into meltdown

 

[Shazza_]

3, plus a bullshit holding free against Rance that sends him into meltdown

Rance will get pinged for everything and when it is down the other end it will be play on every time for the same thing

 

[Madtiger2006]

Balta 40 possessions and 9 goals

 

[Shazza_]

I stretch out.

Oohh that feels good.

I stand a continue my stretch, pulling up my back and then bringing it back low.
I lick my hands and rub my face before blinking slowly.

I start to move around and I see myself in the reflection.

I am a cat.

I slowly walk around my house, fighting the inevitability of time to find another sun spot.

I spot a crack in the wall and I go over to investigate.
Is this crack a slug?
No, it is not.

The crack runs up the wall, nothing major, some house movement most likely.

What else can I spot?
A mouse toy.
I like him.

I glance back behind me, did I see a bird?

I walk towards the window and peer out.
All good, no bird.

I extend my claws in case.

I think it's safe, I am the ruler, the protector.

I walk back towards the couch and I stretch and claw at it.
Oohh yeah that feels good.
Real good.

I jump up and I spin around 8 times.
Always 8.

I lay down and curl up into a ball.

What a day.

As I close my eyes I think to myself.
A very important thought.

"Tigers by 86 points"

 

[Stigmata]

Not sure if it’s appropriate here but I hope we do a minutes silence for the folks in nz.

I know everyone is feeling it at the moment but Bachar and a frequent visitor to the land of the long white cloud like the freshly spiritualised Dusty must be feeling pretty raw at the moment.

Hope the boys get around them for a big win.


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[DontArgue4]

Balta 40 possessions and 9 goals

Then what in the second half?

 

[tigs2010]

Need to win by 70 if fair dinkum. 100 points less 5 x 100m penalty goals

 

[Martin#4]

Meh

Not much to be excited about, footy is back but this doesn’t fall under the blockbuster category anymore.

Get the 4 points, professional display, move on to next week.

Pumped for Collingwood r2 and ANZAC eve.

 

[Stylo]

Not much to be excited about

ahem

 

[HTT]

Need to win by 70 if fair dinkum. 100 points less 5 x 100m penalty goals

76. Jack’ll milk one then the umpire will get dragged.

 

[Foley#41]

of the week:

Richmond play Carlton
becomes
Platonic Ramrod Lynch

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

I stretch out.

Oohh that feels good.

I stand a continue my stretch, pulling up my back and then bringing it back low.
I lick my hands and rub my face before blinking slowly.

I start to move around and I see myself in the reflection.

I am a cat.

I slowly walk around my house, fighting the inevitability of time to find another sun spot.

I spot a crack in the wall and I go over to investigate.
Is this crack a slug?
No, it is not.

The crack runs up the wall, nothing major, some house movement most likely.

What else can I spot?
A mouse toy.
I like him.

I glance back behind me, did I see a bird?

I walk towards the window and peer out.
All good, no bird.

I extend my claws in case.

I think it's safe, I am the ruler, the protector.

I walk back towards the couch and I stretch and claw at it.
Oohh yeah that feels good.
Real good.

I jump up and I spin around 8 times.
Always 8.

I lay down and curl up into a ball.

What a day.

As I close my eyes I think to myself.
A very important thought.

"Tigers by 86 points"

POTY

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

POTY

Not stretching the truth their at all, good stuff!

 

[Gunit]

When does JLT finish?

 

[Zoom]

Not much to be excited about

Ummmmm try again sweetie...

 

[Martin#4]

Carlton’s grand final - their whole pre-season is set so they come out guns blazing r1.

When they invariably lose to us, they end up imploding in r2 and their season falls off a cliff.

I mean look at last year, got rolled by the fkng Suns in Melbourne

Lynch kicked 8! And according to their board, Jones will towel up Lynch.

Imagine the damage Tom will do with Martin, Cotchin and Prestia feeding the ball down his throat.

Nearly kicked 10 on that rabble with the ball being kicked over his head or delivered at his feet.

Can’t wait to hear the sound of the ball slapping Tom on the tit from where I’m sitting on L2. I’ll try not to choke on my beer and spit it through my nose.

 

[Shazza_]

Ummmmm try again sweetie...
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isnt he a rookie ? does he have to be upgraded ?