Preview AFL Round 8 - Match Preview Collingwood@Carlton (MCG– 1:45PM)

[JB1975]

The way you write really does paint a picture Gimpz.

Thank you. Make sure to plunge a gorilla on the margin and thank me later. Re.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

The way you write really does paint a picture Gimpz.

The reason why my work flows like fine wine and that re.. for the most part.. I don't proof read my work.. I don't force the issue.. I don't quote vlakies from the net.. I don't put things out there to elicit a response.. I don't make outlandish statements.. etc etc etc.. I'm just me re.. a f great re.

 

[Chrispiesssss]

The reason why my work flows like fine wine and that re.. for the most part.. I don't proof read my work.. I don't force the issue.. I don't quote vlakies from the net.. I don't put things out there to elicit a response.. I don't make outlandish statements.. etc etc etc.. I'm just me re.. a f great re.

I like calling you Gimpz. Makes you sound a little more street.

 

[Chrispiesssss]

Thank you. Make sure to plunge a gorilla on the margin and thank me later. Re.

HAHAHA. Arguably one of the funniest posts I’ve read this year!

 

[Saintly Viewed]

The reason why my work flows like fine wine and that re.. for the most part.. I don't proof read my work.. I don't force the issue.. I don't quote vlakies from the net.. I don't put things out there to elicit a response.. I don't make outlandish statements.. etc etc etc.. I'm just me re.. a f great re.

There’s only one gimp re

 

[Vicky Park]

I'm not confident against this lot. I never am. They've caused me too much pain over the years, with their cheating, lying, arrogant ways. Was just thinking of the 1979 GF last night. But on paper we should win this one comfortably...surely?

 

[Saintly Viewed]

I'm not confident against this lot. I never am. They've caused me too much pain over the years, with their cheating, lying, arrogant ways. Was just thinking of the 1979 GF last night. But on paper we should win this one comfortably...surely?

Think 10 out of 10.

Ten goals win.

 

[JB1975]

HAHAHA. Arguably one of the funniest posts I’ve read this year!

I'm blushing a bit, now.

Note: Do not gamble your money upon my predictions, they can miss the mark. In a preview thread in 2016 I submitted a vision that we would be down by 5 points with seconds to go, and that Treloar would snap a winning goal to give Collingwood a one-point win over the Tiges. Turned out it was Grundy...yep, Grundy! How wrong I was.

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

It’s going to be an interesting first quarter.

We’re currently the masters of first quarters but that’s the quarter they’re obviously going to come out the hardest.

So far this season Blues have 1 terrible Q1 then two games where they kick 5-6 goals in Q1. Guess which one we're due to get from them?

 

[Jafo]

Concerning if Aish is still feeling his concussion weeks later.

This is true. Hopefully not as bad as Picken.

 

[Jafo]

So far this season Blues have 1 terrible Q1 then two games where they kick 5-6 goals in Q1. Guess which one we're due to get from them?

Well Bolton said if it were ranked by quarters won, Carlton would be 8th on the ladder

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

Well Bolton said if it were ranked by quarters won, Carlton would be 8th on the ladder

Until last week

Right now, they are 11th, we are 6th - https://www.footywire.com/afl/footy/ft_ladder?year=2019&pt=PD&st=AQ&sb=p

 

[DaVe86]

Midfield depth is tested this week. A fair bit missing with Adams, Beams and Aish, as well as Sier not quite ready.

Hoping to see a bit more of De Goey in the midfield. Gives Hoskin-Elliott the opportunity to take a more leading role up forward. He is kind of the 7th banana at the moment and looking a bit lost out there. Would be mouth-watering seeing De Goey and Cripps locking horns.

 

[76woodenspooners]

I'm blushing a bit, now.

Note: Do not gamble your money upon my predictions, they can miss the mark. In a preview thread in 2016 I submitted a vision that we would be down by 5 points with seconds to go, and that Treloar would snap a winning goal to give Collingwood a one-point win over the Tiges. Turned out it was Grundy...yep, Grundy! How wrong I was.

Needs to be read in a guttural Bruce McAvaney voice

 

[BringouttheGimp]

There’s only one gimp re

It's a Libra thing re.. the ottoman is an exception to the rule though re.. not enough vegemite spread and far too much fig spread has unbalanced his scales.

 

[Baltimore Jack]

The Filth will come out hard in this one, they have something to prove

It will take us a bit of time to fully secure it

Pies by 25 points

 

[Stoods]

pies by 48

 

[BringouttheGimp]

I like calling you Gimpz. Makes you sound a little more street.

Not really street re.. I'm a family man.. I seek no disturbance from the Gods and that re.. I simply have an innate ability to read a player and where they belong on the pitch.. within 5 minutes of watching em.. and I'm usually spot on.

And an attention to detail re.. subscribe to Jurgen Klopps philosophy re.. his analysists will look at footage of a 5 sec play for eg for hours on end for whatever reason.. and you know who won Liverpool the game v Barcelona and that re.. wasn't Alexander-Arnold or Origi.. it was the ball boy who threw the pill back at Alexander-arnold.. quick smart.. when Alexander-arnold won a corner.. to catch the Barcelona defence in sleep mode..

They tend to get a bit lazy setting up when defending set plays you see.. Klopp instructed the ball boys to throw the pill back asap.. on your bike son.. get the pill.. and you'll win us the European champions league.. every bit counts. Everyone counts. From the catering staff to the boot studders.

Att to detail re.

Glad to help.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Who would have thought after 24/7 hr analysis for 2 weeks from Klopp.. with a simple message to the Liverpool ball boys to launch the pill back at the Livepool players when the ball was out of play would result in one of the greatest results in European football history.

Our runners need to be on the ball re..

 

[gerryg400]

Until last week

Right now, they are 11th, we are 6th - https://www.footywire.com/afl/footy/ft_ladder?year=2019&pt=PD&st=AQ&sb=p

IMHO, the reason we are only 6th for winning quarters is that we start well and then let the opposition back in. We have won every Q1 by a total of 28.26 to 8.14. Let’s not let the opposition back in tomorrow.

 

[swoop42]

It's a Libra thing re.. the ottoman is an exception to the rule though re.. not enough vegemite spread and far too much fig spread has unbalanced his scales.

View attachment 670698

They're also a brand of tampons and sanitary pads.

 

[jackcass]

I think I will be watching this with a sick feeling in my stomach for most of the day.

Proximity to filth supporters will do that.

 

[jackcass]

Not named in the VFL either. Strangely Wills is though.

Typo?

 

[jackcass]

Putting an inexperienced player like Wills on arguably the best inside mid in the league because of ‘size’ would be a big mistake.

Rupe not noted for his accountability either.

 

[Jen2310]

Typo?

https://www.collingwoodfc.com.au/news/2019-05-09/vfl-selection-sier-hellier-among-returnees

Added in Sier, but still haven't taken out Rupe. Wonder if that's just in case Beams gets up tomorrow?