Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 14 - Coney Island Warriors vs Fighting Furies at Van Cortlandt Park

[harry000]

So she’s be dumb like the rest of us.

Fixed, and correct.

 

[TJASTA]

Nope just wandered into the wrong section of the grandstand. And it was a 5 for the price of one special since they said that my footy frank was bigger than their partner's combined.

Luckily the original price of one was $0. Pretty good deal I thought until they started getting all clingy afterwards. You guys need to look after your women.

Pretty sure the only dude that has a partner in this joint is TheMidRunner. That's werid.
Anywho, I hope you enjoying the genital warts

 

[harry000]

Pretty sure the only dude that has a partner in this joint is TheMidRunner. That's werid.
Anywho, I hope you enjoying the genital warts

Those lying minxes! I knew they were too attractive to be WAGs of you lot.

Im going to have to change my policy of exclusively banging opposition WAGs now.

 

[TJASTA]

Those lying minxes! I knew they were too attractive to be WAGs of you lot.

Im going to have to change my policy of exclusively banging opposition WAGs now.

hey rfctiger74
this dude is talking about your mum

 

[Ned_Flanders]

hey rfctiger74
this dude is talking about your mum

not my mum. she's no ones wife or girlfriend. She says "dudes weaken legs", and in her career its essential to have strong legs to do a descending angel inversion

 

[harry000]

not my mum. she's no ones wife or girlfriend. She says "dudes weaken legs", and in her career its essential to have strong legs to do a descending angel inversion

Are you jesus?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Are you jesus?

oh great, you're one of those happy clappers like ScoMo or Rancey....

*sign* contrary to what your pastor told you, you dont need a ring or a life partner to get knocked up

 

[TJASTA]

oh great, you're one of those happy clappers like ScoMo or Rancey....

*sign* contrary to what your pastor told you, you dont need a ring or a life partner to get knocked up

I knew that ScoMo was wrong, darm ruling class parasites.

 

[zackah]

oh great, you're one of those happy clappers like ScoMo or Rancey....

*sign* contrary to what your pastor told you, you dont need a ring or a life partner to get knocked up

I thought using the ring meant you can’t get pregnant?

 

[RelaxMax]

I thought using the ring meant you can’t get pregnant?

A loophole... as it were

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I thought using the ring meant you can’t get pregnant?

Once again, you're doing it wrong...

 

[pantskyle]

Howdy to Tigerturbulance

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Howdy to Tigerturbulance

Good to see you are looking well pantskyle; l look forward to playing against you rather than partnering with you in qourt. I am sure you will be a better adversary than those amateur prosecutors we destroy week in week out

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Those lying minxes! I knew they were too attractive to be WAGs of you lot.

Im going to have to change my policy of exclusively banging opposition WAGs now.

You need to join the Kitten’s loyalty club, bang three get one free

 

[pantskyle]

Good to see you are looking well pantskyle; l look forward to playing against you rather than partnering with you in qourt. I am sure you will be a better adversary than those amateur prosecutors we destroy week in week out

I can't wait to lay my hands on you.

 

[candiehappy]

I hope you enjoying the genital warts

not this s**t again zackah , can't they leave it alone !!

 

[candiehappy]

You need to join the Kitten’s loyalty club, bang three get one free

at my age that's six months worth of pleasure right there

 

[zackah]

not this **** again zackah , can't they leave it alone !!

Jokes on you - I used the whore tree before you yesterday.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Jokes on you - I used the whore tree before you yesterday.

so have you got genital warts or genital splinters

 

[harry000]

so have you got genital warts or genital splinters

The whore tree has supple splinter-less bark.

 

[pantskyle]

The whore tree has supple splinter-less bark.

And no bite.

 

[harry000]

And no bite.

Unless youre into that sort of thing.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Jokes on you - I used the whore tree before you yesterday.

I thought the Mad Monks of the Order of the Banhammer burnt that tree down

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I thought the Mad Monks of the Order of the Banhammer burnt that tree down

It's a particularly virulent strain of oak.

 

[candiehappy]

I thought the Mad Monks of the Order of the Banhammer burnt that tree down

We formed a Ring of Rings that they couldn't penetrate.