Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 14 - Coney Island Warriors vs Fighting Furies at Van Cortlandt Park

[Ned_Flanders]

We formed a Ring of Rings that they couldn't penetrate.

FFS this is like talking to the swampbrabs

 

[Kabanna]

Arrrr Shiver me timbers!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

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Arrrr Shiver me timbers!

I will scuttle you for that you bilge sucking son of a biscuit eater

 

[leobarryustar]

so have you got genital warts or genital splinters

Well if it isn't my old friend, Tigerflatulence

 

[Ned_Flanders]

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Arrrr Shiver me timbers!

That's ******* cool

I wanna be a pirate!!!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Well if it isn't my old friend, Tigerflatulence

well hello leobustuarse

 

[Tigerturbulance]

hey rfctiger74 how did your family reunion go

 

[harry000]

hey rfctiger74 how did your family reunion go
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Are we still talking about my sexual conquests or?

 

[TJASTA]

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Arrrr Shiver me timbers!

how did you know i was a pirate?

 

[pantskyle]

hey rfctiger74 how did your family reunion go
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Looks like a hoedown.

 

[Kabanna]

I will scuttle you for that you bilge sucking son of a biscuit eater
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Oh yeah biscuits are totally worth walking the plank for!

That's ******* cool

I wanna be a pirate!!!

Well technically you are one

how did you know i was a pirate?

Says video unavailable, much like the Furies on the weekend!

 

[TJASTA]

Says video unavailable, much like the Furies on the weekend!

no i am free

 

[Ned_Flanders]

how did you know i was a pirate?

I apologise Captain, you are Relton Roberts cool

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Well technically you are one

Bullshit

I dont have a boat

I dont have a hook for a hand

I dont have syphilis

I dont have ******* treasure

 

[Tigerturbulance]

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I dont have a boat

I dont have a hook for a hand

I dont have syphilis

I dont have ******* treasure

to be fair on Kabanna thinking your a pirate"

you do have bowed legs

you do drink like a fish

you do swear like a sailor

you are a Furies treasure

 

[Ned_Flanders]

to be fair on Kabanna thinking your a pirate"

you do have bowed legs

you do drink like a fish

you do swear like a sailor

you are a Furies treasure

none of that gives me a hook

anyone got a hacksaw and a coathanger?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

none of that gives me a hook

anyone got a hacksaw and a coathanger?

To save you the bother I got our Furies club cat Muff and dressed him up

 

[Kabanna]

none of that gives me a hook

anyone got a hacksaw and a coathanger?

There ya go!

 

[Ned_Flanders]

To save you the bother I got our Furies club cat Muff and dressed him up
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I hate ******* cats

 

[Ned_Flanders]

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There ya go!

cool, Ive got my puffy shirt, I just need a parrot

 

[Tigerturbulance]

cool, Ive got my puffy shirt, I just need a parrot

we have interviewed the parrots that have applied for the position and based on your criteria have picked this one

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

cool, Ive got my puffy shirt, I just need a parrot

Gimme a sec.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

we have interviewed the parrots that have applied for the position and based on your criteria have picked this oneView attachment 673885

dude! he's awesome! I'm gunna call him, Schooner

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

cool, Ive got my puffy shirt, I just need a parrot

Gimme a sec.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

welcome to the Furies