CLUB ROASTS/BANTER

[aflfootyfanatic]

ROAST AFL CLUBS HERE. BANTER ALL THE * YOU WANT

GO CRAZY

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Thanks for the permission

 

[chelseacarlton]

Sorry bro, you need to go visit your doctor ASAP, you could potentially lead a reasonably active life if treated immediately.

 

[Bernie L]

What, on bay 13???


OK, here goes...


Hey North, Im going to call you Norf!!!!

 

[aflfootyfanatic]

What, on bay 13???


OK, here goes...


Hey North, Im going to call you Norf!!!!

Hey Richmond,
Im gonna call you shitmond

 

[leobarryustar]

Guys, guys, check this out

How many teeth does a Collingwood supporter have?

NONE!!!!

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

*

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

I will use my immunity to label the Melbourne FC the Shemons

 

[Bernie L]

This thread is so great, I reckon we could merge every thread on the bay to this one, and in fact close down bay 13 for good!!!


What say Chief, he of unmatched wisdom???

 

[Coach_Required]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Too far your racist POS

 

[BloodRet]

Hey Freo, nice trophy cabinet! Haha

 

[aflfootyfanatic]

Hey Freo, nice trophy cabinet! Haha

How long will it be until they win a premiership?





Find out next week on Mythbusters.

 

[Coach_Required]

Too far your racist POS

 

[aflfootyfanatic]

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That says it all.

 

[Ricketz]

Richmond, pulling all the hot chicks from 1920. Destination club.

 

[Coach_Required]

That says it all.

 

[aflfootyfanatic]

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Sorry Chris.

 

[FISTO]

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

Good thread.

 

[juice t]

Guys, guys, check this out

How many teeth does a Collingwood supporter have?

NONE!!!!

I got a scathing letter from a 14-year-old Collingwood supporter recently
It said that she hates my guts and so do her 3 kids

 

[Coach_Required]

Big Freeze 5 is nearly here, do disgusting cat fans remember this one?

 

[aflfootyfanatic]

Blues 1/4 time, only 40 points down.

Blues fan's be like

 

[Socrates2]

ROAST AFL CLUBS HERE. BANTER ALL THE **** YOU WANT

GO CRAZY

Thanks for the opportunity Aflfootyfanatic, I'll attempt to do it 3 words or less for each club.
Adelaide- Bad losers
Brisbane- Unprofessional
Carlton- Embarrassment
Collingwood- Ahead of themselves
Essendon- Cheating filthy mongrels
Fremantle- Like surfing more
Geelong- Charity money portaloo
GoldCoast- Fold the club
Hawthorn- No supporter base
Melbourne- Wanted to merge
North Melbourne- Bad recruiting staff.
Port Adelaide- Huge Grandfinal loss.
Richmond-Other clubs scared
StKilda- lackadaisical
Sydney -Cola rorting scrubbers
West Coast- Fairweather supporters
Western Bulldogs- Chris Grant brownlow.

 

[aflfootyfanatic]

Thanks for the opportunity Aflfootyfanatic, I'll attempt to do it 3 words or less for each club.
Adelaide- Bad losers
Brisbane- Unprofessional
Carlton- Embarrassment
Collingwood- Ahead of themselves
Essendon- Cheating filthy mongrels
Fremantle- Like surfing more
Geelong- Charity money portaloo
GoldCoast- Fold the club
Hawthorn- No supporter base
Melbourne- Wanted to merge
North Melbourne- Bad recruiting staff.
Port Adelaide- Huge Grandfinal loss.
Richmond-Other clubs scared
StKilda- lackadaisical
Sydney -Cola rorting scrubbers
West Coast- Fairweather supporters
Western Bulldogs- Chris Grant brownlow.

Nice to see Richmond as 'other clubs scared', I reckon it should be shitmond, because clubs sh!t their pants when they play them