Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 6

[TeeKray]

Following on from what REH said, their greatest 22 would comfortably be a match for anyone’s. It’s one of the great paradoxes that their lack of team success is what it is.

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Just take any 6 of those guys and maybe have Gehrig running around in the Westhoff-role like he used to before settling in a centurion full forward and they’ll kick 25 goals being fed by Craig Callaghan, Tony Brown and Jayson Daniels, let alone Ian Stewart, Robert Harvey and Darrel Baldock.

Well, they're making up for it in the current era with possibly the largest squad of B graders or worse ever put together in the history of the game.

 

[Alberton Proud]

This is a genuine shakes head moment.

The media should have been all over Hinkleys carcass 3-4 years ago. But they don’t care.

Maybe they can all see what we already know

With Hinkley in charge we are going nowhere

That'd suit the camry's agenda

A reverse Trigg if you like

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Maybe they can all see what we already know

With Hinkley in charge we are going nowhere

That'd suit the camry's agenda

A reverse Trigg if you like

A reverse Trigg?

G....girt?

Australia is girt by sea. Ken Hinkley lives in Australia and he cannot see that playing Frampton is a good idea. Hinkley is a town in California with bad water and is not near the sea. Peter Frampton is playing in California this year on his final tour. He is playing near the sea. Clearly he can see that Frampton playing is a good thing.

If only I can get Frampton to talk to Hinkley about playing Frampton in the forward line it would all come together.

 

[tribey]

Well, they're making up for it in the current era with possibly the largest squad of B graders or worse ever put together in the history of the game.

I’ll probably be more comfortable with this assessment after we do our best to lose to them in Shanghai.

 

[proman_x]

A reverse Trigg?

G....girt?

Australia is girt by sea. Ken Hinkley lives in Australia and he cannot see that playing Frampton is a good idea. Hinkley is a town in California with bad water and is not near the sea. Peter Frampton is playing in California this year on his final tour. He is playing near the sea. Clearly he can see that Frampton playing is a good thing.

If only I can get Frampton to talk to Hinkley about playing Frampton in the forward line it would all come together.

I am never quite sure if you should be running a nut house or be its leading patient

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Everything that Haysie knob sings sounds like the same song. ffs mate change the tempo, sing without the pansy breathy lilt.. something, anything please I feel like doing bad s**t when you vocally "emote" with ya garbage guitar playing! better still talk sport dh.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

 

[RossFC]

Just strip them of the rights. Terrible channel that hates football. Why are SANFL games in toaster quality?

 

[OneGreatClub]

Lol

 

[OneGreatClub]

Is Fagan’s 3 year old working on their media releases now?

 

[GranFormaggi]

Just strip them of the rights. Terrible channel that hates football. Why are SANFL games in toaster quality?

It appears so the "Swamp People" fans can get content in HD and/or SAS 7s OB only has toaster quality cameras.

 

[Rexie J]

Available on upper YP via Pt Pirie on 7Mate. Vision watchable unlike the commentary as apparently Port didn't deserve any frees 'but the umpire saw it that way' according to that dipstick Casey.

 

[VineValerian]

Available on upper YP via Pt Pirie on 7Mate. Vision watchable unlike the commentary as apparently Port didn't deserve any frees 'but the umpire saw it that way' according to that dipstick Casey.

Casey is an anti Port plonker.

Last year I think it was he made some derogatory comments on the broadcast (we were sitting in the stand about 5 metres from him and Grant Coffee).
Port crowd turned and gave him a gob full of expletives.
He just shrugs his shoulders and quizzically looks around wondering what he said wrong.

Can't stand the p****.

 

[Rexie J]

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05...rd-scrapped/11122636?WT.ac=localnews_adelaide

Bowden, north of the CBD?? who writes this stuff?

 

[Duck Farmer]

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05...rd-scrapped/11122636?WT.ac=localnews_adelaide

Bowden, north of the CBD?? who writes this stuff?

Que? Am I missing something?


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[Rexie J]

Que? Am I missing something?



My error, writing in shorthand again and indicative of how bored I was last eve.

Only a small thing but the article says,"Bowden, north of the CBD."

Now someone will say that is techncally correct.

 

[LFC2010]

During the sports report Friday night they saying M Crouch to miss this weeks game at the oval.

 

[Steve Dore]

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05...rd-scrapped/11122636?WT.ac=localnews_adelaide

Bowden, north of the CBD?? who writes this stuff?

This is technically correct.

Bowden is north west of North Adelaide and therefore north (and west) of the CBD.

Not sure what that article has to do with football though.

 

[Duckimus Prime]

Terrible channel that hates football. Why are SANFL games in toaster quality?

They switched the HD channel to simulcast 7Mate instead of the main Channel 7 for the day because the AFL game was being broadcast on 7Mate due to election coverate.

They don't like switching the HD channel around during the day. It was either SANFL in SD or the AFL game in SD with high definition of old people talking about votes.

 

[Relativity]

The Advertiser on line


Chayce is keeping up with the Jones’
Family ties Chayce Jones has serious football pedigree but it wasn’t until late in junior ranks that he realised that he could beat the legendary deeds of his father Brendanat Longford Football club.

Back in my day calling someone's father a football club was a serious slight on that person's mother.

 

[70sDinosaur]

The Advertiser on line


Chayce is keeping up with the Jones’
Family ties Chayce Jones has serious football pedigree but it wasn’t until late in junior ranks that he realised that he could beat the legendary deeds of his father Brendanat Longford Football club.

Back in my day calling someone's father a football club was a serious slight on that person's mother.

Not if the football club was Glenelg.

 

[OneGreatClub]

The Advertiser on line


Chayce is keeping up with the Jones’
Family ties Chayce Jones has serious football pedigree but it wasn’t until late in junior ranks that he realised that he could beat the legendary deeds of his father Brendanat Longford Football club.

Back in my day calling someone's father a football club was a serious slight on that person's mother.

Haha classic.
No wonder he’s so talented though with all that footy pedigree all in the one player.

 

[Steve Dore]

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I too cannot believe that Carlile was the only player correctly identified. Imagine not recognising Steven Salopek and Matt Lobbe

 

[TeeKray]

How bad were those guernseys lol.