Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 6

[sobrave]

Heads roll at the Advertiser. Soon Rooch will be the sports dept.

https://indaily.com.au/news/local/2...e-advertiser-jobs-go-as-news-corp-wields-axe/

BONE HAS BEEN BONED
how a barely literate potato whose most memorable playing moment is being poleaxed by dermott brereton ever survived this long as a columnist is beyond me

 

[RossFC]

 

[Capital Power]

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"Thought we'd play a joke flying back into the country, and we all swapped passports"

 

[GremioPower]

Of course if it's for the crows it's for South Australia ... wonder if they will raise their knitting needles over their heads?

https://www.fiveaa.com.au/news/Jimm...n-To-Use-One-Of-His-Songs-But-There-s-A-Catch

Aussie rock icon Jimmy Barnes has given the Adelaide Crows the green light to use one of his anthems pre-game… but he has one condition.
In an upcoming episode of Conversations with Cornesy, Graham suggested the Crows could use ‘No Second Prize’ in the same way Port Adelaide use ‘Never Tear Us Apart’ by INXS.
"But I’m a Port Adelaide supporter,” Barnesy says. “My mates in the port would kill me if I did a song for the Crows.”
CORNESY: “But it’s bigger than Port Adelaide. It’s for the state -- no second prize.”
BARNESY: “I guess it’s a good song -- if the Crows want to use it they can, but I’m going to come and sing it in a Port Adelaide jumper.”

 

[Duck Farmer]

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Replace village with working class club.

 

[bomberclifford]

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Any Asterix reference gets a like from me.

 

[GremioPower]

Any Asterix reference gets a like from me.

I have more than 30 stories, a box with 6 movies, and two plush dolls (an Asterix and an Obelix). I LOVE ASTERIX THE GAUL!

 

[Grave Danger]

"Retirement eh, Michelangelo? You won't know yourself! Set yourself up a nice little SMSF. Catering, that's the next big investment opportunity, I'm told. I could probably point you in the right direction there, Michelangelo."

 

[bomberclifford]

I have more than 30 stories, a box with 6 movies, and two plush dolls (an Asterix and an Obelix). I LOVE ASTERIX THE GAUL!

I've just bought a big batch of second hand books for my kids and they can't get enough of him.

They're even picking up on the joke names after I explained a few of them.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Geriatrix

 

[Andre]

I've just bought a big batch of second hand books for my kids and they can't get enough of him.

They're even picking up on the joke names after I explained a few of them.

So you've given them a rundown of the Vital Statistix then. Asterik, along with Tintin were the two one's loved as a kid.

 

[Spadge]

So you've given them a rundown of the Vital Statistix then. Asterik, along with Tintin were the two one's loved as a kid.

i absolutely loved Tintin when i was a kid
Choose your own adventures were the other

 

[Magus]

Geriatrix

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KG would have to be one of the oldest employed people in the state. Easily top 10.

 

[Steve Dore]

Geriatrix

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Is that an ad for Rent-A-Cadaver?

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Geriatrix

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[70sDinosaur]

KG would have to be one of the oldest employed people in the state. Easily top 10.

Still young enough to run for Prime Minister in Malaysia though.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Still young enough to run for Prime Minister in Malaysia though.

Probably has the same view on 'Gays' as well

 

[LukeSA]

Geriatrix

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KG looks like a disney animatronic robot where they haven't got the skin texture quite right yet.

 

[70sDinosaur]

KG looks like a disney animatronic robot where they haven't got the skin texture quite right yet.

Looks like he's lost most of his male hormones.

 

[chiwigi]

4 sin binned in the Rabbitohs game!

 

[Grave Danger]

KG would have to be one of the oldest employed people in the state. Easily top 10.

With that picture it's almost at the stage where you say, "Aww, bless him!" Almost.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Geriatrix

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Jayzus, Kay-Gee looks like he's already been embalmed.

To be able to carve out a 50+ year career in radio and television while having the intellectual capacity of a 7 year old, and a debilitating speach impediment is remarkable. To be able to continue that career after you're actually dead is astonishing.
No wonder he's a fruchoctopian national treasure

 

[Eddie Dingle]

4 sin binned in the Rabbitohs game!

Ferals

 

[Grave Danger]

Jayzus, Kay-Gee looks like he's already been embalmed.

They use buttons for the eyes, don't you know.

 

[Steve Dore]

4 sin binned in the Rabbitohs game!

farken media!