According to The Age, the Carlton fan who claimed he was kicked out of the MCG because he called the umpire a 'bald-headed flog' was instead booted out because he had run screaming and waving his arms from two bays away and "spooked" the umpire.
Now I'll concede that this bloke has a frightening looking head, but geez, really?
They left out the best bit. When asked what noise the spook made, umpire Nicholls said "Boo!".