Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[PalaceGun]

Was surely talking about Geelong?

I head Dogs but I’m in a pub.
That’s the only reason his screams are in my ears.

 

[Mr Shankly]

Dwayne genuinely obsessed with dancing this year.

“Dance step”, “tiny dancer” etc.

Shut the **** up you ******* flog.

Today's game: "Baker, good dance step, does the Beyonce!"

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Mid Winter Saturday afternoon in the rain. The biggest stage of all.

Obviously.

 

[pablo668]

I can handle pretty much all of the ups and downs that being a fan of aussie rules footy dishes up to you. But why oh why does Derwayne always seem to be calling my teams games?
*! Do the AFL/Footy media hate us that much?
I mean I don't recall doing anything to them that would warrant having Derwayne foisted on me with such appalling regularity.

 

[WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot]

I can handle pretty much all of the ups and downs that being a fan of aussie rules footy dishes up to you. But why oh why does Derwayne always seem to be calling my teams games?
****! Do the AFL/Footy media hate us that much?
I mean I don't recall doing anything to them that would warrant having Derwayne foisted on me with such appalling regularity.

I hate Derwayne more than any other commentator. He relies on terrible and inane catchphrases and loves to work in Port Adelaide to his commentary, even when they aren't one of the teams playing.

I'd honestly rather listen to a game commentated by Rompingwins, Baz and Boyoyboywowee than Derwayne, which is really saying something.

 

[Chaisa]

He really is a muppet. It's worse that he's on Fox which is a channel where I'd expect proper coverage from.....and usually get it from their other commentators.

 

[Firestarter]

Says a lot when he has his own topic in Fourth Estate.

 

[Benny78]

"he puts the ball on his shoe, kicks the goal, and his team scores"

 

[Macpotata]

Annoying and overly dramatic. Sounds like he's having a never ending panic attack.

 

[Marc_Remillard]

I can handle pretty much all of the ups and downs that being a fan of aussie rules footy dishes up to you. But why oh why does Derwayne always seem to be calling my teams games?
****! Do the AFL/Footy media hate us that much?
I mean I don't recall doing anything to them that would warrant having Derwayne foisted on me with such appalling regularity.

You know he's bad when the opposition supporters share the same views

 

[SickQwon]

Have we run out of things to be outraged with?

 

[DirtySandman]

Political leadership around the world, is at an all time low, AFL commentary is worse.

David King......I said....David King!

 

[JOELY]

Is protected by being on Fox so less people are subjected to him. Over a long period has been the most annoying and unlikable commentator going around. Has never been happy with just callng the game straight down the line, feels like it's necessary to inject uncessary catch phrases and theatre into the call, and he's ******* awful at it. Never funny or creative, just garbage. Cringe worthy and at times insulting with some of the s**t he comes out with. Absolute dickhead. Lots of material on the fourth estate forum if you need some reinforcement.

 

[nameless]

"It's Walters Time"
"It's Walters Time"
"It's Walters Time"
"It's Walters Time"
"It's Walters Time"

Swear to God he said it 5 times in a minute.

 

[RobbyRoy]

Is protected by being on Fox so less people are subjected to him. Over a long period has been the most annoying and unlikable commentator going around. Has never been happy with just callng the game straight down the line, feels like it's necessary to inject uncessary catch phrases and theatre into the call, and he's ******* awful at it. Never funny or creative, just garbage. Cringe worthy and at times insulting with some of the **** he comes out with. Absolute dickhead. Lots of material on the fourth estate forum if you need some reinforcement.

Sums it up well really.

 

[Art Corvelay]

This is a chaos ball of a thread.

 

[RobbyRoy]

The missus came home to me watching a game in silence:

"Is Dwayne on?"

 

[Struggle]

THIS COULD BE THE FIRESTARTER!

 

[Kwality]

I can handle pretty much all of the ups and downs that being a fan of aussie rules footy dishes up to you. But why oh why does Derwayne always seem to be calling my teams games?
****! Do the AFL/Footy media hate us that much?
I mean I don't recall doing anything to them that would warrant having Derwayne foisted on me with such appalling regularity.

Get a life.

 

[chunkylover53]

I’ll never forgive him for celebrating when Judd did his hamstring vs Western Bulldogs.

 

[mxett]

life must be pretty tough when a commentator on the TV is cause for distress.

 

[pablo668]

Get a life.

Sorry Dwayne.

 

[pablo668]

THIS COULD BE THE FIRESTARTER!

There's an eternity left!!!

 

[pablo668]

life must be pretty tough when a commentator on the TV is cause for distress.

Not distressed, just thought I'd venture an opinion, see what sort of banter results.

 

[pablo668]

You know he's bad when the opposition supporters share the same views

Good win to your mob today btw.