Certified Legendary Thread Delusional Pearlers IV

[Dave]

It's hilarious reading all the whining about how hard they've got it and how the afl hates them. Anyone would think they haven't won a flag for 20+ years the way they carry on. It's going to be great watching their fairweather bandwagoning supporter numbers plummet as their club plummets down the ladder.

It's already started. Their crowd figures have been on the decline since 2015. Down 10% in just 4 years.

 

[Runk]

Can we just call this the ‘Hawthorne Threade’ and be done with it.

 

[DapperDon]

Can we just call this the ‘Hawthorne Threade’ and be done with it.

Depending on the time of year it's generally North Carlthorne

 

[Blind Turn]

Depending on the time of year it's generally North Carlthorne

What has become of the footy landscape when Collingwood can no longer be included in a hybrid beast of mockery?

 

[JayJ20]

Loooool.

Top delusional pearler of the year.
Every time we beat Hawthorn, Carlton or North, their boards completely melts.

 

[Haychh]

Team of the Week, R13: Who makes the cut?

Check out who features in round 13's Team of the Week

www.afl.com.au

Impey over McKenna and/or Saad is up there...

 

[westking]

Loooool.

Top delusional pearler of the year.
Every time we beat Hawthorn, Carlton or North, their boards completely melts.

The only reason the pies and tigers board doesn’t melt is because we never beat them.

 

[Runk]

Team of the Week, R13: Who makes the cut?

Check out who features in round 13's Team of the Week

www.afl.com.au

Impey over McKenna and/or Saad is up there...

That's just bullshit

 

[Maddogm]

The only reason the pies and tigers board doesn’t melt is because we never beat them.

So what you're saying is we need a repeat of the 2000 season so all the boards melt and so BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!! will explode from happiness

 

[Haychh]

It's amazing how much clubs avoid dealing with Essendon. Dodo's nature is probably the only reason they managed to keep a lot of those guys like Hurley through the drug saga.

Yeah, nah

 

[Dave]

Yeah, nah

No no no, it was the extra money disguised as “insurance payouts” that enabled us to keep them.

 

[Pweter]

Yeah, nah

Yep, one guy is the reason people stay at footy clubs. Bugger the rest, it's all Dodo.

 

[Dave]

Clarke is a better player than Ceglar.

 

[Zach Package]

Fifty whining toolbags

Great coterie name

 

[Bigjobss]

Pretty funny stuff from the AFL, Stratton gets a week because Fantasia bruises easily and the media ran with an anti-Hawthorn agenda

 

[Doss]

Orazio’s anti-clotting factor and platelets are in on the anti-Hawthorn conspiracy too.

 

[Beerfish]

I think you found Dunstall's account.

 

[ghostdog]

LMAO ‘kids sit and pretend they are part of the Christmas celebration’ this guy obviously doesn’t have kids. Kids make out like bandits every Christmas and run the show. And the ‘adult conversations’ are mostly about the kids anyway... much like this Hawthorne clown can’t stop talking about us.

Yes. Seriously under rating kids' conversations there.

 

[eth-dog]

Called delusional pearlers not correct statements thread

 

[Doss]

Called delusional pearlers not correct statements thread

Check out this absolute pearler I came across this morning.

 

[Kakkle]

Called delusional pearlers not correct statements thread

Says the guy who posted incorrect stats for his argument, and provided no context whatsoever, and when shown this, never responded

 

[eth-dog]

Says the guy who posted incorrect stats for his argument, and provided no context whatsoever, and when shown this, never responded

What are you talking about?

 

[Kakkle]

What are you talking about?

Trade & Draft thread.

 

[eth-dog]

Not Vic bias- just Essendon bias..

Oh the irony

 

[Towno78]

Clarke is a better player than Ceglar.

Is Clarke's Mum on BigFooty?
That's cute