Roast IF it isn't biased or ncompetent..... THEN it must be inciteful media coverage part II

[bzparkes]

So what did Scott Cummings say on his podcast to get sacked by Croc(o s**t) Media?

"Hutchy is a knob"?

 

[Chris_6678]

Their podcast started off funny with some solid story's from Cummings and Swan that would not have been heard before but the last 3-4 weeks have just been massive dribble.

Swan has really taken it to heart about what the media is saying lol

 

[Keys]

So what did Scott Cummings say on his podcast to get sacked by Croc(o s**t) Media?

Google “Dirty Dane” on urban dictionary and if you don’t laugh at how disgusting it is then you’re better than Scotty (and me)

There were other definitions they discussed- at no time did they condone the acts described or remotely suggest they were a good idea but they did laugh. Cue shitstorm

The outrage was sadly predictable from people who wouldn’t have even known the podcast existed let alone ever listen to it

 

[bzparkes]

Google “Dirty Dane” on urban dictionary and if you don’t laugh at how disgusting it is then you’re better than Scotty (and me)

There were other definitions they discussed- at no time did they condone the acts described or remotely suggest they were a good idea but they did laugh. Cue s**tstorm

The outrage was sadly predictable from people who wouldn’t have even known the podcast existed let alone ever listen to it

I didn't laugh but I gave a half smile...

Angry dragon and that pirate one gets me every time though. Or the gecko.

 

[twinkletoes#17]

Anyone catch Pavlova on 9 news doing the top 5 derby moments...? 1 of the moments was the Gaff incident and the other 4 related to Dockers wins.

Got to be shitting me.

Now watch this bell end get to commentate the game wont that be fun!

 

[Gaffy Duck]

So.. not freo winning 20 derby’s? The slipped punch takes the cake? Sure let’s show the Gaff incident for the hundredth time, will help Ross the Toss deflect from the belting they’re gonna get.

 

[wc_eagles_since86]

Anyone catch Pavlova on 9 news doing the top 5 derby moments...? 1 of the moments was the Gaff incident and the other 4 related to Dockers wins.

Got to be s**tting me.

Now watch this bell end get to commentate the game wont that be fun!

I read that mate, shook my head thinking must've been a typo. Then.. realised it was Pav. I thought he was an ok guy, but it turns out he's a campaigner of the sliest order. He also sounds like he's been hit in the head 1000x. What a ******* dildo. Shouldn't he be tarred and feathered for "promoting violence"?

 

[Gaffy Duck]

Can’t wait to see what his “wife” thinks again

 

[twinkletoes#17]

Why the Dockers win Western Derby 50

SURELY not could I really have sat through 49 Western Derbies? With the average AFL

www.communitynews.com.au

HAHAHA

My favourite bit -

One can only imagine the fevered dreams Brad Sheppard will be enduring on Friday, but you’d suspect Walters will feature heavily – twisting, turning, flying, staying down. The Eagles’ Mr Reliable has bounced back well this season from a severe hamstring injury that cost him his place in last year’s flag. But Walters is on another plain.

Put this rubbish in the incompetent pile!

 

[tigger_ferret]

Why the Dockers win Western Derby 50

SURELY not could I really have sat through 49 Western Derbies? With the average AFL

www.communitynews.com.au

HAHAHA

My favourite bit -



Put this rubbish in the incompetent pile!

You got what you deserve reading a community newspaper

 

[twinkletoes#17]

You got what you deserve reading a community newspaper

touché

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Why the Dockers win Western Derby 50

SURELY not could I really have sat through 49 Western Derbies? With the average AFL

www.communitynews.com.au

HAHAHA

My favourite bit -



Put this rubbish in the incompetent pile!

“Another plain”.

Quality journalism.

 

[BigVic]

Why the Dockers win Western Derby 50

SURELY not could I really have sat through 49 Western Derbies? With the average AFL

www.communitynews.com.au

HAHAHA

My favourite bit -



Put this rubbish in the incompetent pile!

What a stupid article!

 

[Bender_]

Community newspaper website hits up 300% with the 4 people that clicked on that article.

 

[Quinz]

This is what happens when the West puts up a paywall.

Capitalism fails yet again.

 

[DanWCE]

I actually read community news occasionally as they reveal which builders have picked up certain commercial projects.. But yeah I'll avoid that article.

The only twisting and turning Walters will be doing is when he's on the ground feigning high contact and hoping the umps can bring him into the game.

 

[WCE_phil]

I actually read community news occasionally as they reveal which builders have picked up certain commercial projects.. But yeah I'll avoid that article.

The only twisting and turning Walters will be doing is when he's on the ground feigning high contact and hoping the umps can bring him into the game.

Hurns thigh gets a 2 week suspension for knocking walters out after he slips and headbutts it.

 

[Scotland]

We face a 'trade nightmare' to land Tim Kelly apparently. That's one way of looking at it I guess.

 

[Max zero]

We face a 'trade nightmare' to land Tim Kelly apparently. That's one way of looking at it I guess.

Indeed.

"Well these are the only picks we have Geelong. I know you feel its unders but we have nothing else."

I'm traumatised just typing it out.

 

[Bender_]

Indeed.

"Well these are the only picks we have Geelong. I know you feel its unders but we have nothing else."

I'm traumatised just typing it out.

Likely they'd expect us to trade for picks unfortunately, so may lose Mutimer and Partington to pick upgrades.

 

[Scotland]

I'm traumatised at the prospect of maybe not trading some picks we don't have yet for a player that plays for another team.

 

[Max zero]

Likely they'd expect us to trade for picks unfortunately, so may lose Mutimer and Partington to pick upgrades.

Mate if we managed to trade Partington and Mutimer for pick upgrades I would consider that a win in itself.

 

[Agent93]

lose Partington to pick upgrades.

That's gonna be tough.

 

[Bender_]

That's the joke, fellas.

 

[Scotland]

We need to trade a 2018 draftee that hasn't played yet, so Wililams, Foley or O'Neill. That's where the real value is. Dean Gore 2.0.

If we draft someone and they play and don't immediately dominate (Petruccelle, Brander, Cameron, Venables) then they rapidly lose value. Any forward not getting a game ahead of Darling and Kennedy as a teenager should be de-listed really.