Banter The WCE Cricket Banter Thread (Ball tampering permitted)

[darksquare]

Not to wish injuries on anyone, but I can’t help but feel the side will now be a lot better with Matthew Wade in it. He’s unstoppable at the moment.


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[Truckosaurus]

Hopefully they'll take some inspiration from the ladies and murderise England.

Could do worse than to replace Stoinis with Perry actually...

 

[happy_eagle]

New Zealand with a good start on what I can only assume is a five day test ?

Pick up the pace a little lads. Barely going to get 200 at this stage

 

[Truckosaurus]

It'd be rather appropriate for New Zealand to be eliminated due to the semi and reserve day being washed out, given they probably only qualified with the benefit of points from rained out games.

 

[Coasters7]

Not to wish injuries on anyone, but I can’t help but feel the side will now be a lot better with Matthew Wade in it. He’s unstoppable at the moment.


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Should have been in long before this (the squad at least). You just know how this ends, comes in after dominating every form of domestic cricket over the last 12 months, gets thrown into an elimination final, gets out cheaply, and is never picked again.

 

[darksquare]

Should have been in long before this (the squad at least). You just know how this ends, comes in after dominating every form of domestic cricket over the last 12 months, gets thrown into an elimination final, gets out cheaply, and is never picked again.

Or they play Handscomb, then fall 20 runs short in a chase again...


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[Balls In]

Stoinis declared fit so still no middle order fix.

 

[kempy]

Kohli displaying usual petulance on way back to the pavilion



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[happy_eagle]

What a difference 24 hours can make....

 

[Ochre]

UP THE ******* KIWIS

 

[Keys]

Kiwis have given India a scare but normal transmission resuming

 

[ioppolo]

Conditions tailor made today for swing bowlers.

 

[Truckosaurus]

If we can't win, I really hope New Zealand do.

 

[ZergMinion]

Call me crazy but didn't this one day match start yesterday?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Call me crazy but didn't this one day match start yesterday?

Rained out, reserve day for the rest of the play today.

 

[ZergMinion]

Rained out, reserve day for the rest of the play today.

Ah good. I was worried the world had gone even crazier.

 

[ep2018]

Seems like winning the toss and batting first is the key to winning in this WC sooooo I hope we win the toss.

 

[Keys]

Seems like winning the toss and batting first is the key to winning in this WC sooooo I hope we win the toss.

Just like the 2015 WC final

 

[Truckosaurus]

Ah good. I was worried the world had gone even crazier.

Give it a few minutes and something else will happen.

 

[ioppolo]

Another tense semi final involving NZ

 

[ep2018]

Just like the 2015 WC final

Yes I do remember you calling me out during the final last time because I said because we lost the toss we'd lose the game.

 

[ioppolo]

Watch Dhoni pull a vintage innings out of his arse to guide India home

 

[Quinz]

Come on Kiwis

 

[Keys]

Yes I do remember you calling me out during the final last time because I said because we lost the toss we'd lose the game.

To be fair I do agree with you that winning the toss and batting seems to be a prerequisite to winning

 

[KBLT]

Those f***ing horns are the worst thing in cricket.