List Mgmt. The 2019 Trade and Free Agency Thread

[00Stinger]

Jones is nothing like Brayshaw

I know, he isn't as good

 

[ponsdale]

If getting the snip wasn't so difficult I'd have no problems doing it now

Getting the snip is actually very easy. I drove myself home afterwards.

Another confirmed deliberately barren, but very happy person. Whilst I did get married (actually eloped), we were very clear on the zero kids for us.

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

Getting the snip is actually very easy. I drove myself home afterwards.

Another confirmed deliberately barren, but very happy person. Whilst I did get married (actually eloped), we were very clear on the zero kids for us.

I know the process itself is simple, but have heard that doctors will try and talk you out of it if you're young etc etc

 

[ponsdale]

I know the process itself is simple, but have heard that doctors will try and talk you out of it if you're young etc etc

No one tried to talk me out of it. I was 32, I think. Does that count as young in your world?

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

No one tried to talk me out of it. I was 32, I think. Does that count as young in your world?

24. I’ve just heard it’s under 30, but willing to believe it’s false.

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

No one tried to talk me out of it. I was 32, I think. Does that count as young in your world?

I was 36, had three doctors try and talk me out of it. Just found one who said no worries,

 

[Marc_Remillard]

I am enjoying my fire, my book, and no children this afternoon. The Melbourne board seems rather pleasant today. I do miss schmuttt though.

What did he get suspended for? I hope it was giving either the Carlton or Hawthorn mods s**t, they definitely deserve it

 

[Proper Gander]

I like that this has turned into the vasectomy and trades thread. I would give a second round pick for a castrated Zak Jones and would throw in some type of prophylactic as a sweetener.

 

[demondavey]

What did he get suspended for? I hope it was giving either the Carlton or Hawthorn mods s**t, they definitely deserve it

No idea. He is a rather confrontational type at times.

 

[Marc_Remillard]

No idea. He is a rather confrontational type at times.

I was once suspended for 'troll liking'. Yes you read that right, i got suspended by a campaigner here on BF for liking a post. Anything can happen here

 

[demondavey]

I was once suspended for 'troll liking'. Yes you read that right, i got suspended by a campaigner here on BF for liking a post. Anything can happen here

I’d understand if you liked a post along the lines of ‘Martin Bryant isn’t that bad, just misunderstood. Steady on lads’

 

[Cannon82]

I’d understand if you liked a post along the lines of ‘Martin Bryant isn’t that bad, just misunderstood. Steady on lads’

Everyone's entitled to their opinion.

 

[Marc_Remillard]

I’d understand if you liked a post along the lines of ‘Martin Bryant isn’t that bad, just misunderstood. Steady on lads’

That's actually quite disturbing that you could come up with that scenario, perhaps you're not so bad after all

 

[demondavey]

That's actually quite disturbing that you could come up with that scenario, perhaps you're not so bad after all

Well I just had to think of something, and I thought of our National history and came up with that campaigner being the worst of the worst.

 

[Marc_Remillard]

The Alannah and Madeline foundation has always been my no.1 charity

 

[demondavey]

The Alannah and Madeline foundation has always been my no.1 charity

Great choice.

 

[Daemon]

Came into this thread to read pearls of wisdom about who we should recruit, instead read about vasectomys and a mass murderer. There really is no hope for us

 

[Proper Gander]

Came into this thread to read pearls of wisdom about who we should recruit, instead read about vasectomys and a mass murderer. There really is no hope for us

To be fair though, sometimes I wonder what could improve the Melbourne football Club, and my mind inevitably turns to vasectomies and mass murder.

 

[Toump Ass]

Another confirmed deliberately barren, but very happy person. Whilst I did get married (actually eloped), we were very clear on the zero kids for us.

I got eloped as well, couldn't imagine doing it any other way.

 

[HANDSOLO]

I still don’t quite know what eloped means. I was against marriage and all that s**t until I wasn’t

Kids are awesome but not for everyone

I’m wondering if our leadership had mass lobotomies

 

[Proper Gander]

I still don’t quite know what eloped means. I was against marriage and all that s**t until I wasn’t

Kids are awesome but not for everyone

I’m wondering if our leadership had mass lobotomies

I think it used to be sort of running off and getting married without the knowledge or consent of parents, but now it’s more about forgoing the big ceremony, and skipping the whole invitation stress, hiring a bad harp player and spending tens of thousands on ordinary catering. One of my sisters did that. Just held a regular gathering bbq get sizzled thing and towards the end announced that she and partner had been married in a registry the previous day.

 

[MarcMaverick]

I think it used to be sort of running off and getting married without the knowledge or consent of parents, but now it’s more about forgoing the big ceremony, and skipping the whole invitation stress, hiring a bad harp player and spending tens of thousands on ordinary catering. One of my sisters did that. Just held a regular gathering bbq get sizzled thing and towards the end announced that she and partner had been married in a registry the previous day.

Or as I'd like to call it: A Really Expensive Vegas Experience.

 

[rhaz]

Trade Brayshaw while we can get value.

He does nothing when he doesn't play in the contest and Goodwin won't play him there so why the * does he even play.

 

[blitznu]

Trade Brayshaw while we can get value.

He does nothing when he doesn't play in the contest and Goodwin won't play him there so why the fu** does he even play.

Exactly get players who can play the roles we need who cares if we lose 1 of 10 inside mids

 

[blitznu]

Sam Gray supposedly not offered contract by port yet and carlton looking at him. To me hes some one we should be trying to get someone who actually knows how to football in the forward 1/2