Toast Welcome to the Crows... Cat B rookie: Ootiib C!! (signed until 2021)

[Brenton Davy]

Unlike Mitch McGovern, Ootiib C actually has gecko hands. One of the reasons he should dominate AFL

i’m told That KFC haven’t opened any franchises in the Andromeda Galaxy either...

 

[Bernie L]

Fixed

Oh sorry, I didnt put it into Google Galaxy translate.

 

[Dudersaurus]

I think it’s OO-teeb See

I can hear Brian Taylor mangling this one too

We're in Australia now. It might be OO teeb See back at home, but we pronounce it Ottib See.

 

[mistylake]

Is his family name Ootiib or C?

Might be like an Afghani name where the family name comes first.

What are the Alpha Centauri customs?

Reported to eat humans whole.
This could get messy.

 

[morris086]

Alpha Centauri? surely there was a local that we could have taken, he'll (?) be on the first spaceship home just you watch.

 

[dogs105]

Alpha Centauri? surely there was a local that we could have taken, he'll (?) be on the first spaceship home just you watch.

I'm worried they might relocate Gold Coast to Alpha Centauri

 

[Jarmayhem]

Mods, why hasn’t this thread been stickied yet?

 

[Brenton Davy]

Mods, why hasn’t this thread been stickied yet?

Come on Mods!!!

You know we want this stickied.

 

[skam85]

I'm off the bandwagon.
Ootiib C was utterly useless this weekend. Invisible.
Delist, trade.

I'm sure we'll gift him to 200 games though.

 

[Deaneus!]

I'm off the bandwagon.
Ootiib C was utterly useless this weekend. Invisible.
Delist, trade.

I'm sure we'll gift him to 200 games though.

Ootibb C was a late withdrawal with a bruised tentacle, but I'm sure he's good to go this weekend

 

[jenny61_99]

Ootibb C was a late withdrawal with a bruised tentacle, but I'm sure he's good to go this weekend

Bruised testacle did you say?

 

[Deaneus!]

Get your mind out of the gutter jenny61_99 , none of Ootiib C's twelve testicles are bruised, it's one of hux six tentacles. Makes manipulating hux suckers just that little bit too hard.

Glad to see we're finally getting some info on old Ootiib C, there's not much you can find on hux on the internet

 

[SydCrow]

As a cat B wookie, can we play him immediately?

 

[Anzacpaul]

I've heard that we made a video of his jumper presentation, but Area 51 have confiscated it.

This is the rumoured to be the reason behind the storming of Area 51 on September 20th.

 

[brucetiki]

What have I just read?

 

[Bernie L]

Am hearing good reports of his work ethic in the gym. Has already broken a new bench press record for the club of 850kg (3 x 10) and can squat just on 1,200 kg. Can also dumbell curl (using all 8 tentacles) 150kg with each tentacle.

 

[Deaneus!]

As a cat B wookie, can we play him immediately?

Yes, xe's waiting for a call-up this week. I think xe'll be best "running" off half-back, maybe in the middle.

 

[Dudersaurus]

How do statisticians work out the handball/kick thing with a tentacles?

I'm hopeful they've designated them as legs, otherwise goal scoring is is going to be difficult.

 

[Deaneus!]

How do statisticians work out the handball/kick thing with a tentacles?

I'm hopeful they've designated them as legs, otherwise goal scoring is is going to be difficult.

Easy - if it's tentacle meets tentacle, it's a handball; if it's tentacle dropping to the ball to another tentacle, it's a kick; if the ball suddenly flies out of hux tentacles, it *may* be telekinesis

 

[dracochapel]

Ootiib C might have trouble getting free kicks.

makes contact or attempts to make contact with any part of their body with an opposition Player in a manner likely to cause injury; (i)above the shoulders (including the top of the shoulders); or(ii)below the knees.

on the other hand tentacle hux might have some advantages.

trips or attempts to trip an opposition Player, whether by the use of hand, arm, foot or leg;

strikes or attempts to strike an opposition Player, whether by hand, fist, arm, knee or head;

 

[dogs105]

Easy - if it's tentacle meets tentacle, it's a handball; if it's tentacle dropping to the ball to another tentacle, it's a kick; if the ball suddenly flies out of hux tentacles, it *may* be telekinesis

Goal!

 

[Jarmayhem]

Ootiib C should be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.

 

[Brenton Davy]

I thought hux would be a Category A (Alien) rookie...

 

[SydCrow]

I assumed we dropped three players to make way for the big O.

 

[Dudersaurus]

I assumed we dropped three players to make way for the big O.