WallyStringhaus
Club Legend
- Aug 27, 2015
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- Western Bulldogs
The mood is a bit down around here this week so I thought we could have some fun. Thread title says it all, here are mine;
President: Dogwatch - Wise and articulate. He has a broad view of the game as a whole but always has the Doggies at the forefront of his thoughts. No-brainer appointment, elected unopposed.
CEO: Fossie32 - A few candidates here but Fos gets the nod due to his penchant for numbers. Chosen due to his promise to sign up 54,016 members in his first 89 days in charge.
GM of Football: Mofra - Has the rare ability to maintain excellence and consistency across multiple departments. Can be serious when he needs to but can also lighten the mood with humour, essential in a leadership role.
List Manager: Fronkalicious - Has a presence about him, a bit of swagger which I like in key negotiators. Is shrewd and calculating and will always extract as much as he possibly can.
National Recruiting Manager: Wizard17 - The best identifier of young talent in the game.
Strength and Conditioning: ScragCity - Has stated openly that he would allow the players, much to Issy Folau's chagrin, to fornicate with his wife. The boys should be in prime physical condition after Scrag is done with them.
Dietician: Chicago1 - The board's resident culinary expert. After scoffing down on Souvlaki, Pizza and Dim Sims, Tim English will finally crack the 100kg mark (keeping Yojimbo happy). In an unrelated occurrence, Timmy suffers a mass heart attack at age 34.
Head Coach: Charlie Bucket - Views the game well, stays calm after a loss and doesn't get too over the top after a win.
Asst Coach: Brisdog - Has a bit of campaigner about him which I love. Will have the boys breathing fire before they get out on the ground. Will also ensure that no Cider is consumed on the end of year footy trip.
Oppo Analyst: Yojimbo - Can come up with some obscure numbers and knows more about secondary leagues than anyone in the country.
Video editor: Sack of Balls - 'nuff said.
Club Marketing: Norm De Guerre - Artistic without being w***erish. Has a cool vibe that appeals to the young and old alike.
Have I missed anyone? Who makes your team?
President: Dogwatch - Wise and articulate. He has a broad view of the game as a whole but always has the Doggies at the forefront of his thoughts. No-brainer appointment, elected unopposed.
CEO: Fossie32 - A few candidates here but Fos gets the nod due to his penchant for numbers. Chosen due to his promise to sign up 54,016 members in his first 89 days in charge.
GM of Football: Mofra - Has the rare ability to maintain excellence and consistency across multiple departments. Can be serious when he needs to but can also lighten the mood with humour, essential in a leadership role.
List Manager: Fronkalicious - Has a presence about him, a bit of swagger which I like in key negotiators. Is shrewd and calculating and will always extract as much as he possibly can.
National Recruiting Manager: Wizard17 - The best identifier of young talent in the game.
Strength and Conditioning: ScragCity - Has stated openly that he would allow the players, much to Issy Folau's chagrin, to fornicate with his wife. The boys should be in prime physical condition after Scrag is done with them.
Dietician: Chicago1 - The board's resident culinary expert. After scoffing down on Souvlaki, Pizza and Dim Sims, Tim English will finally crack the 100kg mark (keeping Yojimbo happy). In an unrelated occurrence, Timmy suffers a mass heart attack at age 34.
Head Coach: Charlie Bucket - Views the game well, stays calm after a loss and doesn't get too over the top after a win.
Asst Coach: Brisdog - Has a bit of campaigner about him which I love. Will have the boys breathing fire before they get out on the ground. Will also ensure that no Cider is consumed on the end of year footy trip.
Oppo Analyst: Yojimbo - Can come up with some obscure numbers and knows more about secondary leagues than anyone in the country.
Video editor: Sack of Balls - 'nuff said.
Club Marketing: Norm De Guerre - Artistic without being w***erish. Has a cool vibe that appeals to the young and old alike.
Have I missed anyone? Who makes your team?