Preview Changes vs Saints (and Jam preference) - OMac, T Smith and Baker for Lockhart, Preuss and May

[Topkent]

I don’t care for threads. I just wanted an answer.

Strawberry > anything else

 

[demondavey]

Strawberry > anything else

Thank you for your protracted and unsatisfactory reply.

That is not the correct answer.

 

[stEdy]

raspberry is good

omac is bad

 

[mrmonkey]

To be honest raspberry jam is better than every player on our list because it spreads well.

 

[PerfectFooty]

To be honest raspberry jam is better than every player on our list because it spreads well.

POTY

 

[demondavey]

To be honest raspberry jam is better than every player on our list because it spreads well.

I am glad I raised this!

 

[harry000]

To be honest raspberry jam is better than every player on our list because it spreads well.

Butter straight from an over-cold fridge spreads better than every player our list.

 

[CWaffles]

What’s the general consensus amongst Melbourne fans on jam? Apricot or strawberry?

Apricot for me

 

[demondavey]

Apricot for me

Great choice

 

[Proper Gander]

Great choice

Apricot are an ordinary fruit of themselves. But dried apricots, or apricot jam, or even apricot danish are just great. I don’t know what this means.

 

[TheCount]

Fruits of the Forrest ... I see no need to restrict it to one fruit .... I suppose you could call me the Hugh Hefner of preserves.

 

[demondavey]

Apricot are an ordinary fruit of themselves. But dried apricots, or apricot jam, or even apricot danish are just great. I don’t know what this means.

It means you’re right, but you genuinely need to taste a good fresh soft apricot.

 

[demondavey]

Fruits of the Forrest ... I see no need to restrict it to one fruit .... I suppose you could call me the Hugh Hefner of preserves.

Too many flavours. And who decides all those fruits are found in the same forest? Also, plum as a jam is a formidable opponent to apricot under the right circumstances.

 

[demondavey]

Butter straight from an over-cold fridge spreads better than every player our list.

I’ve recently resorted to having to microwave butter for about 15 seconds to soften before putting it on bread. If you put it on bread too hard and try and spread it it tears the bread.

 

[TheCount]

I’ve recently resorted to having to microwave butter for about 15 seconds to soften before putting it on bread. If you put it on bread too hard and try and spread it it tears the bread.

So you're saying we need to microwave our midfield?

 

[demondavey]

So you're saying we need to microwave our midfield?

What’s the point of microwaving butter that’s already soft?

 

[Topkent]

Melbourne boards officially hit its lowest ever level

 

[PerfectFooty]

Melbourne boards officially hit its lowest ever level

But it's highest intellectual peak

 

[Proper Gander]

It means you’re right, but you genuinely need to taste a good fresh soft apricot.

Someone literally said that to me a few days ago. I’ve had an experience with artificially ripened supermarket apricots. Apparently straight off the tree and fully ripe they are a totally different experience

 

[schmuttt]

Melbourne boards officially hit its lowest ever level

When you think about it the boards peak since October 2018 was avatar gate.

 

[Topkent]

But it's highest intellectual peak

Nope. Just the bottom of a ditch filled with s**t and piss.

 

[Topkent]

When you think about it the boards peak since October 2018 was avatar gate.

Yeah when Tulip developed a sense of humour for 15 minutes and nearly cause the board to shut down

 

[demondavey]

Someone literally said that to me a few days ago. I’ve had an experience with artificially ripened supermarket apricots. Apparently straight off the tree and fully ripe they are a totally different experience

Very true. Very very true.

 

[Proper Gander]

Nope. Just the bottom of a ditch filled with s**t and piss.

Shut up will you. We’re trying to discuss jam

 

[Topkent]

Shut up will you. We’re trying to discuss jam

Im just waiting for everyone to get warnings for derailing the thread from the mods before the super mods get involved