Good call by Dwayne today so far. I like how he has added "parlay" to his already impressive arsenal. He also said ballet step but I don't know if that is a one off or we will be hearing it more.
Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d
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I like Eddie as a commentator too. But he was doing the 'chaos ball' thing today lots of times.
I hate Dwayne's guts so *en bad.
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Der-wayne must have rubbed off on him. Why on earth would anyone want to use any of Der-wayne's appalling catch phrases.
What is with commentators using the expression "he picked his pocket". Dwayne and Ed were trading it all day and every time I heard it, my ears jumped up a little bit. Infuriating.
What about "He's got some shoe on that!". erm........ok.......derwayne after that Ablett goal, I turned off the TV and listened to Sandy Roberts on 5aa whilst working in the garden. Sandy is much better even though Terry is a bit of a peanut sometimes, but bearable, and his insight isn't too bad sometimes.
I really miss Clinton Grybas. Over 10 years since he died and Foxtel still can't find anyone that comes close to him.
Huddo and Speed are decent, but this twat is the worst.
Huddo and Speed are decent, but this twat is the worst.
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No truer words could be written about ol Dwyanno.
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BT said the term during Friday nights game.
I winced and said a silent curse towards El ####knob for infecting other commentators with his mindless word drool.
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The #### has probably been watching Peaky Blinders and picked it up.
He’s adding to his long list of ridiculous terms designed to mentally torture us all.
Unfortunately, he is the anti-Christ...of footy commentary...sent from hell.
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A bigger f**kwit behind a microphone I've never heard.
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I mean BTs close but yeah
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Close. I'd have Brayshaw between the two of them. He's worse than BT.
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If he starts in with the rhyming cockney slang, I'll go troppo
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I wouldn’t rule out that possibility by the idiot.
Is "wing- tackled" new just this week?
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I haven't heard my 2 all time favorites for a while:
1) "It's party time!!
2) Club X isn't in this game, but there not necessarily out of it either.
1) "It's party time!!
2) Club X isn't in this game, but there not necessarily out of it either.
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While Club X is 30 points down with three minutes to go.
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BENDING BACK!!!! BUT DOESN’T ENOUGH.
As the ball is clearly fading away from the goal.
As the ball is clearly fading away from the goal.
He has been commentating on TV for 17 years. How does this happen? Are we the minority? To people actually enjoy his s**t?
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I figure he's one who knows how to bull**** to management.
I have mates and work with guys who also cannot stand him calling games, to ne honest I don't think I know anybody personally that think he is a good commentator.
The same colleagues and friends are divided on BT and special comments guys like Dermie but the overall consensus Derrrrrrwayne (hi by the way) is that he is just a terrible caller,
Several people I work with love him. "Adds excitement to the game" kind of stuff. Completely fabricating what is actually happening in front of our eyes in order for the self-serving idiot to utter one of his ridiculous phrases...not exciting for me.
