Competition 2019 Bondi Beach Flag Football Invitational HQ

[fancyscum]

This is the first time since Year 8 that I haven't left something until the night before

This post triggered my anxiety, cheers!

 

[Barrybran]

This is the first time since Year 8 that I haven't left something until the night before

TIL I'm you in year 8

 

[cannavo]

 

[Klim]

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Bankstown would've been more suited to your moniker.

 

[cannavo]

Bankstown would've been more suited to your moniker.

Well sh*t.

 

[TY24]

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That tagline is the most disappointing thing I've ever seen

 

[Sparkle]

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Just out of curiosity, how is 'Bhed' pronounced? Is it:

• Bed,
• Behead,
• Bode,
• Bad, or
• Be head?

 

[Klim]

Well sh*t.
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Lebomemes101

 

[Silent Alarm]

This is a cool concept, but surprised no one's gone for Bondi Insta-Baddies or Surfers Paradise Poseidon. Glenelg Rays would be a nice triple-entendre: stingray, sun rays, the SANFL club Glenelg Tigers are referred to as 'Bays.'

Or ya know, just riff of places like Cottesloe.

Melbourne Metros is pretty sick though. Sounds like an American sarrkerrr team from the 70s.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Just waiting on Barrybran I think.

 

[cannavo]

That tagline is the most disappointing thing I've ever seen

'Bout that meme culture

Just out of curiosity, how is 'Bhed' pronounced? Is it:

• Bed,
• Behead,
• Bode,
• Bad, or
• Be head?

The 'H' is silent for me but you be the judge (last 2 secs)

 

[caloschwaby]

'Bout that meme culture

The 'H' is silent for me but you be the judge (last 2 secs)

"Soize"

 

[El_Scorcho]

Barrybran can I get an ETA?

 

[Barrybran]

s**t, sorry Scorch. Just start without me for this one. I'm not going to do it justice at this point.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Dylan8 has been good enough to fill Bazza's slot, so this should be up in the next day or two.

 

[magpienato]

Let's get this party started

 

[El_Scorcho]

Okay, finally getting this underway!

Welcome to Flag Football!

This competition will start with 4 groups of 3. Each team will play a game against each opponent, and the top 2 from each group will go through to the knockout quarter finals.

Using the trusty random.org list randomiser, the groups are as follows:

Group A
Hobart Fleet
Melbourne Royals
Adelaide Flag Football Club

Group B
Swan Valley Swans
Melbourne Metros
Dubbo Warriors

Group C
Parramatta Chargers
Brisbane Dragons
Cairns Reefers

Group D
Clovelly Celtic
Canberra Kookaburras
Gold Coast Pirates

I'll get the first 2 matches up quickly so everyone gets to see all the great designs straight off the bat.

 

[caloschwaby]

The Melbourne Metros regrets to inform the competition that an unfortunate administrative error has occured.
Due to a typo, the Metros were not able to secure the signing of Brown/ex.Giants WR Odell Beckham Jr., but rather we had acquired Bobby Boucher Jr. of South Central Louisiana State.

We apologise to Metro supporters and the fans of the league who were very much excited about the prospect of witnessing OBJ's marvels here in Sydney this year.

Metro fans rn:

 

[Freight Train]

The Melbourne Metros regrets to inform the competition that an unfortunate administrative error has occured.
Due to a typo, the Metros were not able to secure the signing of Brown/ex.Giants WR Odell Beckham Jr., but rather we had acquired Bobby Boucher Jr. of South Central Louisiana State.

We apologise to Metro supporters and the fans of the league who were very much excited about the prospect of witnessing OBJ's marvels here in Sydney this year.

Metro fans rn:

f****k we were hiring professionals for this? I thought this was socials, that’s why I’m playing for the dragons.

 

[caloschwaby]

f****k we were hiring professionals for this? I thought this was socials, that’s why I’m playing for the dragons.

The Metros organisation is prepared to do whatever is necessary - even violating the league's rules - in order to secure the bread.

 

[Freight Train]

The Metros organisation is prepared to do whatever is necessary - even violating the league's rules - in order to secure the bread.

Just enter him as Phill Inn and there shouldn’t be any problems...

 

[El_Scorcho]

The Pirates were disappointed to have the Metros swoop in last minute and sign Boucher from under our noses.

We'd like to announce the following starting 7:

Ronnie "Sunshine" Bass
Ray Finkle
Rod Tidwell
Bill Dauterive
Rudy Ruettiger
Billy Bob
Air Bud