Banter Brisbane Lions, home of the most ineffective small forward to kick 5 goals in a game - Chris 'Salty' Scott, 2019

[muzhogg]

is there a lack of banter as Brisbane havent been relevant or included in the last 10 or so years, so they are struggling to come up with anything that remotely stings and or is comical..

I dunno.

Their on-field efforts the last few years have been pretty comical.

And their response to a few weeks of results against bottom 8 teams is utterly hilarious.

 

[jonnobackpocket]

But less than half the members!

Here was I was thinking clubs try to win premierships, so most members is the end goal.

 

[rangatangtang]

Pft. Three flags from the days when it was a smaller competition and your club was getting an absolute s**t load of concessions from the AFL to make sure their interstate teams were successful.

You're finding much harder now that you have to win flags on merit, aren't you?

AFL flags in an 18 team comp. without AFL concessions: Richmond 1, Brisbane 0

Richmond didn't even get close to going back to back, let alone three in a row.

 

[muzhogg]

Richmond didn't even get close to going back to back, let alone three in a row.

Eh? Wining the GF and then making it to a prelim the next year is "not even getting close" to back-to-back?

Do you even football?

In any case, unlike your lot, we didn't get it handed to us by an AFL heirarchy desperate for their interstate experiment to succeed, and we did it in an 18 team comp.

Your flags all need an asterix.

 

[rangatangtang]

Grimes isn't playing, your boys gonna be ok? Don't see Vlastuin and Astbury stopping all of the lions, probably why the cues are in the rack. The biggest non upset upset surprising noone who actually watches the lions coming up

 

[BrainOfMorbius]

Everything's better with an Asterix

 

[muzhogg]

Everything's better with an AsterixView attachment 732774

 

[muzhogg]

Grimes isn't playing, your boys gonna be ok? Don't see Vlastuin and Astbury stopping all of the lions, probably why the cues are in the rack. The biggest non upset upset surprising noone who actually watches the lions coming up

Even on one leg, Grimes has your forwards covered.

 

[rangatangtang]

Lynch and Riewoldt will have to go into your back half just to touch the ball

 

[muzhogg]

Lynch and Riewoldt will have to go into your back half just to touch the ball

Wouldn't think we'd need either in our forward half to get past your defense.

Personally, I'd rest them for finals rather than risk injury against a team that's just there to make up the numbers.

 

[RFCGloryJC]

Chris Scott said Cameron kicked a "couple" of goals.
Only played well "late" in the game, apparently.
Don't know what's in the pipes down Corio way, want some.
Turn on, tune in, drop out.

 

[rangatangtang]

Surely you've had enough sleepins in the last couple of months, better to get them in so when we face you in the finals theyve realised we have about four bona fide answers for them and don't wet the bed like last year

 

[RFCGloryJC]

The only reason Brisbane won flags is because they were granted generous draft concessions as a start-up.
Artificial club.
Dancing on the grave of a heritage club.
Talent came from Victoria.

 

[dlanod]

Talent came from Victoria.

Three Brownlow medallists...

Voss - Queenslander.
Akermanis - Queenslander.
Black - Western Australian.

Must've been brutal to the Victorian clubs missing out on that Victorian talent.

 

[rangatangtang]

The only reason Richmond won their last flag was because you are a protected species vic club and your captain got a free hit to play in the grand final. Shouldve been suspended.

Your best player was catching Pokémon in his spare time ffs and u think u ain't got it made

 

[muzhogg]

The only reason Richmond won their last flag was because you are a protected species vic club and your captain got a free hit to play in the grand final. Shouldve been suspended.

Your best player was catching Pokémon in his spare time ffs and u think u ain't got it made

Protected species vic club?

If you knew the history of your own club you'd probably have worked out that the AFL have bigger interests than protecting vic. clubs.

The only reason your last flag team weren't playing pokemon in their spare time is because it was so long ago that computers hadn't been invented yet.

 

[rangatangtang]

Like what, being social activists and figuring out how to remove tackling from the game to make it playable for the southern primadonnas.

 

[Tony Harrison]

Three Brownlow medallists...

Voss - Queenslander.
Akermanis - Queenslander.
Black - Western Australian.

Must've been brutal to the Victorian clubs missing out on that Victorian talent.

Aka and Voss have Victorian Blood .
You can have Black though born in Qld.

 

[HTT]

As many of them have finally come out of hibernation, I can finally see Brisbane supporters are just like Carlton fans. Living in the past. Years battling with them for spoon will do that to ya I guess.

 

[rangatangtang]

Game day, may the best team win. Richmond are good but its the lions time. Cheers

 

[muzhogg]

Game day, may the best team win. Richmond are good but its the lions time. Cheers

Break a leg.

No!! Wait...

 

[muzhogg]

Like what, being social activists and figuring out how to remove tackling from the game to make it playable for the southern primadonnas.

I kind of see where you're coming from with the AFL.

Certainly we know that Garry Hocking has been monkeying with the rules to advantage his old club. And we know that the handbaggers like bruise free footy. So, yeah, I'd have to agree about the AFL trying to remove tackling to help out those primadonnas from down south.

Less sympathetic to your claim about social activism. I know how Queenslanders feel about social issues but you really need to get over the fact that women are allowed to attend football matches, and players can wear shorts that rise above the knee. We're not all stuck in the Queensland time warp and I would have to say that it's actually a good thing that the AFL are helping Queenslanders adjust to the modern world.

 

[HTT]

The only reason Richmond won their last flag was because you are a protected species vic club and your captain got a free hit to play in the grand final. Shouldve been suspended.

Your best player was catching Pokémon in his spare time ffs and u think u ain't got it made

Should’ve been suspended? For brushing the wings of a butterfly on Dylan Shiel’s head? You’ve spent wayyy too long listening to handbaggers, some of its rubbed off.

Ps Cotchin was useless in the GF, would’ve won without him easy

 

[muzhogg]

Should’ve been suspended? For brushing the wings of a butterfly on Dylan Shiel’s head? You’ve spent wayyy too long listening to handbaggers, some of its rubbed off.

Ps Cotchin was useless in the GF, would’ve won without him easy

LEAVE TRENT ALONE!!!!

 

[kenberger]

you really need to get over the fact that women are allowed to attend football matches

I don’t think we care so much about this anymore so long as they are accompanied by their man owner