Toast Hawthorn have headf***ed everyone

Whilst the final score was 118-64, don't forget at one point in the 3rd it was 91-19 our favour. They were completely and utterly obliterated that day.
Was at that game a few seats over from Dipper, was a bloody good night
 
Lewis at 76 and Worpel at 45. You can see why everyone hates us can't you?

It doesn’t just end there.

Sicily - 2013 national draft pick 56
Howe - 2014 national draft pick 31
Hardwick - 2015 national draft pick 44
Hanrahan - 2016 rookie draft pick 14

If you think it’s this bad now, then wait till Patton is traded for a 3rd round pick. This place is going to implode. :D
 
Listening to SEN Drive last night and some Essendon Flog got on and proceded to hook into the Hawks.
Claimed McDonald-Tipungwuti was a far better player than Cyril who apparently went missing in big games.
He then offered the gem that Mitchell was ineffective because despite his 50 possessions none of them hurt the opposition.

And the response from Terry Wallace - and his co commentator - Silence

The Hawks had obviously become an obsession to this flog who's objectivity matched his number of brain cells.
Hahaha

McDonald’s Chips & Pudding takes months off at a time & this idiot reckons Cyril went missing during games...:rolleyes::rolleyes:
 

ahhhhhh

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Artist's impression of new shopping centre in Ocean Grove:

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- The Coniglio thread on the trade and draft board

- The “can Hawthorn ignore the elite end of the draft” thread on the mainboard

- The gameday thread on the mainboard

:eek:
 

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Sometimes we get little hints of the multiverse, as some details of these alternate timelines leak through. Did you know there is a universe where Donald Trump is president of the USA, no kidding. There is another Universe where the Bulldogs actually use handball and Melbourne has recently one back to back premierships.
 
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It doesn’t just end there.

Sicily - 2013 national draft pick 56
Howe - 2014 national draft pick 31
Hardwick - 2015 national draft pick 44
Hanrahan - 2016 rookie draft pick 14

If you think it’s this bad now, then wait till Patton is traded for a 3rd round pick. This place is going to implode. :D

Pretty sure that offer has slipped out to future 4th now.
 
This. Got an abusive text from a Dons man last night, saying we're no longer a destination club. Would've killed him.

Can’t really relate to people who take stuff like that so seriously - could never imagine firing off a text celebrating someone else’s misery
 
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This. Got an abusive text from a Dons man last night, saying we're no longer a destination club. Would've killed him.
Envious *ers. All they have known all their lives is Hawthorn success. It kills them. Almost killed Hird and their club.
Rent free. 24/7
Just remind him - while they were cheating the Hawks were three peating
 
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Can’t really relate to people who take stuff like that so seriously - could never imagine firing off a text celebrating someone else’s misery
But then you’d not probs not blindly support a club guilty of systematic doping, either
 
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Is this the most embarrassing thread ever created on social media?

I can only imagine the laughs everyone else got when we missed out on Cognilooo

Ooh yeah we’ve head*ed everyone, or maybe some of you have head*ed yourselves
 
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