Someone please collate the best melts from the Cats board and post for all of our enjoyment.
Thanks in advance.
Thanks in advance.
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Rancey says hi.Now they have an excuse ugh
I know one statistic we didn't get smashed in.
Very confident.
There is no team in the comp I’d rather smash than this bunch of sooking campaigners.
I never used to care about Geelong either way and saw them as irrelevant. But ever since their sooking, bitch of a coach took over I have gradually started to hate them with a passion to the point they are now my most hated team.
From their continual sooking of having to play home games at the G in finals, when they have the biggest advantage of having their little s**t hole to play on in the home and away season. Their little b****of a coach who is completely classless and acts like his team are God’s gift to football, never giving any credit to opposition teams and blatantly disrespecting them.
Then there is the complete arrogant and flog nature of their players like Clangerfield who acts all high and might and has an opinion on every incident in the game. Selwood’s ducking/shrugging for frees and sooking to the umpires after every contest.
The constant media fap fest, even though they have done fu** all since 2011.
Let’s not forget their arrogant, one eyed, uneducated and inbred fans who are utterly unbearable.
I hope like hell we absolutely bury these sooking, b****, campaigners and send as many of them into retirement and the club into a free fall like we did the cows. Would give me the most pleasure.
Last time I checked my friends dont give me right hooks to my jaw from behind while I not looking.
Friends must mean something different in G Town.
Best.Dave now goes from Hawkins to Ratatouille. Game over.
Mates fight but to be knocked out from behind is no mate of mine.You ever hear of a Glasgow kiss? Same, but without the cool accent.
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Blitzarse might be a runner but he won't be able to walk on Saturday.DustyTim Lunch will kick more goals than Geelong this Friday.
Geelong board melting?
There is no team in the comp I’d rather smash than this bunch of sooking campaigners.
I never used to care about Geelong either way and saw them as irrelevant. But ever since their sooking, bitch of a coach took over I have gradually started to hate them with a passion to the point they are now my most hated team.
From their continual sooking of having to play home games at the G in finals, when they have the biggest advantage of having their little s**t hole to play on in the home and away season. Their little b****of a coach who is completely classless and acts like his team are God’s gift to football, never giving any credit to opposition teams and blatantly disrespecting them.
Then there is the complete arrogant and flog nature of their players like Clangerfield who acts all high and might and has an opinion on every incident in the game. Selwood’s ducking/shrugging for frees and sooking to the umpires after every contest.
The constant media fap fest, even though they have done fu** all since 2011.
Let’s not forget their arrogant, one eyed, uneducated and inbred fans who are utterly unbearable.
I hope like hell we absolutely bury these sooking, b****, campaigners and send as many of them into retirement and the club into a free fall like we did the cows. Would give me the most pleasure.
Hope Greene gets off tomorrow night then it will hyper melt.Geelong board melting?
Blicavs. Is there a more overrated player in the league? After years of trying, Scott finally finds a spot for him at full back but what does the idiot do when the finals begin? That's right, plonk him on a wing where he can run and run...and get less possessions than any other midfielder on the park, lol.Blitzarse might be a runner but he won't be able to walk on Saturday.
Yeah, or in the ruck like in their QF. Against Grundy.Blicavs. Is there a more overrated player in the league? After years of trying, Scott finally finds a spot for him at full back but what does the idiot do when the finals begin? That's right, plonk him on a wing where he can run and run...and get less possessions than any other midfielder on the park, lol.
Watch him do nothing yet again in a final.
Hahahaha!
This bloke cat riot must be a dumb campaigner using the Tim Kelly trade to get Hawkins off View attachment 747211