Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[Oscarman]

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[unplugged]

This thread is perfect. I can't believe I've only just found it.

 

[HawkHead19]

Geez....

Not a fan of this guys journalism at all but this is pretty toxic. Bunch of keyboard heroes twisting the knife in.

One thread on depression, another collectively laying the boot into this bloke how sad his life is. Hypocritical

 

[My Tilly]

Geez....

Not a fan of this guys journalism at all but this is pretty toxic. Bunch of keyboard heroes twisting the knife in.

One thread on depression, another collectively laying the boot into this bloke how sad his life is. Hypocritical

Not a fan of it either but they (journos) are fair game.
They don't like it, go work at a factory or construction site to earn a living.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Guaranteed he reads this.

*Chief suddenly receives an offer from Browne Snr to buy the site, Jnr bans everyone*

 

[It Just Is]

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[Fat Nyfe]

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You get the sense there is much more to come. We’re the early readers

 

[Sentinel]

 

[In Repair]

That’s gold

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

He’s a massive dickhead, isn’t he.

 

[Drewie11]

How’s the question to Hardwick before he had even sat down. Trying so hard to be first

 

[Sttew]

Here’s one I witnessed first hand. About 6-8 Sunday nights ago I had an MRI on my knee at a place in Richmond opposite the Epworth. While I was waiting in Reception Tom walks in (his hair looked even more dishevelled than it does on TV). He went up to the receptionist and said, “I’m Tom Browne from Channel 7. Do you have any AFL footballers undergoing scans here?”

What do you think the receptionist’s response was?

I guess when you are Tom you live in hope that someone gives you a bone.

 

[Drewie11]

Here’s one I witnessed first hand. About 6-8 Sunday nights ago I had an MRI on my knee at a place in Richmond opposite the Epworth. While I was waiting in Reception Tom walks in (his hair looked even more dishevelled than it does on TV). He went up to the receptionist and said, “I’m Tom Browne from Channel 7. Do you have any AFL footballers undergoing scans here?”

What do you think the receptionist’s response was?

I guess when you are Tom you live in hope that someone gives you a bone.

Tom Browne getting a story

 

[Mofra]

Tom Browne getting a story

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Later that day...

 

[Mofra]

Geez....

Not a fan of this guys journalism at all but this is pretty toxic. Bunch of keyboard heroes twisting the knife in.

One thread on depression, another collectively laying the boot into this bloke how sad his life is. Hypocritical

Anyone who rocks up to a funeral angling for a story is fair game.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

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How the * is that even a story?!

 

[Coalface]

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Wow! Hard hitting stuff, quality journalism.
Really gives you pause to reflect on the important things....
Here's hoping they can patch things up!!

 

[SavDog23]

Reckon he reads BigFooty.

Last year we had a few posters on the Tigers board who would give us updates about player contracts, trades etc. I remember one day reading some news (I think about Tom Scully) from one of these posters, and then a few hours later Tom Browne said the the same news in a twitter post, almost word for word.
Tiges board collectively pissed themselves and I think he started blocking people on twitter asking about him having BigFooty sources for a while too lmao.

 

[iluvparis]

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Possibly the best piece of journalism the Herald Sun has ever produced

 

[smeltitdeltit]

I genuinely laughed out loud then, holy crap

the way he looked at the camera, readied himself to answer, and then completely mis-interpret the question was hilarious

Andy Maher just looks down and says 'okay..'

The Chewbacca Defense.

 

[jefffff34]

He seems like the sort of bloke that always wears a suit, purely because he owns a suit.

He boundary rides for MMM on Friday night's, most radio people are in jeans and a hoodie ffs. He is a mungbean.

People getting blocked by him on Twitter, is eerily similar to Brad McNamara's efforts a couple of years ago.

 

[beema limapep]

Reckon he reads BigFooty.

Last year we had a few posters on the Tigers board who would give us updates about player contracts, trades etc. I remember one day reading some news (I think about Tom Scully) from one of these posters, and then a few hours later Tom Browne said the the same news in a twitter post, almost word for word.
Tiges board collectively pi**ed themselves and I think he started blocking people on twitter asking about him having BigFooty sources for a while too lmao.

This is 100% true

 

[Engimal v3]

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Guaranteed. His stuff ups are getting more prominent over time.

 

[Godchin]

Has anyone noticed how white his knuckles are from gripping his microphone so tightly?

 

[blackshadow]

Has anyone noticed how white his knuckles are from gripping his microphone so tightly?

Imagine what he's like having a crank...