Let's talk Ports! Part 2

[tribey]

Round 17 2003 v Brisbane on fox at 7.30.

Or 7 if you are in radelaide.

What if you could be the winningest side of the era and play ThReE KiDs?!

 

[tribey]

It’s a miracle we won this.

Frees:
BL 23-11 PA

And Cockatoo-Collins was just robbed of a contested mark 30m out straight in front for a non-existent ‘hold’ while being molested front-on by a young Ash McGrath lol

 

[Eddie Dingle]

It’s a miracle we won this.

Frees:
BL 23-11 PA

And Cockatoo-Collins was just robbed of a contested mark 30m out straight in front for a non-existent ‘hold’ while being molested front-on by a young Ash McGrath lol

Cmon mate we weren’t expected to win.

We’re playing the kids.

 

[tribey]

Cmon mate we weren’t expected to win.

We’re playing the kids.

Guerra making his way back to the Sheraton on his seniors’ pass was a altruistic touch.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Guerra making his way back to the Sheraton on his seniors’ pass was a altruistic touch.

Take out Fitzdestroyed Primus and Paxman hows the winning % of that squad?

Retweet if you cryd

 

[RossFC]

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What if you could be the winningest side of the era and play ThReE KiDs?!

That can't be right, How was Brent Guerra balding at 21 years of age?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

That can't be right, How was Brent Guerra balding at 21 years of age?

Guerra is Benjamin Button.

 

[Steve Dore]

Rucci doing his bit for Ports' propaganda line of softening up the members and supporters for another Hinkley contract extension. Playing the long game now with kids so finals off the agenda. Comparing our current rebuild to that of the MLB Houston Astros.

"Gone is the quick fix with Moneyball. Port Adelaide is on the long game with Astroball or what might become the AFL’s Powerball."

 

[tribey]

Rucci doing his bit for Ports' propaganda line of softening up the members and supporters for another Hinkley contract extension. Playing the long game now with kids so finals off the agenda. Comparing our current rebuild to that of the MLB Houston Astros.

"Gone is the quick fix with Moneyball. Port Adelaide is on the long game with Astroball or what might become the AFL’s Powerball."

‘Moneyball’ was a ‘quick fix’?

Another footy journo with absolutely no idea what that book/film was about.

Jon Ralph infamously thought it was just a catchy synonym for player transfers

 

[tribey]

or what might become the AFL’s Powerball."

Yes, I can just imagine it now.

John C Reilly playing Ken Hinkley, dropping pearls of wisdom such as “what if we drafted kids and played them”?

Reinventing the wheel, this.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Yes, I can just imagine it now.

John C Reilly playing Ken Hinkley, dropping pearls of wisdom such as “what if we drafted kids and played them”?

Reinventing the wheel, this.

More like what if we drafted kids and played Sam Gray and Cam Sutcliffe.

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[Contested Marx]

Yes, I can just imagine it now.

John C Reilly playing Ken Hinkley, dropping pearls of wisdom such as “what if we drafted kids and played them”?

Reinventing the wheel, this.

I wish you wouldn't do this because I'm now casting Will Ferrell in a bald cap as Koch but he's basically Mugatu and probably Steve Carell as KT

A skinnier Jack Black works for an angry Monty but for the life of me I can't find suitable actor for Bassett

I've wasted literally minutes thanks to you

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I wish you wouldn't do this because I'm now casting Will Ferrell in a bald cap as Koch but he's basically Mugatu and probably Steve Carell as KT

A skinnier Jack Black works for an angry Monty but for the life of me I can't find suitable actor for Bassett

I've wasted literally minutes thanks to you

Steve Carrel is Bassett.

Pair of boring campaigners

 

[Pappagallo]

I wish you wouldn't do this because I'm now casting Will Ferrell in a bald cap as Koch but he's basically Mugatu and probably Steve Carell as KT

A skinnier Jack Black works for an angry Monty but for the life of me I can't find suitable actor for Bassett

I've wasted literally minutes thanks to you

Luke Wilson has Bassett written all over him.

 

[edgie]

Chris and Liam as Chad and Kane?


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[edgie]

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What if you could be the winningest side of the era and play ThReE KiDs?!

Is the Warren Tredrea link ever not purple?


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[tribey]

Is the Warren Tredrea link ever not purple?

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Once. That mistake has never been repeated.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Chris and Liam as Chad and Kane?


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A Hemsworth would have to play Paul Stewart

 

[Power Girl]

Chris and Liam as Chad and Kane?


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oh puhleez the Hemsworths are good looking men. The Cornses not so much

 

[edgie]

oh puhleez the Hemsworths are good looking men. The Cornses not so much

Come on, have you seen the Chad neck down?


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[Power Girl]

Come on, have you seen the Chad neck down?


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Yes but the head would need a balaclava

 

[Contested Marx]

Luke Wilson has Bassett written all over him.

I reckon Ben Affleck in sad face post Batman mode would work if we weren't going the comedy route

 

[bomberclifford]

Jim Carey circa Me Myself & Irene = Bassett

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

That can't be right, How was Brent Guerra balding at 21 years of age?

He was balding at 19. I remember calling him old man Guerra before his 20th birthday.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Jim Carey circa Me Myself & Irene = Bassett

A family member called Bassett, Jerry Lewis when he was playing, and still calls him that.