Star Docker Player Involved In Horror Wreck

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Since moving from Melbourne, Jesse Hogan has been involved in the wreck that is the Fremantle Football Club.

This story will be an evolving beast throughout 2020 and sure to provide many a fine moments for opposition supporters.

Stay tuned for future updates as the season rolls on.

 

[Gameova_]

Bruh no one cares have a sympathy post

 

[Bont2Bruce]

It obviously doesn't take much to become a "star" in the forward line at Fremantle.

13 goals in 12 games is right up there with the best of them.

 

[crazywildhorse]

It obviously doesn't take much to become a "star" in the forward line at Fremantle.

13 goals in 12 games is right up there with the best of them.

It’s at Justin Longmuir heights

 

[IggypopsTshirt]

They’re big boots to fill but Hogan has managed to successfully step up into the role of recently departed Dockers superstar Harley Bennell.

 

[DanWA]

"Star Docker"

Natalie is the only one allowed to be called a star

Jesse clips a car on his come down, strange the cops did not attend

If this were a player from the successful big brother club the media and low iq Dockers fans would be all over it like subaru on a donut

 

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[Stronzo]

I’m really upset with what the OP has said.

Really upset.

 

[leobarryustar]

Jesse Hogan hit a parked car and had to crawl out of his flipped over white BMW on Sunday morning eh?

harry000 can you provide any insights here?

 

[harry000]

Jesse Hogan hit a parked car and had to crawl out of his flipped over white BMW on Sunday morning eh?

harry000 can you provide any insights here?

Clearly a mental health incident.

 

[DanWA]

Clearly a mental health incident.

Is this a Buddy Franklin thread?

 

[Mofra]

A car wreck is a nice break from their H&A season, which is generally a trainwreck.

 

[DanWA]

A car wreck is a nice break from their H&A season, which is generally a trainwreck.

If Longmanure delivers a derby win he will be hailed a messiah for eternity

 

[Bont2Bruce]

It’s at Justin Longmuir heights

Who?

 

[MadMundy]

It's been confirmed he had no drugs or alcohol in his system

 

[DanWA]

It's been confirmed he had no drugs or alcohol in his system

Confirmed by who and where?

Police did not attend so little weird that he would be drug & alcohol tested

 

[DanWA]

Who?

This potato

 

[Off Tap]

I’m really upset with what the OP has said.

Really upset.

There you go.

 

[MadMundy]

Hogan was back at training today without any injury concerns from said crash. Thank god the poor bloke is ok

 

[Coach_Required]

It's been confirmed he had no drugs or alcohol in his system

That's even worse, so not only cant he play for s**t, he cant drive for s**t either?

At least if he was intoxicated it would be a reason. He must have been texting while driving.

 

[MadMundy]

That's even worse, so not only cant he play for s**t, he cant drive for s**t either?

At least if he was intoxicated it would be a reason. He must have been texting while driving.

Supposedly was on his phone when crash happened from what I've heard. Silly mistake if so

 

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It's been confirmed he had no drugs or alcohol in his system

It was also confirmed Melbourne didn't tank and Essendon* didn't inject anything illegal

 

[harry000]

Supposedly was on his phone when crash happened from what I've heard. Silly mistake if so

Any swimming and **** involved?

 

[DanWA]

Supposedly was on his phone when crash happened from what I've heard. Silly mistake if so

What i heard is he was on a come down and hit a parked car

 

[IggypopsTshirt]

What i heard is he was on a come down and hit a parked car

Scuttlebutt suggests he was doing a KFC and Gatorade run following a big one on the pingaz.