- Bart: Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac!" and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
- Homer: Yeah.
- Bart: Will you teach me how to do that?
- Homer: Sure, boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. And then when he's lying down on the ground...
- Bart: Yeah.
- Homer: Kick him in the ribs.
- Bart: Yeah.
- Homer: Step on his neck.
- Bart: Yeah.
- Homer: And run like hell.