Okay, so it was all sarcasm; you had me there! In any case, I hope my reply to your post might be relevant to the people you were satirising.You imagine incorrectly.
I would be extremely happy if the left never won another election, but that won’t happen.
I merely am trying to suggest, albeit very sarcastically, that the realities of life may alter some of the young left leaners politics over time and they may find themselves different people with different needs as they age. They may even vote differently.
Several pages of this forum give a reasonably adequate explanation of why the left is currently losing elections in this country. We got 7 pages of intellectual debate absolutely and utterly unrelated to the OP’s question. They might stand a chance if they could stay on topic and talk a lot more about issues that people gave a s**t about.