Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon II - over 6500 days since EFC won a final / AC signs w NM, EFC implode / RIP D2D and T_S

[Horace]

Damn, Hibberd down with a knee.

Reportedly just a heavy knock to the knee and not serious.

Anyway surely *they have still got some of the "good gear" laying about somewhere to jab him up, won't *they?

 

[Hojuman]

Reportedly just a heavy knock to the knee and not serious.

Anyway surely *they have still got some of the "good gear" laying about somewhere to jab him up, won't *they?

On a plane to Dublin

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

On a plane to Dublin

Old mate blackcat would probably be thinking about those wellness and rehab centres so often enjoyed by cyclists and tennis players in the Spanish mountains.

 

[see see]

Has the man with the 7 day boners contributed anythjng?

Yeah, a whole heap of past its use by date South American chocolate. He's such a top bloke.

 

[Hojuman]

Wallace has brain transplant over summer.
https://www.sen.com.au/news/2020/01/20/terry-wallace-names-the-flakiest-side-in-the-afl/

 

[Snake_Baker]

They're basically going to copy Richmond.

 

[The Warlord]

Will beat us twice for the two wins of the season.

 

[The Warlord]

But in all seriouslyness, flogging them at the G would be a thing of rare beauty, like areal old fashioned shellacking.

 

[KiwiRoo]

Wallace has brain transplant over summer.
https://www.sen.com.au/news/2020/01/20/terry-wallace-names-the-flakiest-side-in-the-afl/

I heard he asked the surgeon to turn up the operating lights so he could work on his tan while he was under too

 

[DesertRoo]

I heard he asked the surgeon to turn up the operating lights so he could work on his tan while he was under too

Should’ve just asked Jimah for a jab of the tan in a bottle.
The nurses might’ve had a bit of a giggle if he went under with a seven day boner thou.

#hospitalgownsain’tdesignedlikethat

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

Wallace has brain transplant over summer.
https://www.sen.com.au/news/2020/01/20/terry-wallace-names-the-flakiest-side-in-the-afl/

That's a thorough in-depth and we'll articlayed analysis if ever I've seen one. I go to the footy and sometimes the team wins and other times they lose. They sometimes win well and they sometimes get slaughtered.

Well, I suppose if Foxtel, Sen, Seven and soon are prepared to pay pillocks for writing bollocks, then this becomes the norm.

 

[Val Keating]

Some new Grindr profile pics

 

[The Warlord]

Some new Grindr profile pics

Strong vibes from the Top Gun beach volleyball scene, aka the gayest thing ever.

 

[Nate7]

Strong vibes from the Top Gun beach volleyball scene, aka the gayest thing ever.

Homoerotic behaviour at its finest!

 

[KiwiRoo]

Some new Grindr profile pics

Club med(s) promotion

 

[ferball]

Club Merde

 

[DesertRoo]

Club Merde

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

Club Merde

Pretentious, moi?

 

[Snake_Baker]

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

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Club merde personified.

 

[see see]

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Am I the only one getting a 'closing scene of Scarface' vibe from this photo?

 

[ferball]

Am I the only one getting a 'closing scene of Scarface' vibe from this photo?

I thought a bird shat on him.

 

[see see]

I thought a bird shat on him.

It obviously wasn't his regular bird. School went back yesterday.

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

I thought a bird shat on him.

That is illegal in some countries. Whatever floats yer boat I suppose.

 

[Nate7]

That is illegal in some countries. Whatever floats yer boat I suppose.

Scatology? That's news to me!