Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[Upgrayedd]

seriously he looks like the kid who tries to act cool but no body likes. But your mum is friends with his mum and makes you hang out with him a bit

And all of your real friends give him s**t but he is too dumb to understand that they are taking the piss out of him

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*, At least take the shirt to mum to get it ironed.

 

[Sentinel]

For anyone looking for updates on the developing Pruess story, I urge you to follow Tommy's Twitter thread on the matter:

 

[Pykie]

He's like the reincarnation of Chopper Read, he can barely write a coherent sentence and he works as a journalist.


"Yeah, I know – and I can’t even bloody spell. What about those poor bloody academics, those college graduates, battling their guts out to write some airy-fairy piece of exaggerated artwork? And here’s a bloke, sitting in a cell, who can’t spell, and he’s written a best-seller. It’s sold two hundred and fifty thousand copies. And it’s still selling. And he’s writing another one. And I can’t even spell. I’m semi-bloody-illiterate."

 

[Shane Heard]

He's like the reincarnation of Chopper Read, he can barely write a coherent sentence and he works as a journalist.


"Yeah, I know – and I can’t even bloody spell. What about those poor bloody academics, those college graduates, battling their guts out to write some airy-fairy piece of exaggerated artwork? And here’s a bloke, sitting in a cell, who can’t spell, and he’s written a best-seller. It’s sold two hundred and fifty thousand copies. And it’s still selling. And he’s writing another one. And I can’t even spell. I’m semi-bloody-illiterate."

You’re right you know...he’s a nerdy chopper.

and always doin himself a mischief ol tommy boy

crazy little bugger he is

 

[yyou]

Tom Browne = Kim Hagdorn Junior

On CPH1920 using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Crusty Demon]

Why are AFL journo's so bad? I don't get it. Most aren't even close to being likeable. Hutchy, Mclure, Slobbo, Caro, Barrett, Hagdorn, Niall, Browne etc etc. All grubs of the highest order. As the AFL has been so popular for so long, why are we subjected to listening to these grubs on AFL news?

 

[captain cotch 9]

I’ve noticed his go to phrase is “developing”
Quite ironic becuase it’s the opposite of what his career is doing

 

[Pragmatic Shill]

Why are AFL journo's so bad? I don't get it. Most aren't even close to being likeable. Hutchy, Mclure, Slobbo, Caro, Barrett, Hagdorn, Niall, Browne etc etc. All grubs of the highest order. As the AFL has been so popular for so long, why are we subjected to listening to these grubs on AFL news?

What's wrong with Niall?

 

[RonnieRaven]

The quality of journalism is so bad I’ve resorted to BigFooty.com for my footy news.
So called experts are as bias and journalism is just opinion now I’d rather it come from the punters that aren’t on the teats of the afl

 

[beema limapep]

The quality of journalism is so bad I’ve resorted to BigFooty.com for my footy news.
So called experts are as bias and journalism is just opinion now I’d rather it come from the punters that aren’t on the teats of the afl

Underated post.

 

[Shane Heard]

What's wrong with Niall?

what’s right about him?...is more the question

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

What's wrong with Niall?

He has a claw hand.

 

[Rusty Cohle]

but but..Ed said everyone is welcome in the Black and white army?

Ferals, freaks, Toorak elites and strange awkward noobs in white sneakers are all as one at Pie Land.

innthat rite?

Sex offenders too! They let one hang around at training all the time

 

[Shane Heard]

Sex offenders too! They let one hang around at training all the time

this is true.

collywobble land is a strange and complex place.

 

[Pykie]

We need more tweets!

Another one for the kiss ass category:

 

[gingernuts]

this flog tries to talk up Moore and Richmond and then finishes with "even though Moore will stay at Collingwood" what a fooking tosser

 

[gingernuts]

The quality of journalism is so bad I’ve resorted to BigFooty.com for my footy news.
So called experts are as bias and journalism is just opinion now I’d rather it come from the punters that aren’t on the teats of the afl

Halla fookin leuyha. These fooking so called journos get all their stories off big footy nothing surer

 

[Muddiemoose]

Hey Tom is you are reading this can you please start doing multi tweets instead of putting 1/2

 

[Muddiemoose]

At the end of all your tweets it’s a pain in the ass 2\2

 

[theyellowsash]

this flog tries to talk up Moore and Richmond and then finishes with "even though Moore will stay at Collingwood" what a fooking tosser

You can both guarantee that Richmond isn't going to offer Moore a contract and that he is gone at years end

 

[Shane Heard]

We need more tweets!

Another one for the kiss ass category:

what a total dip####

note to all you kids out there...if someone ever starts a sentence with “ quite frankly” or frankly , any word with frankly....there’s a very good chance he’s an absolute imbecile and should be avoided at all costs. Assassinate discreetly if possible.

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

The best 24 (or under) year old defender in the game - talk it up Tom, you utensil puppet.

 

[Aussie_boy]

The best 24 (or under) year old defender in the game - talk it up Tom, you utensil puppet.

Eddie said so, must be true.

 

[Pragmatic Shill]

Irony, thy name is Tom.

 

[windyhill]

Any time they cross to the clown it's as if he's about to announce world peace.